blacked
>>71089106
damn the crusher looks LIKE THAT?
>>71089105
id rather drop a big, wet, bloodied turd on NB
Who do I stan now that Taeyeon is over?
why are koreans the niggs of asia?
>>71089106
Good job, OP.
>>71089128
Sica obviously
>>71089128
a girl from a different group? you gotta keep your list diverse namsayin cuh
>>71089106
Our guy
>>71089109
i don't think they need to be jacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8tWAClrzH4
the girl in yellow could probably do it
>>71089112
>She befriended Slug, I doubt she is that bad.
among others. she's been friends with Jennie and Jisoo and also the OMG girls. she's like female Amber who's friends with everyone.
Love this meatiness from sonamoo
>>71089145
yeah I'm not going back to SNSD. They let me down too many times in the last few years. who is a new young fresh exciting group?
>>71089146
what a slut
>>71089163
Go with the Taeyeon clone.
>>71089152
crucru fo sho
>>71089163
>new young fresh exciting group
T-ara is back nigga
>>71089150
shes like one of the best dancers in korea though lol
>want to go see the new journey to the west by tsui hark
>look up the actors on imdb
>that chinese gaypop is starring in a lead role with jelly lin
gaypop get out of my films sino-films reeee
>>71089146
THIGHwan
omg jiho...
>>71089163
This s why girl groups have no longevity.
I wanna teach moonbyul the pleasures of cock...
>>71089163
twice and omg
>>71089172
>>71089187
damn, i liked the first film
i hope he doesnt fuck it up too bad
>>71089128
yeoyeoyeo
Are you guys still watching Twice?
>>71089228
this passes for an 'idol' in korea? *facepalm*
>>71089228
ooooooooooooink
>>71089188
Post the funniest one
>>71089236
I'm not a doctor, but that seems incredibly unsafe.
>>71089231
concerts been over
>>71089228
>porking Sunny's tenderloins
yoona is young and exciting...
>>71089193
>>71089226
help me lord
>>71089254
oink
>>71089152
LE..
wtf when did sana get so lewd
>>71089255
word
>>71089263
kpop girls are pretty lewd friendo
>>71089263
i wonder what mom and dad thought
>>71089255
kind of michael jacksonish in this pic
>>71089263
>>71089260
>>71089278
it runs in the group
https://twitter.com/GordonRamsay/status/832678642324901890
hul
>>71089275
i dont follow twice, i thought sana was the cute person in twice
thicc pork
>>71089284
oink oink squueeeee
>t-twice wont make it in japan i swear
kek, i cant wait for the tokyo dome concert
>>71089288
cute n lewd
>>71089287
lmao fucking korean cuisine man
>>71089226
we need a bestie comeback
>>71089288
she's top 3 lewdest members
>>71089292
she looks innocent and pure here
>>71089288
she's cutie sexy. no one in the group claims to be the sexy member except her, so there's that.
>>71089263
>when did a literal jav idol get so lewd
i have no idea
>>71089288
shes the cutie sexy
when is twice doing a sexy concept?
>>71089303
she looks meaty here
>>71089292
i miss thicc seolhyun
>>71089298
word
>>71089287
is that really overcooked or just being troll?
>This is still unironically SOTYSF
what went wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0h8-OTC38I
>>71089257
>>71089313
only when somi turns 18 i'm afraid
perfect group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nurclVOegSk>>71089315
>>71089299
who are the top three in order?
>>71089318
are u srs m8
that yolk is hard as fuck
>>71089176
what is cru cru...
>>71089328
i would say:
mina
momo
sana
>>71089318
It's impossible to tell since Ramsay's whole persona is shit talking 99% of the time.
Overhyped chef. /ck/ can never stop sucking this guy off.
>>71089314
more young seols
>>71089324
nah ill pass on that one m8
>>71089336
crucru is a wonderful gift from god
>>71089342
>mina
you would be wrong. Mina is probably the most conservative member. I'd say it's Momo, Sana and Jihyo.
