/metal/

reminder that atmokiddies are not welcome

is there any clear-sounding wank prog ala AAL, but like, actually good

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TAKE ME OUT
TAKE ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE

>>71076749
sithu aye maybe?

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Thoughts?

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>>71076792
wew lad

>>71076792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bm9EMhhxTk

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if you don't like glam then you're pantera listening nu-male who loves un riffs

>>71076749
Plini? Scale the Summit? What do you consider good if AAL isn't?

>>71076894
if you don't like unriffs you're a musical theory pleb

what metal do nu-males listen to

>>71076963
your favorite band

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WE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX

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>>71076894
>pantera listening nu-male
?

listening to unriffs right now

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>>71076977
EVERY DAY! I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW! SAME THREE DOGS STARING BACK AT ME! EVERYDAY I OPEN MY WINDOW! CRANES FLY IN AND TERRORIZE ME!

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>>71076963
glad you asked

>>71076749
They/she's not technically prog (it's math rock) but Covet/Yvette Young.

>>71076792
no mötörhëäd rïffs wïth bläck mëtäl vöcäls?
it's arguably the best meme of recent times

>>71076963
boris, krallice, baroness, mastodon, deafheaven, the sword, isis, ulver, the list goes on

>>71077130
faggöt

>>71077013
>Blackwater Park on that list but no djent

What

>>71077155
it's bait retard

>>71077013
>not a single grindcore band
Truly the greatest genre to ever grace us.

>>71077183
good call
napalm death is missing

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>>71077153
i didn't say it was bad was it?
in fact, post speed metals

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>>71077229

Threadly reminder that black and death metal are two of the shittiest subgenres that has ever existed and are only good when fused with other styles, like tech death or atmosblack

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>>71077296
>Black metal is bad

WRONG

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>>71077296
>(You)

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>>71077296

>>71077341
>You're a nu male because you don't like music that intentionally tries to sound like shit

Mhm

>>71077440
>Wahhh this music wasn't recorded using drum triggers that make them sound like shit and amp modelers that remove all human dynamics from the playing

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>>71077296
>atmoshit is good
>wank death metal is good

>>71076963
Why do you feel the need to ask this in every single thread?

>>71077576
this is literally the first time ever in the history of humanity that this question has been asked

>>71077576
so he can samefag and post the chart

>>71077517
Yes, because those are the only two alternatives. Making your guitars sound like they're being recorded through a broken cabinet in a tin can, a vocalist who doesn't even make an effort to sing and just whisper some shit while standing a foot away from the mic and drums that would sound better if you miced up a toy Hello Kitty kit is something you should strive for when recording an album.

>>71077296
>atmoSblack

when u wanna make an epic trole but u fuck it up by sayin "atmoshit" instead of "atmoblack" so u correct it but u miss one letter n now every1 can see thru u

I like power metal, guess my age.

>>71076903
no shame in that

>>71077625
28 year old kissless virgin neet weebfag

>>71077625
Either too young or too old.

>>71077625
something between 10 and 72

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>>71077521
>This is wank death metal and is not good

>>71077625
I mean this site is built around manchildren and their interests so I'm guessing born circa 1983?

>>71077625
11 year old redditor

>>71077717
judging from the cover it's probably some overproduced brickwalled Beyond Creationcore

I remember listening death metal, i was 8 at that time, soonly enough i started listening to herbie and my mind just exploded. don’t let this post distract you from the fact that in 1996, Metallica threw the weakest metal ever, and plummeted a whole genre to the trash through an announcer’s table.

>>71077288
that filename
kek

>>71077754
Why would you judge an album just by its cover?

>>71077013
I unironically like Portal of I and Panopticon

>>71077013
>tfw aside from Rust In Peace the list is completely accurate

>>71077902
That's the best you can pull from that? Some of the best metal records of the last 20+ years are on there.

So antfia shows up at to band you're seeing.The catcher is they are calling them nazis What'ya do

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>>71078192
beat the shit out of them lmao

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Post massively, MASSIVELY overrated trash.

