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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
p4k shill
2017-02-22 03:50:50
Post No. 71170238
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Visible Cloaks's 8.7 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 7
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Al Jarreu
-The Grammys happened and still don't matter
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here
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Why do you keep doing this?
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>>71170238
fuck off conde nast
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rip good content guy
rip real p4k shill
rip rape meme guy
rip beach house meme guy
rip namefags
rip tripfags
rip white indie
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>>71170371
we must keep the flame alive
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i love how p4k going 100% full affirmative action killed these threads
i used to post in them every night, they fucking collapsed as a site so hard
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future 7.5
they'll save the BNM for hendrix
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sun kil moon 7.4
dirty projectors 8.3 BNM
coming soon, screencap me
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>>71171861
fuck off. conde nast needs to go.
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This day in Pitchfork history (February 21):
2002: Mark Richardson (listed as Mark Richard-San for whatever reason) gives Board's of Canada's Geogaddi an 8.6
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/837-geogaddi/
2006: Nathan Fake - Drowning in a Sea of Love, 8.4 no BNM
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3360-drowning-in-a-sea-of-love/
2007: Boredoms - Super Roots 6/7/8, 8.2 no BNM
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9927-super-roots-678/
2008: Los Campesinos! - Hold on Now, Youngster..., 8.4 no BNM (I'm sensing a pattern here)
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/11179-hold-on-now-youngster/
2011: Mouse on tha Track - Swagga Fresh Freddie, 8.0 (what the fuck is this?)
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15126-swagga-fresh-freddie/
That's all I've got. This is my new gimmick.
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>>71171870
Dirty Projectors is going to get a cheeky 8.8
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>>71171883
>not liking future
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>>71171870
(((ratings)))
crypto-corporate indie still sucks
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>>71171884
i appreciate this :)
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>>71171891
>>not liking (((future)))
fuck pitchfork and all their friends
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>>71171884
fagggot
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>>71171994
damn
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Breakdown:
Jidenna - The Chief - 5.8 p&
Jens Lekman - Life Will See You Now - 8.0
Vermont - II - 6.8
SiR - Her Too EP - 7.6
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>>71172071
>(((6 garillion)))
fuck off
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>>71172071
why is Jens not first? does p4k hate white people
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>>71172091
t. Joshua Siverblatz
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>>71172071
>He’s a Roger Moore nigger/I’m a Sean Connery
why is p4k dropping a hard r in the middle of this jidenna review?
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>>71172071
damn. white men can't catch a break.
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>>71172104
t. Ezra Weinberg
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>>71172117
you're probably not even white.
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>>71172130
kek, I'm Jewish.
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>>71172137
>jewish
>white
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>>71172142
that's the joke. I'm calling out my own people's (not really) corrupt website.
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Damn, the disrespect to Jens Lekman. Once a 9.0 superstar and now gets softpanned and doesn't even get the first slot!
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>>71171884
nice, this is a good addition to the p4k thread, keep it up
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