Badly describe an artist's discography, others guess who they are

>>71040069
The velvets

>amateur garage rock
>genius indie rock
>dude I crashed my car
>ft. Aphex twin
>their best
>dude fuck Bush
>tfw no gf ft. Sonic youth
>ft. Lone
>literally café core

>>71040130
is it thom and the yorkes?

>>71040130
Tom York and his Radio Heads

>>71040151
Indeed
Here's another
>4 guys
>Japan
>4 guys
>one man on couch
>4 guys b/w photo
>4 guys but ones a cowboy this time
>doggo
>Lost
>is that a bear?
>5 guys

>lots of wacky personas with cool hair colors
>wacky eyes to make him look wackyyyyy
>E N O
>N
>O
>le berlin
>le iggy poop
>RIPPERONI

>>71040254
Kanye West.

>>71040247
RIVERS AND FRIENDS

>the best punk album
>post-punk, has quirky pop song
>their best album
>they have like 20 other albums but literally no one cares about those

>>71040247
buddy holly and the weezers

>>71040254
david bowie

>dude the labour party lmao, fuck the system
>dude the labour party lmao, fuck the system part 2
>*listens to ska once*
>dude lets make a really long album also disco lmao
>disco lmao but actually good
>bad post punk

>wow, i sure do like crosby stills nash and young!
>wow, i sure do like songs about angels!
>wow, i sure do like songs about crazy homeless people and plants
>let's do the last album but with a 23 minute song about israelites and the sun
>fuck the uk!
>fuck nyc!
>oh shit our lead singer left i guess haha
>the last album but slightly different
>oh shit our guitarist left i guess haha
>the last album but slightly better
>the last album but the same
>the last album but we've heard of new order
>the last album but every song is a single
>wow, i sure do like Grunge Music About Aliens

>>71040338
the clash?

>really good fun debut album nothing special except for the vocals
>THE PRODUCER FUCKED THIS SHIT UP
>meme album
>Avant-garde, experimental album with multiple genres mixed on it
>Old recordings put together to put make the album
>accessible album with a few experimental stuff on it
>Old recordings put together to make the album
>Extremely technical and experimental album
>the rest are all sellout albums with a few good songs in them

>>71040254
His eyes are like that because he was punched in one of them when he was young IIRC

>pretty decent generic 00's indie rock
>pretty decent generic 00's indie rock millenialcore
>generic indie rock millenialcore
>pretty decent generic 00's indie rock BUT NOW WITH SLIGHTLY MORE DISCO

>>71040130
Radio Heads.
>>71040247
Weezers.

> look at this shitty demu
> muh black metal
> doesn't matters
> GOAT
> dude lol bad production
> rpg
> meh
> meh
> dude meh
> doesn't matters
> what
> FUCK
> YOU

>sounds like the cover
>ok you can understand us a bit now
>JUST KIDDING, also take a look at these wacky southerners
>their sellout album
>their political album
>transitional album
>sunshine pop, half of it is garbage
>overrated, dude sadness lmao
>YEAH GRUNGE
>lol we recorded this on tour
>dude radiohead lmao
>4 albums that everyone agrees suck

>lol I love samples
>I'm going to make an album with half somber songs and half happy songs about being rich
>lol I'm famous now and can do whatever I want
>Oh shit, I'm sad
>Well, after all of that moping, I'm going to be the GOAT now
>Time to go crazy
>Time to continue going crazy with half moping songs

>Marquee Moon but more boring
>Marquee Moon but with Brian Eno
>Even more Eno also we're a dance band now
>Too much Eno also cultural appropriation
>Fuck you, we fired Eno so here's shitty 80s production
>haha we sold out so here's a pop album
>hey we made a movie please buy it :(
>the worst album cover of all time (featuring Johnny Marr)

>>71040498
Varg and the Burzums?

>>71040519
talking heads

don't forget
>dude big suit lmao

>>71040535
si papi

>a sport that entails big men getting brain damage
>a sport that entails big men getting brain damage
>a sport that entails big men getting brain damage

>>71040533
Correct.

Another one:
> trying
> we keep trying
> and trying
> what the fuck we're so fucking good
> HOLY SHIT WE'RE GODS
> well, uh, we can do whatever we want now, can't we?
> have this we're going

>we are like little babies
>cobain approved
>listens to cramps once
>transitional album
>should have had the last album's name
>odds and ends comp

>dude satanism lmao
>dude homelessness paranoia lmao
>dude drug-induced killing sprees lmao
>hey any of you heard of this DAW thing?
>anything can be a drum if you hit it repeatedly and hard enough
>dude we are good again lmao
not included last album because I haven't heard it

>>71040130
>>their best
Well it's not Radiohead then

>>71040503
Kanye West?