>>71078192
Start knocking out protesters. I honestly can't wait to get the chance.

>>71078287
Aren't you like a 40 year old beaner?

>>71078273
you first

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>>71078372

>>71078338
I'm 31 and half Mexican, half Irish. What does that have to do with anything?

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>>71078192
is this a Laid 2 Rest thing?

>>71078512
no its a marduk thing

>>71078512
>Anne Tifa

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>>71078512
>that profile pic
who do these freaks think they're winning over?

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What's better inverted paralleled riffs or downward perpendicular riffs?

>>71078735
They're communists, you honestly expect them to be smart?

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>>71078735
those who want and increase in riot police beatings and helicopter rides

>>71078735
>unironically posting a memeloth pic

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>>71078770
kek no

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>You want to put your ding dong WHERE?

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ded thred

post good doom metal

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>>71079183
death/doom is best doom

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>>71079226
Fucking agreed

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>>71079183
i havn't got any doom but i have this Glam

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What was your first metal album? Mine was this, back in 2012 or something.

>>71078985
her husband used to sing for Shai Hulud so that's pretty metal.

>>71077130
Is this a Speedwolf reference?

>>71077336
>meinnegger.jpeg

>>71079705
Pantera - Cowboys From Hell

not memeing, I listened to that album all the time as a kid

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Was this the greatest moment in Metal History? Asking for a friend.

big glam riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2UYOpW-3G4

>>71079913
Good lord, how low can you get

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>>71079832
>Speedwolf will never put out another album

>>71080048
Dude I know. It's fucking depressing.

>>71080063
Weren't they involved in some other band that's still going?

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Have you paid tribute to Lord Pike today?

>>71076792
>actual musical discussion
0/10

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>>71079183
>Papyrus
Dropped.

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>>71079705
What a shitty album to get introduced to metal with, in hindsight.

>>71079705
outside of nu metal and such it must have been metallica or iron maiden

probably one of either ride the lightning, master of puppets or powerslave

>>71078033
only if you're a nu-male

>>71078273
>>71078404
accurate
literally black metal for poseurs

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>>71079705
When I was 13 I found the band Necrophobic on Myspace, right around the time that "Hips Don't Like" was a number-one hit. I had never heard metal before.

>>71080259
In hindsight, In Flames are kinda shit desu

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>>71079705
The first time I heard Devilution when this album came out was when I knew I was going to be hooked forever

>>71079705
I don't remember the first. My mom was an 80s metal head so I was exposed to it really early

>>71080588
My mom was an 80s metal glam groupie with fluffy hair, see-through mesh tops and fish net stockings

>>71080552
Well that sure sets the bar high.

>>71079705
Ride the Lightning like probably half the metal fans in the world. Probably around 2003.

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>>71079705
I was 11 years old in a music class and the teacher was playing some of this to "show how arrogant, egotistical, overblown and pompous" metal is, and that in a school band, nobody is more important than another member

I fucked off out of that communist socialist bullshit and bought myself a guitar with saved up birthday money

>>71080769
>arrogant egotistical overblown and pomous

What a fuck. Being in metal bands in high school taught me so much about how to behave with other people and how to work with others.

>>71079705
sunbather

>>71080769
Teachers telling their students opinions as if they were fact is one of the most infuriating things tbqh.

>>71080616
Mine too. She was friends with the people involved with Black and Blue. A smaller 80s metal/hard rock/glam band

>>71079705
St fucking Anger.
To my credit, I checked out KEA immediately after and liked it way way better.

>>71080842
Go die in a fire atmofaggot

>>71080899
Noice
My mom hung around Jackyl and Saigon Kick

>>71079705
...And Justice For All and Countdown To Extinction back in 1992. My dad got copies from BMG record club and didn't like them. So he gave them to me.

I was 7.

Before that, my older cousins were dubbing me 90 min cassettes of Danzig and Pantera.

