/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

>>71020432
#grammyssowhite

>>71020432
Fuck off Pitchfork.

Take your garbage fake indie propaganda elsewhere.

>>71020972
Fuck off. All of you dickhead shills need to go.

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DAILY REMINDER


PITCHFORK = CONDE NASTE


FAKE INDIE

CORRUPT AS ALL FUCK

THEY START THESE THREADS THEMSELVES

SAD

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occasional reminder:
/p4k/ is forever
+@ were robbed
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
i miss good content guy, who was murdered by shitposters.

>>71021296
>>71021312
Fuck off you disgusting scabs.

Pitchfork = CNN

Your website isn't welcome here.

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>>71021349
>Pitchfork = CNN

Pitchfork = Soroswave

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>>71021019
>>71020972

I wonder why anyone bothers making these threads anymore.

Did we ever like P4K? Ever? They're 8 years out elder, granted that dosen't imply they're a good site but has /mu/ hated P4K since 2004?

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>>71021086
this. amazed that the mods allow this shit.

>>71021296
Nigga fuck off. Your website posts lies in an attempt to create racial disharmony. FUCK OFF.

>>71021349
kek
these threads have been around for years
fuck off with your superiority bullshit

>>71021412
>>71021421
It's ridiculous. It's fucking native advertising.

Corporate websites still suck.

>>71021429
So, you've been shilling for years? Fuck off. P4k has decided to go full Soros retard. They get no respect. LEAVE.

has anyone seen rape meme guy?

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>>71021429
>lol us shitfork employees have been doing it for years that makes it okay XD

#ExpelP4k

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>>71021349
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>>71021491
imagine being this triggered by a website

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P4K is literally TMZ-tier

>>71021544
Fuck off niggers. You're not welcome here.

Pitchfork has just become not even fun to laugh at anymore. It's a new low.

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What's everyone listening to?

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>>71021566

>>71021557
Worse. CNN tier. I have more respect for TMZ.

>>71021454
I'm >>71021412
mods should make them leave if all they do is cause trouble

it's a free board I guess, but who really cares

>>71020432
Pitchfork fucking sucks.

>>71021575
>>71021586
Fuck off. You print race baiting garbage fake news. You have no credibility anymore.

>>71021544
Honestly, it's been pretty funny watching all these newfags freak out

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>>71021575
Taking a break from reading Francis "Write Like A Fuck" Bacon for my Philosophy midterm tomorrow

>>71021593
Personally I'm praying for a chance to disrespect one of these scab weasel nerds irl.

>>71021607
>>71021614
you fool no one. Get a semi-honorable job.

>>71021593
>cause trouble
Because posting a nightly thread is causing trouble

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>>71021544
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>>71021614
>white knighting a website this hard
After a brief moment of pity I'm just like

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>>71021587
>>71021593
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>>71021604
Imagine being so out of touch with reality, and butt blasted about a music website that you think a website that gets like 8 million unique visitors a month is advertizing on this sub-board of a website that gets like 600k

>>71021663
Your website is garbage and lies and propaganda.

Yes you cause trouble.

LEAVE

>>71021680
SOROS
H
I
L
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>>71021656
My degree is in Engineering Physics, its an elective credit

>>71021673
not white knighting, I think p4k is shit, if you knew anything about this thread we're just shitposting about it. But all you guys being maximo triggered about it are funny

>>71021680
And yet here we are. OP writing fucking novelas everynight.


Go

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>>71021681
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>>71021713
You fool no one. Kill yourself you fraud.

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>>71021680
Imagine being so assmad about someone saying mean things about your favorite website/employer, that you try so hard to defend its honor on a Checkloslovokian pizza making chat room.

>>71021713
>w-we're shitposting about it that's totally n-not a way to advertise without making it look like we're advertising!

>>71021733
Go write a fucking think piece about Solange or something lowlife.

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>>71021717
I've been on /mu/ since 93, Im not goin anywhere

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>Pitchfork
>people who visit Pitchfork
>people who defend the honour of Pitchfork

>>71021744
They're doing everything in their power to stay relevant in a scene where they're no longer welcome.

>>71021733
Did you see the R A R E 8.1 BNM?

