>he's so tall and handsome as hell

>>71124674
is this the line of a song?

I'm also short and ugly OP

but I make up for by being mean and stupid

>>71124698
it's a t-swizzle song, idr which one

>>71124698
>>71124827
Wildest Dreams
>I am so sad I know this

>>71124850
That's it! I had the melody in my head but I couldn't remember the name

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>tfw pretty tall and extremely handsome, like couldnt have asked to be better looking, can barely go to buy milk without getting checked out by like 8 women
>tfw completley fucking 0/10 bumbling retard social skills and never get laid

>>71124882
same except I'm an ugly piece of shit

>>71124882
post face faggot

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>mfw 5'5" with shoes with only an average face

>>71124921
stop bragging about your average face

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>No, I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
>If you don't have a car and you're walking oh yea son I'm talking to you
>If you live at home wit' your momma oh yes son I'm talking to you

why is this allowed

if you're short and ugly, the secret is to spend a lot of time on the internet looking at memes that make you really fucking mad at women

>tfw told i'm attractive by multiple girls but it's always in a "weird way"
>tfw every single girl who has tells me this isn't even interested in me
>also im a fucking moron who can't make eye contact with a girl i like without throwing up
lonley

>>71124988
swallow a whole bunch of roses and shit so it'll be romantic when you throw up

>>71124911
I look kind of like edward norton and james franco had an edgy son

>>71124988
>>71124975
>>71124938
>>71124921
>>71124893
>>71124882
>>71124850
>>71124865
>>71124712
>>71124674

>These are the people that argue with you about music & claim they're "patrician"


HAHAHAHAHAAHA, Jesus. If I knew how insecure you manlet losers were I would've gone easier on you guys. Are people seriously this pathetic that all they do is stay in their room all day because they're too scared to live? yeah guys, keep that music """""taste""""" close because it's all you can cling to. LMAO.

>>71125039
what did the people trying to figure out what the taylor swift song was called do? or are you just autistic and trying to start shit.

>>71125039
how is this going easier on me

>>71125039
nigger what
chill

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>tfw 5'3

TANGLED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHT

>goosebumps

what's life like being above 5'11?

is it any different?

>>71125126
i'll be your bf if you wear a dress

>>71125175
I might be a manlet but I'm not a faggot

>>71125146
Kinda nice but then some 6'4 asshole shows you up and you feel just as small as everyone else

>>71125144
I swear ill be tangled up with taylor swift all night one night

Idk how but im gonna make it happen somehow

And then the next day ill come here and brag about it