>>71081071
Those names sound vaguely familiar. Maybe my mom has mentioned those bands. Jackyl was with geffen records so they probably knew Black n' Blue. Small world, eh?

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>>71081277
>mfw our moms were probably in an orgy together

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>>71081357

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Is there an /essential blackened motorhead/ out yet?

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cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3mBr_MOafU
underrated

>>71077013

So this general agrees that nu-males listen to good albums for the most part

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>>71079705

When I was in high school and the hardest shit I listened to was metallica. I still like this album, the riffs are cool and the drumming is tight. I honestly probably wouldnt have continued learning to play the guitar if it wasnt for this album

I need to make a disclaimer before this post.

I am drunk.

So with that in mind. Can we make a /metal/ approved non-metal music chart?

>>71082227
Do you mean like Load and ReLoad Metallica? Because their first 4 albums are metal classics even with the hate.

>>71082227
Omerta is possibly the best groove metal song ever written

>>71082428

I mean load and reload and thats just because my dad adored those albums. Ashes of the wake was my first personal metal record

>>71082678
Fair enough anon. For what it's worth I loved Lamb of God back in the day too. They get a lot of hate on encyclopedia Metallum and on here but they were responsible for bringing a lot of people out of the metalcore fold and into the thrash/death metal fandom.

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Post bands you almost never see posted in /metal/

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>>71082785

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>Bands called Lifelover
>All their songs are about hating life

Why did Marduk get shut down by Antifa? What did they do?

>>71082810
>genre listed as "DSBM"
>everything sound like happy circus music with emo vocals

>>71083051
Named themselves after a Nazi tank division and wrote about Nazi stuff

>>71083051
>What did they do?
Nothing

>>71083083
>it's the German automagically means nazi meme

>>71083051
Even antifa shitters can't stand norsecore

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>>71082785

>>71083083
>Named themselves after a Nazi tank division
what?

>>71083072
could I get some examples of this?

>>71083083
>thinking Panzer Division Marduk was actually a panzer division
You got meme'd lad

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>>71082785

Antifa will never stop picking on black metal bands are they?

>>71083397
>the only faggots with big enough balls to call out black metal on its shit are literal unironic left-wing hipster nu males
Death metal couldn't even kill black metal

>>71083427
BM is literally going to dominate the metal underground forever.

FEAR ME

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why didnt this get more love?

Eventually Antifa is gonna makes us all listens to safe space bm like Deafheaven

Is it possible to be a leftist and write good riffs

>>71083083
You're a fucking moron

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>>71082785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD2-GN8hhO4

>>71082793
Haha where did you find this one?
I really, really, really like this image

>>71084194
kreator

>>71084585
8.7/10 album

>>71084882
9/10 desu senpai

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post em lads

>>71085319
Fine, I'll punch that extra 0.3 in

>>71076719
Can someone rec me more metal like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHrlckTmZCQ

>>71079832
I think he's referring to Bathory.

>>71085824
I think you should kys

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What is some metal to listen to while I am literally killed by a satanic storm?

>>71085878
Motherfucking Blasphemy.

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Saved from page 10

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>>71082785

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>>71086660
stop making fun of me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuapD6rHkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QiY8vJRTuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y70fTOQrDxU

anyone is doing nothing but Death Metal all year edition? I'm in the second month obviously, but I thought I would share this crazy idea

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>mfw black metalfags call their guitars "axes"
>mfw black metalfags call their riffs "movements"
>mfw black metalfags call their vocals "invocations"
>mfw black metalfags call their KISS make-up " demon war paint"
>mfw black metalfags call their songs "spells"
>mfw black metalfags call their band mates "battle brothers"
>mfw black metalfags call their album packaging "grimoires"
>mfw black metalfags call their recording studios "dungeons"
>mfw black metalfags call their record deals "Faustian pacts"

>>71087147
they also call themselves a "horde"

I don't hate BM, but the fanbase and musicians are some of the dumbest cringe kids ever

>>71087162
I tried to get into BM once, but I couldn't get the music, so I went to a show... never again. I wouldn't survive another intense cringe fest, worse than scene kids even

>>71087247
Yup. My main problem with BM as a music scene is that it claims a lot of band as its own, even if they shouldn't. They include Thrash Metal bands, Death Metal bands, Heavy Metal bands as Black Metal on various of their recommendations, lists, even if these bands have shit to do with Black Metal.

