ITT: Dead Careers

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>>71302397

>>71302397
You're right, and nothing of value has been lost.

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>>71302397
more like fat careers

>>71303197
her face looks like one of those burn victims

>>71303197
HAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! CHUMBA WUMBA!

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technically it was never alive in the first place

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Just wait one year more.

>>71303631
Weirdly enough I just heard thrift shop while switching through stations in the car.

>>71304106
nah I think they'll release another album and it will be a massive hit. They gained loads of fans after blurryface so now they need to give those fans the opportunity to be excited for a new album and probably will.

>>71304134
I hate people with shit taste.

>>71304134
Idk why but i have a feeling that they might have a good album in them one day. probably after they leave the spotlight

>>71304144
I'm not saying it will be good. Hit doesn't mean good. Hit means it's successful.
Jesus christ

>>71303540
a burn victim mixed with caitlyn jenner

>>71303197
Id still eat out her booty and pussy though.

>>71305008
you already jimmy? Want me to adjust your straw, you're sounding parapalegic. Why not try sound like a normal human?

>Literally a song for her fans with no promo
>Surprised that only her fans bought it

Lana dgaf

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>>71305122
>with no promo
LOL!

No, there were posters all over LA before the single came out and major news outlets shilled that song after it came out. She also tried to use the FUCK KLUMPF PUT A CURSE ON HIM to get some free publicity.

This song had a shit ton of promo and still failed, hence why her career is obviously dead.

>>71304161
this, maybe they will both get depressed after their careers fail and release a soft little indie album thats like 8/9 out of 10 or whatever

>>71305165
>30 posters in LA that were stolen by her gays a day later

I concede this point, Anon

>>71305517
it still had massive promo though

>>71304161
What is it you don't like about it? Is it the lyrics or just the sound of the album?

>>71303197
THICC

>Not a Top 40 artist
>Song leaks and is all over the Internet so you rush-release
>Still chart at 44

seems about right