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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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2017-03-01 04:14:55
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Visible Cloaks's 8.7 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 8
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Leon Ware
-Jay "I'm a motherfuckin Monster" Z elected to Songwriters Hall of Fame
-Kanye Jesus statue appears in Hollywood
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, and each & every poster here
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>>71313439
fuck off conde nast
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MAGA
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This thread stands with Casey Affleck.
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no white men have been given a bnm this year. let that sink in.
a list of white men p4k hates
>sun kil moon
>dirty projectors
>ryan adams
>strand of oaks
>jens lenkman
>animal collective
>ty segall
>japandroids
>of montreal
>flaming lips
>foxygen
>all of them
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>>71313568
FAGA
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>>71313811
>no white men
>1/2 RTJ
>2/3 The xx
>1/4 Priests
>2/2 Visible Cloaks
Try again
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>>71314003
1 drop rule, my nig. all white all the time, or it doesn't count.
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>>71313811
Visible Cloaks is two white men and tied for their highest BNM of 2017 thus far
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>>71314082
>shawnmichaelsmimingablowjob.gif
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>>71314082
all those white men btfo, and you're clinging to two white cucks making computer music.
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LCD Soundsystem, ATCQ, and Solange headlining P4KFest
Is this the most obvious pick?
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Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
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>literally creating a thread to suck off a website owned by a large conglomerate (the same one that owned reddit) that exists solely to get clicks, sell advertising dollars, and influence mindless drone teens and early 20-somethings
sure is reddit up in hurr
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solange agreed to headline if she got aoty
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IT'S HAPPENING
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What the fuck is Power Trip?
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Lol, they are so wrong about the Xiu Xiu album.
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>>71315227
Ya what did you expect it's Pitchfork
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>>71315180
WHITE MEN
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wow, when's the last time a metal album that wasn't deafheaven got BNM?
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is this the new hipster meme metal band now
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>zoe with a bnm
>white with a bnm
>metal with a bnm
WHAT IS GOING ON
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