As a result, some of them believe that Slayer was a Black Metal band that turned into Thrash Metal, etc.

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>>71087291
>Mercyful Fate was black metal!!!
>Slayer was black metal!!!
>Kreator was black metal!!!

>>71087306
Exactly.

I won't lie, the "everything I like is Black Metal" mindset is annoying. Another hilarious thing was the Unblack or "Black" Metal movement that happened for a while. You had christian bands, or bands that weren't at all into BM, they just called themselves BM, because of the music style. The shitstorm that resulted in this was hilarious. And let's not start about the shoegaze thing.

And finishing my post, the only thing I am actually sad about is that they are serious on spreading their attitude like "moshing is fun, therefore it's cancer"

>>71087291
>>71087347
can uninformed internet revisionists not try to pass scene history knowledge, your diction is very telling of your scope

>>71087517
do I have to choke the bitch?

What do I think of Teitanblood, /metal/?

>>71087541
a band that was very hyped on the internet.
their actual content is so-so

>>71087530
don't be surprised to get called out on spewing uninformed factoids and false history re: first wave in the general full of the music's fans I guess?

>>71087541
you like them a lot

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>>71081717
Get to work.

>>71087557
what uninformed factoids? name one

>>71087596
first wave as a concept followed by the unblack anecdote and likely fixating on Norwegian homogenization of the genre hence the telling diction

my fave band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIgwSNXWws4

>>71083190
i love this album

>>71082300
We could but no one will agree on what the best non-metal music is.

>>71087658
I was talking about the BM audience and fans.
Not about the actual evolution of BM music.
If you have a problem with the fact that most of BM fans are cringe kids, I can't help you, because what I wrote was from my own experience with these people

>>71087698
>BM as a music scene is that it claims a lot of band as its own, even if they shouldn't. They include Thrash Metal bands, Death Metal bands, Heavy Metal bands as Black Metal on various of their recommendations, lists, even if these bands have shit to do with Black Metal.

This somehow isn't an assertion on the genre? The inclusion of those into early black metal is not historically unfounded. If I cared about the scene politics of the fans of any media I consumed I doubt I'd be a fan of any of it and I never otherwise implied anything for or against the fans.

>>71087779
genre is music, music scene are people involved with certain music genre.

>The inclusion of those into early black metal is not historically unfounded.
Kinda is, because the only requirement to be on that list are "satanic message" and "raw music"

>If I cared about the scene politics of the fans of any media I consumed I doubt I'd be a fan of any of it
And I also posted that I don't hate BM. I did criticize the fans.

>>71087823
The assertion on the genre implicitly follows from what you say of the scene though. Otherwise your problem isn't that thrash, heavy, death are appropriated into black metal but that of the underlying logic of its fans for doing so, unless you do in fact believe that those genres are unjustly lumped into first wave which I'm assuming is the case instead of pedantry on the logic.

Genre isn't a rigid categorizer btw, a thing can be understood in terms of both (first wave) black metal and heavy metal at the same time (Mercyful Fate, Venom) which I think most internet people would do well to understand instead of seeing only 1:1 square pegs and square holes.

>>71087959
>yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda how dare you yadda yadda yadda yadda nag nag yadda yadda
okay.

>>71087968
it's not shitposting hours, just calling it out how I see it on you being a year 1 shitter lad

>>71087984
>you motherfucking asshole how dare you ignore me you will fucking listen to me I'm not finished yet
okay.

>>71079705
Master Of Puppets, I was 9.

>>71076963
probably nu-metal...?