>sounds like a previous band + moar electronics
>similar to debut but more developed songs
>more acoustic
>dude protools lmao
>fuck that avant shit let's make some fleshed out songs nigga
>forgotten album
>jazzy piano
>dude guitars lmao
>laidback acoustic jamz
>soundtrack
>neurotic
>wacky instrumentation, female vocalist enters
>dude free jazz lmao
>meme title
>reunion with guitarist
>i don't remember these next two desu
>2017, electronic wacky synth noises

>>71040750
some of it reminds me of Flaming Lips

> i
> guess
> i
> can
> try
> music
> yeah
> good idea
> now I'm good
> waiting to show my ultimate form
> SEX
> CAN I SHOW YOU MY DICK LITTLE GIRL, YOU WANT IT DON'T YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, UH? LET'S FUCK RIGHT NOW
> irrelevant
> irrelevant
> irrelevant
> dude head lmao
> irrelevant
> hey you know this new thing is called reggae
> i was talking about reggae listen to me
> i wanna have a lot of sex again
> i have no idea of what the fuck am i doing

>>71040069
Why did Jon get a picture of his cat embroided on his tie? You gotta figure Garfield isn't a huge marketing empire in their world, he's just some cat. So that means Jon had to get that custom made. Who does that?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Literally the last album with a different name
>Welcome to the dark ages motherfucker
>Hey guys this is our last album, farewell
>Just kidding here's our best album
>Like 50% of this album was made up on the spot
>Hey, this is our last album, for real this time
>JK HAHA GOTCHA also we're a new wave band now
>dude we sold out lmao
>Honest to god, this is our last album
>KEK YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN YOU FUCKING RETARD
>Hey we're Ween now
>We're getting too old for this shit

>>71040450
Yeah Yeah Yeah's?

>>71040650
Mudhoney?

>the cure with distortion
>peak of the genre
>absolute best album, even if it was a commercial failure
>who knows what the future holds

>how about we make our first album a live album
>tits lmao
>more tits lmao- ohp wait they made us change it.
>its been 13 years, lets make a comeback album that no one really likes
>no one knows this exists

>wank
>more wank
>never comes out

>>71040812
no but close

>>71040386
winrar is you

>>71040843
no
less commercial success

>Incompetent folk rock
>Incompetent proggish rock
>Partly competent prog rock
>Competent prog rock
>More than competent prog rock
>Beyond competent prog rock
>Competent prog rock
>Very competent prog rock
>Incompetent prog/pop
>Mostly competent prog/pop
>Competent art pop
>Somewhat competent art pop
>Not that much competent art pop
>Completely incompetent art pop
>lol what the fuck are they even doing

>>71040870
Bloc Party? Franz Ferdinand?

>>71040892
gensis

>>71040450
Panic at the disco

>>71040933
RING RING RING

>i wish i was bob dylan
>i still wish i was bob dylan
>drugs and fear of flying
>more drugs, also aliens
>drugs with cowboy hats
>just the cowboy hats
>drugs with cowboy hats
>worst album yet
>we haven't been good in years, so here's a double album
>overproduced garbage
>underproduced garbage
>mediocre reunion

>dude, I'm in LOOOOOVE DUDE
>Hey, we changed our name
>Just kidding we changed our name back
>PRAISE THE LAWD JAYSUSSS
>we're a garage rock band now
>I was literally dying when I made this album, part 1
>I was literally dying when I made this album, part 2

>>71041049
Spiritualized

>>71041094
Yup.

>Noisy music about being a pussy ass bitch
>Heavy music about being a pussy ass bitch
>A bit mellowed but heavy music about moneys
>A bit mellowed but heavy music about moneys ft. qt grill on vocals for the first time
>Sex, Drugs, and God n Industrial
>We gothic folk pop now
>Nah jk we just a bunch of neofolk...Failures
>I wanna continue doing this neofolk thing, but damn, The Cure are ssssssoooo cool
>Ahh fuck it lets just essentially become post-punk
>Okay we got all this random shit laying around, lets put it all together in one record...wait wtf did we just make one of the best albums ever?
>Ah shit, it's been a while since we done this. Lets do a jam session where we play the same shit over and over again.
>Damn, aight we back in the game. Lets play the same shit over and over again, but this time with more variety in sounds.
>Holy shit people love us now. Lets play the same shit over and over again, but even HEAVIER.
>Aight Imma just make this record then take a break...fucking mob justice witch hunt bullshit

>>71040862
...Necrophagist?