>>71089334
what??? i thought hard was always the goal...
god damn, ramsay's roasting these fuckers left and right
vegans are getting btfo as well
>>71089323
that's not chase me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zihoyz0u_cs
>>71089336
oops that was a misquote
>>71089349
>Overhyped chef
Yeah man 3 michelin stars overhyped tho bet I could do better
>>71089370
word
>>71089324
omoooo
>>71089359
she always has the lewdest outfits and special stages
>>71089349
>Overhyped
The word is "successful." Something you will never be
>>71089287
terrible egg. also
>my boyfriend
cringe as fuck
>>71089323
empty house unfortunately
https://streamable.com/52np8
just look at the other contestant for 1st place, i follow gaypop semi regularly and i've never heard of those guys
it's a shame too because red velvet released so many quality songs in the past but now that sm noticed they can get away with giving them shit songs they'll probably keep doing it
>>71089324
hungry dog
goodnight to everyone but choa
>>71089370
jesus christ tell me you're joking
>>71089355
>>71089374
See what I mean?
Let me reword it for you then:
Most overhyped 3 michelin star chef ever.
>>71089370
word, that song is great
>>71089370
this
>>71089385
because she has a sexy body, but she doesn't do the shit that Momo and Sana get up to.
>>71089393
explain yourself
>>71089370
is the male actor supposed to look handsome he looks like fucking 50 it's creepy as fuck wtf
why does michelin (a tire company) hand out culiunary ratings and shit? really makes you think
>>71089323
wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qly_PjWIrI
>>71089414
he's suppose to be a paedophile
>>71089415
Because they used to give it to car owners to tell them where to eat
>>71088393
what does this mean?
>>71089415
because the michelin guide just used to be a simple travel guide that got bastardized into some prestige shit
>>71089370
This is fucking awful, I seriously hope none of you like this. Sounds like jpop anime shit, which is NOT welcome here
>>71089435
autist
>>71089397
>>71089435
someone's upset their shit song wasn't posted
>>71089349
I bet you when you cook chicken, that chicken is raw
you donkey
>>71089351
Mina's Onii-chan looks tough
>>71089454
>le Ramsay meme
I think Ramsay memers are a thousand times more autistic than k-pop memers.
Here's an autistic webm for you.
>>71089431
>stretching out eunseo
the dream
>>71089473
what is this dab meme, i still dont get it
>>71089484
DELET
>>71089473
i bet that you cant cook your waifu a proper rack of lamb, you probably will even forget the sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fjm00tyeAI
SOTY
>>71089484
omooo...
>>71089485
It's a black people meme.
There's literally nothing to get.
>>71089495
Man, you have got the jokes. Great meme. I'm laughing so hard right now. 10/10
ther'es a video of ramsay on jewtube making a stir-fry with fuckign olive oil
>>71089531
B-but he's just a revolutionary thinker.
He improved stirfry!
Shut the fuck up, you don't have three stars like him!
>>71089504
show us your skills cu/ck/
>>71089485
If you really want to know, this is the origin.
Just another dance move music video:
https://youtu.be/D2EfpQiOQrY
>>71089473
>>71089545
You first! Let's see what a Ramsay disciple can do.
>>71089555
It's his adlib nonsense that makes him impossible to take seriously.
"with worms"
Purposely ignoring the fact that they are supposed to look like that just so he can get a joke in.
>>71089550
sinb is so done
>>71089558
o-oppa.. i made you gimbap... i hope you like it..
>>71089555
why are you forcing this?
the entire post is shit
>>71089569
what if it's actually worms? really makes you ponder
seriously if you fry your eggs and the yolk isnt runny, you might as well just had them hardboiled
>>71089569
>Purposely ignoring the fact that they are supposed to look like that just so he can get a joke in.
what is it meant to be? jajangmyeon? it looks shit by any standard mate even if ramsay can't cook azn food
>that one guy that can't stand Ramsay
what's his story?
we >>/ck/ now?
>>71089473
where's seolhyun's butt? what happened?
cub with a replica fried egg
>>71089576
Awful.
Is this fish raw? And the rice is undercooked. I feel like I'm drinking seawater, why is it so salty?
t. Gordon Ramsay
>>71089598
he's an army faggot that cant stand to see his husbando get insulted
>>71089613
>>71089598
/ck/ couldn't stop praising him.
Watched his stuff. Found out that he is a reality star that just spends his time throwing tantrums all day.
>>71089622
Hate gaypop.
>>71089628
>Hate gaypop.
>>71089611
it belongs to me now
>>71089576
i rather you made me a pie
a creamy one
>>71089615
mianhae,,
we may disagree or agree about the abilities of gordon ramsay but one thing I think we can all agree on is that korean food is vastly inferior to the various and estimable culinary traditions of china
>>71089634
I overexaggerated.