>>71077152
>ulver
>boris
>krallice
>the list goes on
Nu in denial.

>>71079705
St Anger, but I prefer to call it "Fuck You It's the only metallica Album I like"

>>71084046
too comfy.

>>71084046
Cause its black metal and this sub hates it.

>>71088091
>this sub hates it
What?

>>71088115
chicken butt

When's new Abigor gonna drop? It was set to release in januray.

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Yeah I like viking metal, Amon Amarth, Enslaved, Tyr, the list goes on...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Vtmbj7Pig

>>71077625
Another round.

I like industrial metal, guess my age.

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A few years on and we're still yet to get a record as good as this.

>rym "reviews"
>"I love this album :D 5/5"
>"I hate this album >:( 1/5"
>"I liked this album, but I don't want to look like I liked it too much so 3.5/5"

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>>71088509
>rating albums in the same way you'd rate movies on imdb.

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>IT'S WAY TOO LAAAAAAAATE
>I SHOULD PROBABLY NOOOT

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>>71088246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhjgEQCRxI
>3:50

>>71088416
not this meme again

>>71079705
I bought Dimmu Borgir's Death Cult Armageddon in 2004, I think.

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who is your favourite black metal band ??

mine is "immortality"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5INpLHeLbFo

Black metal is great.

T. Black metal person

>>71076719
How do you guys cope with the fact you missed out on the last good decade of metal? Before Facebook, when bands were truly crazy, before everyone was on their smartphone at a gig. I haven't been to a live gig in years that had the same level of insanity as those gigs 10 years ago.

>>71088848
I didn't ask for these feels

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why is no one telling me this exist???
it's even out on 320

Rec me some good Southern StonerBluesSwampSludge'n'Roll

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>>71082785
generally not much doom

>>71088920
Wo Fat desu senpai

EVERYDAY I FEEL ANONYMOUS HATE

Doom riffs ?

Do you people only fucking listen to screaming over loud as fuck guitar riffs? Does no one listen to real metal which you can actually understand and which has a meaning besides 'kill everything and anyone and myself after all'?

>>71088981
Say no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzIzvlXCtU

>>71088985
fuck you it's fun

>>71088981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjhXxouTsI8

Black heart... your soul is mine...
mine....
MIIIIIIIIINNE

>>71088985
>and which has a meaning besides 'kill everything and anyone and myself after all'?
Wow, a faggot who knows nothing about metal lyrics. How surprising

>>71089038
Please, do educate me, oh Master of Metal.

>>71088985
One of the first and greatest metal songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3b6SGoN6dA
It's about how wars are ugly and evil
So you've been wrong since 1970

>>71089046
>comes into the thread looking to confirm his bias
>acts like a smug cunt
Yeah nah fuck you

> <rabid dog barking intensifies>

Cryptopsy for this feel ?

>>71089072
https://youtu.be/VvoZBB79h58?t=3m19s

>>71089046
I'd have a very hard time finding lyrics like you described if I cared enough to actually go through them. They are mostly about philosophy, history, contradictions, etc.

>>71089083
>>71089067

If you had actually taken the time to read my first post, you'd have noticed I'm talking about the people in this thread. I know there exist many songs which have sensible lyrics, and I listen to just that kind of songs.

And even then, even if I'm wrong regarding the lyrics, you can't deny the vast majority of people here only listen to black and death metal which is basically screaming over instrumentals.

>>71089124
>which is basically screaming over instrumentals.

What's wrong with that ?

>>71089124

Screaming is fine,
people have been breaking their voices for as long as there has been music. It's an expression of emotion.

>>71089124
>basically screaming over instrumentals
So rock music as a whole?
Gotcha, you're pretending to be retarded

>>71089124
And which type of metal doesn't have "loud as fuck guitar riffs"? Do you listen Plini or some other stupid shit? What the fuck does it matter what people in this thread are listening to?

