>Hey anon, I have an extra ticket for oasis tonight, want to come?

>>71158874
she dumped montie

wtf is wrong with your gums
and oasis is shit
fuck off

>>71158874
No thanks, I have to work in the morning

Have fun though!

>>71158874
she's too good for montie, i truly mean this

now that I know there is something wrong with your marrow, I no longer wish to date you as I think spending time and money on you would be a waste

Ugly bitch BTFO

sure! and then after we'll fuck while montie watches

>>71158925
Even Oasis is too good for montie

what fucking year is it again?

>>71158874
>oasis

Tell that slut to fuck off with that shit and suck me off under the table

Horsegirlfriend didn't deserve to get bullied to hurt Montie, she looked like a qt and a nice girl ;-;

hey at least he was getting laid while your hand smells like dick

>>71158874
Ugh, sure. Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

>>71158874
i listened to blur and they're not much different, right?

>implying that mouth wouldnt feel amazing

>>71158874
sure thing, I love wndrwll

Imagine her giving you a gumjob.

> feels good man

>>71163059
Wouldn't that just be a blowjob you actual retard

You clearly don't get the joke, dumbass.