What are some cool uses for contact microphones?

put it behind a canvas and paint

put up butt

>>71123296
holy shit this is revolutionary

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drag it along a corpse

>>71123263
Shove it up your ass plug it into an amp and be an edgy noisefag.

>>71123307
>>71123353
serious answers only please

>>71123263
Deep throat it.

>>71123263
put it up your dick hole

>go to a hospital
>find old guy ready to die
>put it inside him
>record the moment of his death from inside his body
>name it 'a dying body makes no sound'
>win avanteen prize

This guy has one attached to his throat and one attached to his sax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YJM2GCvk8

>>71123456
serious answer: attach it to some object, run it through a bunch of effects, make cool noise music with it