ITT: post an album that makes you feel like a female.

>>71164237
is OP a fucking faggot?

>>71164325
What's wrong with feeling like a female for some minutes?

>>71164325
He's a thoughtful dude that wants to get in touch with his feminine side
There's nothing wrong with "feeling" gay from time to time, it's healthy and educational

Im a straight man but I see what the appeal of being gay when I listen to Carly

>>71164237
i want Carly to sit on my face and fart into my open mouth

>>71165653
this

>>71165699
bro that shit aint no game
no matter how cute or hygenic she is

its shit in air particles...

bro...

>>71165699
why would she do that? why do you want her do that?

>>71165850
>its shit in air particles
pretty sure that is a myth my man

>>71165850
I don't think he cares, brah.

>>71165875
>why would she do that?
i doubt it will happen, but i can always dream
>why do you want her do that?
gross fetish stuff

>>71165895
he doesnt care because he hasnt experienced it

he hasnt seen the shadows of hell

>>71165966
I thought the shadows of hell was the so called Lemon Party.

>>71165966
experienced what exactly? are you claiming to have tasted Carly Rae Jepsens farts?

>>71165850
no it isn't
this is gas produced by your gut bacteria
that's chemically different

>>71165653
im a gay man but still wonder why you faggots think she's worth your time

>>71166657
if this isnt a pasta, i just want to say im not disgusted by the contents of your post, but the fact that you thought it was worth the time to write it at all

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Lyrically, Emotion can basically be summarized almost literally as, "I want to have sex with you / let's have sex / I wish you stayed so we could have sex / I'm not here to not have sex / remember when we had sex?", which is disappointing because otherwise, it's not your typical vapid pop album. It deserved a little lyrical variety or, at the very least, some more subtlety and creativity. Also, the album art coloring is a bit dull. 9/10 if not for these two conspicuous flaws; 8.5/10 with them.

Unfortunately and almost laughably, B Sides continues this tired lyrical formula, mercilessly driving it even further into the ground, proving once and for all that whomever(s) wrote the lyrics truly had one hell of a dedicated one-track, un-nuanced, uninspired mind. But whereas Emotion makes up for it by actually making you feel good emotions because it's such a well made pop album in nearly all aspects, the only emotion B Sides evokes is, "when will this mediocre snoozefest finally end". 5.5/10.

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i feel so sus listening to this and blood orange

>>71164237
silly anon, i'm a girl

>>71166951
>being this new that you can't recognize a two month old pasta that has been spammed like hell
hmm...

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It's a shame too, because this album is good

>>71166611
Ooooohweeeee look at the edge on this one

>>71164237
Somebody please post some qt images of Carly

>>71167028
fuck off

>>71164237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgVX0JFWiYA

And a specific song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsCu-Wg02Fg

>>71165699
that's very rude and unsanitary

>>71167393
i can understand it being unsanitary, but how is it rude? it's a sign of endearment

>>71167115
look at the edge on my dick as it cuts your fucking head off

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wouldnt necessarily say it makes me feel like a woman but it makes me want to start wearing eyeliner and lipstick and suck cocks

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>>71164237

>>71168260
This is one of my favorite albums

>>71168334
same lol wanna bang??

>>71168402
Not unless you're a pretty girl

>>71168413
i'll be you're pretty girl ;^)

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girls & boys makes me want heavy penis going in and out of my ass

>>71168570
I don't know about that, I'd be your friend if you'd like though

>>71168702
i think im good, i have enough friends atm

>>71165699
damn man i just wish she had a penis

It's kind of hard to listen to Run Away With Me and not imagine yourself as a girl. Not in a transgender way or anything, but when I listen to songs with straightforward lyrics like that, I often automatically put myself in the position of the singer and I just don't see a male singing stuff like that.

>>71165699
This is disgusting. Have you ever licked a pussy? Even doing that is not a walk in the park sometimes. Run your fingers along your taint and sniff it. That's what a vagina smells like unless it's fresh out of the shower. Women are just as dirty as men. You're disgusting.

>>71168732
Lmfao

>>71168782
>shut up kiss me you retard

damn...

>>71164237
spice girls is my girls night go to music

>>71168987
Was gonna post this. It's a surprisingly enjoyable album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuGBEweijg

>>71168811
girls are way cleaner bro fuck outta here

>>71164325
It's Griffin McElroy.

>>71164237
I danced like a faggot to "first time" from Side B when I was alone

>>71170376
>girls are way cleaner
i work as a janitor and can confirm this is false

>>71168230
you might wanna get that seen to mate (especially if you top)

>>71167032
get the fuck outta here

all of them

>>71170376
have you ever seen a used tampoon or period pad? smelled one?

>>71171066
i bottom tho so we good

how do i become a female

>>71171520
Stop eating.
Take extra care of your face/skin.
Wear tighter clothes.
Grow your hair out.
Keep the dick though, may be useful.

Go full /androgynous/

I love this thread its such a shitfest

>>71173425
This vocalist is a man, btw.

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>>71164237
Not joking.

>>71166990
I love Emotion and Carly but I agree, I like L.A Hallucinations's lyrics and definitely want to see more of that instead of love songs.

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>>71164237
>ITT: Closet traps

also, most k-pops are pretty girly

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>>71167279
why did she paint her hair blond...

>>71174574
prob listened to this>>71168260

>>71174586
kek

>>71171464
why would you smell that stuff
also that's a little unfair
it's like vaginal discharge and blood and all that
it's not going to smell like roses but that doesn't mean their entire body is like that

>>71168811
>Run your fingers along your taint and sniff it. That's what a vagina smells like unless it's fresh out of the shower.

so it smells good? Sounds like a turn on desu

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>>71168811
>Run your fingers along your taint and sniff it.
>>Run your fingers along your taint..
>>>... and sniff it.

>>71168987
Nice!