>be me
>Work in store
>Playing Wavves - King of the beach
>Woman asks me how I can enjoy that trash
I hate people
she's right uno
cool blog bro
>>71313278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyeJ2dhtvjQ
So how can you?
What the fuck happened to that pizza
>>71313278
why americans can't make decent pizzas?
>>71313519
I'm not even american but you have to be a dunce to not realise that america has the best pizza in the world (if you go to the right places, probably in new york)
>>71313538
Are you fucking out of your mind? NY pizza is fucking garbage.
The best pizza in the world is from São Paulo.
>>71313503
>>71313519
It's some stupid Valentines day thing some places do.
>>71313726
We're talking about countries not failed experiments.
>>71313726
>The best pizza in the world is from São Paulo.
Keep telling yourself that, you crimelet.
>>71313519
(not true by the way)
>>71313278
>wavves
>not mediocre trash
that's the entire appeal...
>>71313519
There are good pizza places but most people eat chain store garbage. No clue why because local places are cheaper anyway.
>>71313519
>implying pizza wasn't created in america
>>71313726
Deep dish >>>>>>>>
>>71313278
looks like someone was sexually abused as a child
>>71314174
MMM that looks like good soup
>>71313519
i hate when eurocucks say americans can't make good pizza like um try again sweetie :)
>>71313278
his hat not being a pizza hat kinda ruins the image, they went that far with the pillows and phone case and shit why is his hat fucking Chicago Bulls
>>71314510
His deep dish pizza is getting cucked by bulls in chicago, hence the sad expression and lackluster pie.