Will girls ever understand metal

>>71089167
Glam my dude

>>71089132
>>71089141
>>71089147

If you're really into that kind of stuff, it really is fine. I'm just shocked there isn't any kind of different metal genres other than the hearing-breaking in this thread.

>>71089157
Industrial, power and heavy metal. Rammstein, Sabaton, Five Finger Death Punch, SoaD (if it can be called metal). Call me edgy or a cuck.

>>71089167

Some might but they are a tiny minority.
Playing any sort of instrument makes it more likely they do

>>71089167
Most girls I know that listen to metal only ever use it as a fashion statement, but why would you use metal as a fashion statement lol

(any girl who genuinely likes metal is usually socially awkward and weird which is cute tho, but the "hot metal girls" are obnoxious)

>>71089182
>I'm just shocked there isn't any kind of different metal genres other than the hearing-breaking in this thread.
Listen to my Candlemass link >>71089011

>>71089182
>different metal genres other than the hearing-breaking in this thread.

What about all the Doom and Motorhead worship posted ITT ?

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>>71089186
>but why would you use metal as a fashion statement
Because the style is cool as fuck

>>71089200
Yeah, must have missed it. Sorry.
>>71089194
This too.

>>71089182
Yeah you're right you don't fit in.
Also I guarantee you're these posters.
>>71077296
>>71077625
btw I you're 15 if I had to guess.

>>71089182
lmao entry-level metal you will never understand the sheer depth of black and death metal... it's all about riffs and atmosphere... to transport u into another world.. of crushing riffs......

But in all seriousness, I can recommend you some accessible metal bands you might not have listened to if u want

>>71089215
Nah, not any of those. You can guess my age all day if you want, fine by me.

Amon Amarth are too harsh for my ears

>>71089225
Do it, I'd love to discover new shit

>>71089182
won't call you edgy or a cuck but your taste is complete garbage, you won't ever be into decent bands in this genre of music, stop now.

>>71089243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zDLLZTAj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG7pCa45lck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhw5SP5bNHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm_yZeQ5U_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g27XSsxNRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Miy2fbnU-U4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDEEIv1mHSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCJ2HXi8FMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nJrkXwAD3I


As entry level as you get

>>71089243
so you might like modern melodic death metal

Soilwork, Scar Symmetry, Mercenary, Raunchy, Sonic Syndicate, NoDrama, dEMOTIONAL

and some djent like Disperse, VOLA, Uneven Structure, Tesseract

maybe blackgaze Alcest, Violet Cold and Astronoid, is quite accessible

maybe you should listen to some core like We Came As Romans, Obey The Brave, Fail Emotions, Abandoned By Bears,Abandon All Ships lmao

some other shit like Jesu, Constants, Junius, Helmet

and listen to Sevendust (nu-metal) cause u will definitely like

and there you go

>>71089302
>>71089310
Yeah, I could define it as melodic. Thanks.

>>71089302
what about these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJv8sY2CxZA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud3lI6rXj6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtrnztbMTHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et3Yf-vZ6Mw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ai35M8h90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd215wjpNh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMnWiIvPrQ

>>71087147
>mfw black metalfags call their record deals "Faustian pacts"

i love bm and ive never heard of this. faustian pacts lmao thats great. thanks

>>71089375
>MikePence

>>71089382
you got a problem widdat?

>>71089422
What's some good Christian metal

>>71089302
>>71089310
>>71089363

Skimming through what you guys suggested, damn, it's good. You guys know how to please a man.

And I know how fucking gay that sounds

>>71089592
also check out Midnight, Warhead, Speedtrap, Speedwolf, Speedböözer, maybe even classic Riot
blackened speed truly is the pinnacle of originality in band names

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>band keeps shitting out multiple self-titled releases

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>>71089677
so this... is the power... of speed metal... whoa

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>>71089732
>speed merchants

>>71089744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rZHJAPxEg
WARRIORS OF LEATHER
UNCHAINED TO RULE THE NIGHT
GANGLANDS JOIN TOGETHER
TO FIGHT THE METAL FIGHT

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>>71089693
>Band Name I
>Band Name II
>Band Name III

>>71089770
>band's entire discography is self-titled

Remember when people gave a shit about Revocation?