>>71089613
>cub qt pit
>>71089635
omo, post some rear view pics pls
>>71089628
Sorry that your boyfriend can't win a season of Hell's Kitchen
>>71089569
I hope you don't think Gordon Ramsay himself wrote out those tweets
I seriously hope you don't believe that
>>71089640
Yes, I love being poisoned by the great chefs in China to the point that the government had to step in.
who is the Gordon Ramsay of kpop?
>>71089626
wtf, she looks decent here
>>71089661
Nayeon
>>71089640
china influenced cooking everywhere tho
you can't have any asian cuisine, middle east and india included, without china's ancient techniques
but yeah, 10/10 master cuisine
guys, what happened to Yeri time?
>>71089664
her eggs were fertilized
>>71089669
her new busted nose happened
>>71089661
JYP
>>71089658
what are you talking about, gutter oil?
>>71089668
based I had twice cooked pork last night, fucking delicious.
>>71089668
>>71089668
>china's ancient techniques
Literally every chinese dish is "throw everything in and fry it" what the fuck are you talking about
>>71089669
this is /ck/pg right now
come back when she learns how to properly handle a knife and chop garlic
>>71089669
One of my IPs got rangebanned
>>71089691
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_safety_incidents_in_China
>>71089151
> female Amber
my sides
>>71089692
enjoy your shitty msg-overdose take out "chinese" food
>>71089714
I've been to china, so don't try and trick me
Sunbather is a work of genius.
>>71089692
what chinese cuisine uses every cooking technique imaginable
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_cooking_techniques
it's korean cuisine where the only techniques are boiling, and grilling meat
>>71089716
enjoy your communism, traitor
>>71089736
much more of this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMJwaec2Us
Comfy
>>71089752
all this talk makes me want some dim sum now
>>71089656
>a "chef" has a person hired to shitpost on twitter
>>71089768
dim sum day is tomorrow, retard
post best choa
>>71089768
>>71089788
fucking japanese whore go eat your bukkake gohan
Neige is a musical genius.
>>71089791
pure
>>71089880
choke pure?
most famous kpops:
taeyeon. choa. babysoul. arin. sluggo. somi. yuri. dubu.
anyone has that picture of the girl that was asked what she prefers, only to reveal that she doesn't like anything (coffee, pets, etc)
is this this the slowest kpg thread ever?
>>71089911
>>71089920
threads used to go three hours regularly iirc
>>71089930
more like half of that iirc
>>71089929
jfc, so boring
>>71089929
thanks!
>>71089929
This: >>71089661
>>71089946
Irene just wants to iron the velvet clothes at the dorms while watching k-dramas on low volume to avoid sudden loud noises.
Is that a bad thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uswyXAkfcrA&t=0s
I hope LOOΠΔ babe stops smoking cigarettes... her voice is getting too deep.
>>71089106
>>71089136
>>71089146
>>71089188
>>71089236
If Jong Kook were to fuck my waifu... I'd be okay with it.
>>71089961
No, she is doing better than me.
>>71089967
Reminds me of when Jinsol spoke english:
https://youtu.be/fPaDc9WPUE4
>>71089999
I'm going to have nightmares.
>>71089988
please... no cuckery here
>>71089664
>here
>>71089920
We'll burn through them tomorrow when Knock Knock comes out
what does a producer actually do?
>>71089999
this girl is full of meme energy
>>71089999
that fucking top comment
>>71090005
I wouldn't be HAPPY about it. But I'd be like "Yeah, well, I would have let him pound me too". You know?
I mean... I'd enjoy the thought A LITTLE BIT. I bet I could even watch it and get off. But I'm not a cuckold.
>>71089988
who's your waifu?
>>71089988
why don't you post in trash?
>>71090022
I posted her, anon.
Here she is times 2 so you can see better.
>>71089999
post obligatory bj webm
>>71090019
will i still get the meme cards if i order lane 2 now or is it too late?
>>71090035
Not sure what you're referring to.
jinsol is not for lewd posting you retards
>>71090009
a music producer? generally their job is to oversee a musician's recording and help make decisions about mixing and arrangements and stuff like that
but in pop they usually compose the song as well
post chungizzle, my nizzles
>>71090052
>slurp
>>71089981
I wonder who is doing Doyeon in LA right now...
where did exy get all that cash
>>71090060
Always made me think, that nigger who produced RVs song, how did he deal with the utterly terrible lyrics?
