Spit a verse /mu/

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>>71085690
WHAT ARE YOU, DIZASTER?
Are you an Armenian monkey trainer?
A Middle Eastern gospel country singer?
Or a hot urine, camel kissing sand nigga?
Is that a urostomy bag?
Come here, lemme talk to you, man.
Somebody strip search this terrorist fag!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC2HDTEZPcI

Quick rundown on them:

rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

These are the Bogdanoff twins

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the Bogdanoffs

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

>>71085690
Ugh, ugh, uh-huh
Yeah
Uh-huh, bitch ass nigga
Ugh, uh-huh, yeah

>>71085690
yo my name's anon and I hate to party
most of the time I feel real retardy
I'm a lonely loser neet who ain't got no friends
so instead I'm staying home the entire weekend
gonna just stay home and masterbate
because no matter how hard I try
I never can land a date
Now this verse is ending but I got a favor son
Could you please for a moment
Just lend me your gun?

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I'm a soundcloud rapper, play 4 play?
No foreplay when i cum I'm ashamed
I've been alone all day, uh jk
joshi kosei like every single day
and yes I'm that lame
my life has less aim
than my piss does
I piss into a paper cup
or at least I used to but
now it's just my wall
and with all this extra neet cash
nigga imma ball
on amazon
with the aircon on
yeah my life's comfy don't question me mom
i swear if i had a gun
these happy faggots would run
but right now I'm happy watching k-on
yui best girl nigga i'm done.

Yo my name is Seinfeld and I don't want to be rude
But what is the deal with airline food?

>>71085690

You a pimp simp?
I got sidechicks sidechicks falling out my car like they ride dicks curved round like a slide in a park in broad day cruising down the highway broadway
to hit the parkway park a lot in a parking lot under the archway reads 'parking spot'

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Girls on my dick cos I smell like elvis
Coming up quick by the way I move my pelvis
if I keep this up nigga I'm gonna go far
Fame ain't what I won't nigga it's that fucking world star

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual

Clouds that carry me
Onto fresh sand
And winds that blow 'round
A brightening day

anime bitches on my dick
big fucking tiddies on my wrist
your waifu riding dick like a bitch
real 2d bitches in my crib (sheesh!)

her tongue done tied up on my dick
ten tentacles around this chick like im squidward, but nigga im a star just like patrick
my whole click dont do drugs bitch we on memes
wearing fedoras bih thats so clean

KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
2Pac kills gay faggot crackas
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run-DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

>>71087781
>the dumbest person in the room

in she came ass like a sumo wrestler
i said bitch why don't you come cruise in my tesla
we'll have lobster or go to an in&out drive-thru
sauce on your lips as you go up and down till i shoot

let me handle your love handles
let me lick your corn-syrup-sweet grease
cuz i'm a sucker for the diabetic and obese (x2)

big guy needs a big girl
have your big fries while i do my bicep curls
my 7 inches of lean meat are aching and longing
for your 300 hundred pounds of lard in need of pounding

Yo shut the fuck up
You ain't in my clique
Don't fuck wit me
'Less you got a tiny dick
I'm not no Doom or Nas or Ride or West
But little children I do molest.

First I bang the drum
Then I bang your mum

I know, I know he got a plan, I know I'm on your beams
One set of footsteps, you was carryin' me
When I turned on the news and they was buryin' me
One set of footsteps, you was carryin' me
When I was negotiatin' with Apple, it was Larry and me
Told Tim Cook to call me, I was scary to see
I would've took a hundred million and gave 20 to Hov
I heard it's the way they did it when we only had a stove
But it's better that I stayed at home with my folks
Cause if Jay a billionaire then I'ma never go broke
Only thing I ask is next time I'm on stage we all go
We all go
Not just by myself, lookin' for niggas like where's Waldo
She got the same shoes as my wife but she copped 'em at Aldo
Modern day MJ with a off the wall flow

>>71085690
Whats deal with airplane food?
Taste like shit to dis New York dood
You tellin me a jew nigga in first class
Gotta eat food dat taste like ass?
Airlines think they can fuck wit a headlinin' comic?
Imma fuck you up more than you did my stomach
Me, constanza and the gang
Enterin' yo ass with circumsized wang
And I know that it aint koshjer to rape a pig
But when Jerry's lustin' he gotta nut, ya dig?

>>71085690
No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jlPiZX79dE

>mic drop

If you give in then you take out

You eat chinese you're killing cats, no doubt.

Be the greatest forest you can ever be, you not a fucking tree so fuck off with that splintered shit bitch.