>>71089902
Remember when David Davidson's meme name was more talked about than his shitty band?

>>71089902
actually i don't

>>71089862
>band is untitled

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>>71089916
>David Davidson

Who Has a psycho cam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogHeqgmoYBU

>>71084585
This is bretty good desu

what about Motörhead Riffs With Crust Punk Vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9N23F0eI0

it's official, /meal/ is now /d-beat/

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>>71090251
Never Again > Fantano-metal

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WE ARE THE BRINGERS OF BALANCE

WE ARE THE LUNGS OF THE COSMIC BREATH

>>71090318
pretty much everything > fantano/pitchfork-metal though

>>71090417
Fantano put Terminal Redux on his top 50 of 2016

>>71090466
thanks for proving my point

>>71090353
>tfw you elevate to a higher realm of existence but your bandmates can't even see the 5th dimension
>tfw you were given the gift of alien songwriting techniques but your pleb holds you back from using their advanced drum fills
>tfw you have the ability to create a faster than light spacecraft but NASA is too mainstream to accept it.

>>71088509
rym community is objectively garbage, potentially even worse than metallum fags

>>71087658
Are you holding a thesaurus right now?

>>71089072
https://youtu.be/vF7CB5yltbM

>>71089186
This. And for the very small group that actually enjoy it, they're usually batshit insane.

>>71089239
Because they suck anon

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>1 minute intros

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>>71090901
>last track has a "secret" song at the end after silence

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Goys, im doin essential "Motörhead rïffs wïth bläck metäl vocäls"

What bands should I include besides Midnight, Speedwolf, Bulldozing Bastard, Chapel, Lethal Shock, Bewitcher?

>>71091017
Sodom

>>71091017
venom u fuckin pillock

>>71091017
Whiskey Ritual
War Ripper
Speedboozer
Inepsy
Disfear
Wolfbrigade

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>>71090928
>Lyrical themes: Politics,

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>>71091134
>Lyrical themes: Scientific fact

>>71091017
Metalucifer
actual italian Bulldozer

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>>71076792

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how did gorgoroth go from their first 3 albums to poser buttblack?

>>71089902
I've literally never seen anyone talk about Revocation on 4chan. I only discovered it while doing specific Googling to find good metal guitarists.

lollll savage as fuck

http://www.deathmetal.org/news/kim-kelly-interviews-kerry-king-reveals-crab-claw/

mathcore

>>71091527
DEP, Botch, Converge, the list goes on.

>>71087247
>>71087291
/mu/ is still at peak contrarian horseshit I see. Nice fake opinion, real people aren't this vapid when it comes to disliking things.
I wouldn't be surprised if you have /v/ tabs open you pleb fucks lmoa

>>71091017
Hellripper
Toxic Holocaust
Bathory - s/t

>>71076792
i really don't have to circle anything on this bingo

>>71091017
OMEGA
M
E
G
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A6T8P3SwpU

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>band employs theoretically advanced unriffs, chaotic structure, dissonant tone clusters
>look up lyrics
>dude satan lmao

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>>71092307
>caring about lyrics

>>71092307
>>look up lyrics
>>dude satan lmao
I don't see the problem with this

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cease the consumption of metal music

>>71092660
Is listening to Burzum ok, uncle Varg?

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>>71082785

>>71092925
We had brojob last thread though.

>>71091017
Speedboozer

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what's the appeal of Opeth
the atmosphere they create are neat but the music itself is so fucking dull

>>71092969
yes

>>71092937
I don't come here very often

heres a not very well known band that I don't think is posted about often
https://masterbootrecord.bandcamp.com/album/c-edit-autoexec-bat

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Thoughts on pic related?

new thread
>>71093222

>>71093231

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>>71080143
Yes.