Like, I'm impressed he did so well considering the lyrics are literally just "lookie lookie lookie lookie lookie"
pure
>>71090087
kek
>>71090081
what she's doing*
Giorgio Armani, I'm drippin' in it
Aston Martin, I'm whippin' in it
So how does one marry a kpop?
My family is pretty wealthy and I think I could live in korea for years, but I don't wanna end up one of those guys with 20k in camera gear taking pictures from 100m
>>71090103
open an agency
they'll come to you
>>71090103
at best you could prob save one of these nugus
>>71090103
you should aim for extreme nugus, there are some pretty cute ones out there, also pretend not to know who they are, do not let them know that you're a fan
how attractive are you?
>>71090120
Agency rules were made much much stricter a few years ago to stop precisely this from happening.
I can tell you're a newfriend because we discussed it in depth on old kpeg
>>71090081
i don't think someone would do her for free...
>>71090103
get in to the entertainment business
>>71090103
Same here, but you got to wait until they reach a stage in their careers where theyll be able to relax first. And then slowly creep into the social circles.
>And then slowly creep into the social circles.
this kills anon
Is this thread for real
>>71090103
>marry
just sponsor her
>>71090180
How expensive would it be to sponsor a Lovelyz?
>>71090162
god the wjsn girls are so fucking UGLY
SNSD comeback when?
>>71090087
who?
>>71090194
i dont know, we need an insider in korea
>>71090162
>tfw you have to be charming to make kpop friends and eventually marry your kpop waifu
never gonna accomplish it!
>>71090197
I know you're just joking, but have a (You)
>>71090210
hello raina
Do you think Tzuyu has any idea how hot she is? She probably doesn't
T-ara will rise again!
>>71090210
Nice nayeon webm
>>71090227
top tier intercru material
>>71090231
HWAITING!
>>71090227
forgot to link this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7N0Mjczbg
>>71090243
we call it crucru now.
it's more secret
>>71090231
t. chink
>>71090203
Really?
no mv teaser today..... oh well 1 more day bois
>>71090254
gotca familia
ty for the heads up
>>71090227
Yeah, she definitely knows. Unless he is more autistic than Irene, she knows.
>>71090261
I masturbate to this thought
>>71090249
>People paid for this shit performance
jfc, what a bunch of cucks
>>71090227
I think she does.
Also, did she have a stroke at some point? It's like she has a muscle weakness on the right side of her mouth, resulting in a crooked smile.
>>71090249
good lord almighty
Which idols made it to the concert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU8ZZa-fvwk
>>71090261
Looks like this comeback will be more like Ooh Ahh?
>>71090255
ni hao
I can't wrap my head around the fact that Twice could be a perfect visual group if JYP decided to swap Cheyoung with Somi
>>71090287
it looks a bit like miss a too and the same composers did album songs for miss a before
D-9 to Lovelyz comeback and still hardly any trailers and no info on preorder.
Delay announcement when?
>>71090278
i dunno man
id pay for it
not for the singing tho
>>71090249
NICE FUCKING THIGHS
also
I like this song to be honest
>>71090297
one of the producers did cuts of reboot
>>71090293
kys idiot
>>71090299
babes
asians are hideous.
Slug is cute
>>71090320
>>71090327
Having a slug little sister... cute!
make it a non-twice thread
>>71090255
>>71090255
what does the t. mean?
>>71090261
omo
we need a kpop supergroup with dem thighs
>>71090332
That will a cruel world is slug was my little sister
>>71090344
If**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFc1jg4iV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAFcZDBPxg
who did it better?
>>71090344
I have no sexual attraction to her so it would be perfect for me.
>>71090332
youll also have a jimin brother in law
>>71090340
Twice
>>71090261
>no mv teaser
jyp closely guarding the mv
>>71090351
Oh my...
>>71090279
I want to protect her crooked smile
>>71090354
As long as he treats her right, I am okay with it.
>>71090340
terveisin
>>71090351
me @ 00:20
No MV teaser because 90% of it features Somi and he can't reveal the secret yet.
>>71090351
gfriend is ugly so twice
i didnt watch the videos btw
>>71090351
visuals vs talent
depends what you like desu
>>71090352
More power to you. although if she was, my life will be less dull.
>>71090371
>gfriend is talented meme
>>71090249
it's not only tzuyu, they're all kind of hot in a natural way, it's one of the powers of twice, imho