>synthpop
>synthpop sucks, here's a industrial album
>metal is good and cool
>fuck it, let's just make metal music
>lol sex joke
>let's get heavier and sludgier
>ok people didn't like our last album, let's add more melody
>ok people didn't like our last album and my bandmate hates me and I'm off the drugs and whatever let's just make the fucking album
>Bush sucks! Part 1
>Bush sucks! Part 2
>Bush sucks! Part 3, also we're breaking up
>We're back!
>Wait our guitarist died so we're breaking up again (except not really)

>>71040852
MBV?

>>71041355
Ministry

>>71041397
close but no

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>>71041355

NIN?

>>71041428
Slowdive.

>>71041438
that one is correct

Studio Albums only on this one

>we a punk band now
>edgi
>actually i can drive
>application for the 27 club

>>71041422
Ye

>We spent too much time on this one
>Literally last album but cleaner sounding
>/mu/ worships this one
>Help, we're stuck in a time loop
>No seriously help

>we really don't know what we're doing
>okay, so let's do stupid shit to our guitars, make a lot of noise, and call it art
>fuck christgau
>we /spooky/ now
>holy shit we're suddenly great at creating atmosphere with our noise
>holy shit we're suddenly great at creating beauty with our noise
>we /masterpiece/ now, ft. the best pleb filter of all time
>okay that was cool now let's hop on a major label and be accessible
>wow that nirvana album we helped inspire was really cool, now let's copy them but add a bit more noise
>fuck accessibility let's just do stupid shit
>nothing on this album really matters except we just dwarfed everything we've ever done before in one song
>let's just zone out a bit
>fuck someone just stole a million fucking guitars from us, lets buy new ones and shove them up our asses for 42 minutes
>fuck we're old now, let's cool down with the noise and make mostly chill indie rock
>wow that was good actually, so let's just do that again but with a bit more noise this time
>okay let's just make kinda normal songs this time
>fuck marriage fuck everything okay we're done shows over bye guys

>Low budget materpiece
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>Bassist fucks around
>Commercial Success
>succ
>SUCC
>SSSSSUUUUCCCCC
>Reunion, is terrible.
>is just ok
>1 good song
>kys

>>71041593
Sonic Youth

>>71041430
That would be more like
>synthpop but harsher
>metal is cool and good
>metal is cool and good and help I'm depressed
>still depressed
>fuck depression, here's a commercial album
>"The American government - they're sneaky, they're very deceitful, they're liars, they're cheats, they're rip-offs. I mean, the American government is one systematic government that...that nobody can trust. I don't trust them myself"
>3 hour ambent album
>I made this in like a few weeks so here have it for free
>comeback album, but it's lacking some punch
>there we go!

>>71040412
>>THE PRODUCER FUCKED THIS SHIT UP
Debatable

>the one that nobody ever talks about
>the last one but with an orchestra
>WE PROG NOW
>the meme album
>Arguably the best album of the 70s
>The one that punkfags hate
>WE JAZZ FUSION NOW
>dangerously close to being dadrock
>the last one but shittier
>SHIT OUR OUR LEAD SINGER LEFT
>dude we sold out lmao
>DUDE WE SOLD OUT LMAO
>what the fuck are we even doing any more
>D U D E W E S O L D O U T L M A O
>what the fuck are we even doing any more, part 2
>you know what? let's make a good album this time
>hey, that actually worked. let's do it again but with an orchestra
>SHIT OUR LEAD SINGER LEFT AGAIN
>does this band even exist any more?

>lets make some of the most unique sounding rock music of the millenia
>fuck our singer left, but were still fucking amazing and we can feature whoever on vocals now
>eh were getting old and we lost some of the charm we had before but still p funky

>>71041707
Yes?

>>71041656
which artist are you thinking of?

>Anarchy

>>71040412
Beefheart?

>>71041727
Yes!

>>71041707
i thought punkfags hated going for the one, topographical came out like four years too early for punk

>punky and metally
>more refined, proggy
>we post now
>amazing swan song album (ps we all hate each other)
>oh wait nvm let's reform the band without the based guitarist (still pretty good though)
>dogshit

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>>71041768
Yes

>>71040412
If this is beefheart, you're wrong about Doc at the Radar Station

It's older compositions but new recordings

>>71040569
CFO$? Jim Johnston?

>>71041593
New Sonic Youth is underrated

>>71041787
I suppose I mean modern-day punks. Though Going for the One was hated by punkfags when it actually came out, Tales is the epitome of everything non-punk, and I've seen quite a few people state that it's the very reason the punk movement needed to happen.

>>71041828
think real sports

>>71041728
I'm thinking Beefheart but the last ones confused me so I could maybe be wrong
Also sorry I should've just said what I thought instead of being a mysterious edgy guy that thinks they have the right answer

>>71040569
i Was a teenage kinsella

>>71040569
Uuuhhhhhhhh

Australian Rugby