*blocks your path*

*takes bite from hamburger while dripping sauce all over fur coat*

"Excuse me mate"

*does a 360 and walks away*

*holds up kebab*

*kicks in the eye*

>>71177475
>painted nails

Nail polish is tested on rabbits you stupid hypocritical fuck

>>71177750
*spits in the eye*

"Je ne parle pas Italiano, ou est le tabac sil vous plate?"

>>71177750
KICK IN THE EEEEEYE

*turns 180 degrees and walks towards him*

>>71177475
And in the darkened underpass
Oh God, Morrissey has blocked my path
But a strange fear gripped me and I couldn't ask.

>>71177814
That was the point. You didn't need to explain the joke

>>71177837
ask me, I won't say no, how could I

>>71177837
Good post

>>71177839
what?

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>>71177730
*removes kebab*

He looks really different there

>>71177979
he was transitioning from fem-morrisey to beefcake mode morrisey

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>>71177973
*produces peperami*

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>>71177475

Why do normies love this band so much? Usually a white guitar band with a singer who writes depressing lyrics is a huge turnoff for them.

>>71178705
I don't know any normies who know the Smiths. Most normies probably can't name any non-classic rock guitar bands

>>71177475
"So how does it feel to have forged a successful career off the back of Johnny Marr's talent?"

>>71178705
because Smiths appeal to normies and outcasts.

anyone can relate do Morrissey's lyrics if they are shy and miserable basically.

>>71178739
In the UK it seems like the hip and trendy thing to namecheck The Smiths.

Granted, most of them probably can't name many of their songs besides This Charming Man and There Is A Light.

>>71177475
I tell him that I identify as a cow so if he beats me up he's a hypocrite.

>>71178748
What? Marr is very talented guy but the majority of people love Smiths because of their lyrics.

>>71178705
>depressing lyrics

depressing yeah, but they're damn good and paint a clear picture in your head. also johnny marr's compositions and guitar sound are iconic.

>>71178763
But normies by nature aren't shy and miserable. They have good social lives, and probably get a lot of sex. That's like the antithesis of pretty much every lyric Morrissey has written.

From that era, the Happy Mondays or Stone Roses would be more suited to the normiecore genre as their music is more uplifting.

>>71178784
It's always the music that draws people into a particular artist first, then the lyrics. The Smiths would be nowhere near as good as they are without Johnny's guitar playing.

>>71178794
I Know It's Over makes me want to cry every time I listen to it. Too fucking close to the bone.

>>71178797
Yea, you are right about normies not being miserable but being shy is normal as fuck. I would say that the majority of people are shy.

Also, a lot of Smiths lyrics are funny as fuck. It appeal to everyoen

>>71178845
>It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate
>It takes strength to be gentle and kind

Simple but effective.

>>71178748
>>71178828
Smiths was a team. They hated each other but they were a team. Everyone in Smiths are talented. Marr was the most talented and Morrissey the least talented but they were all talented anyway.

>>71178772
Sorry, US fag here.
At least with the Smiths people here shrug and say "who", with Blur all the normies just say "oh my gosh I love Woohoo"

>>71178901
>They hated each other but they were a team
Im not so sure. After reading Morrissey autobiography it seemed they got along pretty well. The hate only really started when they started suing each other.

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>>71178883
>If you're so funny
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>And if you're so clever
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very entertaining
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very good looking
>Why do you sleep alone tonight?
>I know because tonight is just like any other night
>That's why you're on your own tonight
>With your triumphs and your charms
>While they are in each other's arms

>>71178919
Not surprising.

Morrissey wrote about repressed homosexuality amongst other things, during the American 80s heavy rock revival they were never going to break into the popular music market.

>>71178959
This song is about me desu

>>71178901
>Morrissey the least talented

doubt.jpg

he's a hugely talented lyricist and don't forget he made the vocal melodies himself. mike joyce was the least talented by far