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>>71021744
>>71021752

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>>71021788
>pitchfork
More like SHITFORK

>>71021767
Kill yourself dirtbag.


>muh racism at the Grammys

corporate bitch boy

>>71021779
Yah, didn't deserve it, the album is like 4 good singles and a lot of filler shit, like most albums coming out of that scene

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>>71021788
You have nothing to say because we're right.

Your website is a yellow journalism commie rag.

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>>71021544
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>>71021806
>2017
>posting using a tripcode

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>>71021796
>>71021795
you guys will never get to touch Zoe

>>71021806
Stop talking to yourselves. You're faggot little rich kids geeting exploited by conde naste.

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>pitchfork

>>71021823
More nothing.

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>>71021814
DESU p4k is just a flase flag to get you to ignore the fact that we're turning american Jewish while you arent looking

>>71021821
fucking newbie doesn't even respect the history of /p4k/, disgrace, sad!

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>>71021823
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>71021828
Conde Naste checks keep the lights on to be straight with you

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>>71021828
They get paid fuck all too.

They do it for social status.

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>all these pitchdork defenders
OBSESSION

MAKE /P4K/ GREAT AGAIN

>>71021853
it's 100% corporate lies and nonsense.


If you want to go with:

(((100% corrporate lies and nonsense)))


it wouldn't be inaccurate.

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>>71021875
>>71021876
>>71021883
Zoe coming to FUCK you all up

>>71021853
You're literally a bitch.

How do you live with yourself?

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>>71021893
at the last p4k meeting we stopped bullshitting ourselves and just whipped out the dreidels and chocolate coins

>>71021867
U G L Y
G
L
Y

>>71021899
you're not funny at all.


Why don't you give us some Grammy statistics about fake racism?

because that's what your employer is all about.

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>he's a pitchfork shill
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only time he'll feel a sense of belonging in his pathetic life
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>71021911
Generally by listening to ambient music in my nice Conde Nast apartment

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>>71021899
Is Zoe the only person left to review metal albums?
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22721-prelapsarian/

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>>71021922
You're a fucking male bitch boy version of Anita Sarkeesian.

How do you live with yourself?

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>>71021926
alright now you've crossed a line boy

>>71021928
>>71021929

>>71021941
They pay fuck all. You're not even good at greed. You actually think working at pitchfork is cool. baka

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>he is over the age of 14 and visits SHITFORK

>>71021941
Got any new comfy ambient recs?
I could use something like that for after work

>>71021944
Like anyone in the metal community reads this rag.

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>>71021944
she's the only good one thats for sure

>>71021966
see >>71021941

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>pitchfork

>>71021992
fuck off. you fool no one.

Oh wait, I mean listen to Solange. She's the comfiest ambient artist in all l the world.

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>what I envision myself doing to shitdork fans every night whilst I dream :^)

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>>71021992
the new Bing and Ruth is pretty good if you want a mega, also the new William Basinski obv, and not-ambient-but Max Richter

>>71021984
>>71021975
>>71021994

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Thanks for all the bumps new friends
This thread might have died without you
And pic related is what I'm currently playing

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>>71022003
>pitchfork

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>SHIT4K

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>>71022028
try Sufjan he super comfy cozy senpai.

Or that new Annie Hall, she's like the dope shit.


Or maybe some Grizzly Bear. He's cold chilin.

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>>71022003
>>71022011
>>71022024
>>71022038
can everyone calm down Im running out of hothead memes

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>shitdork

>>71022028
I saw Basinski play the new album in December
I'll probably pick up the lp after my next paycheck

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IT IS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN, AND YET HE VISITS PITCHFORK

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>>71022055
when the /pol/ b8 is just right

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Have you heard that new Father John Misty? He's like totally the voice of your generation.

>>71022085
Maybe they'll bump you to $13hr if you suck a dick or two.

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>s
>h
>i
>t
>f
>o
>r
>k

>>71022085
It's interesting, don't know if I'd praise it as highly as other people seem to be, but it's good. The other ambient stuff I've been listening is revisiting Dragging A Deer - Grouper, and Moenai Hai - The Gerogerigegege if you like noise with your ambient.

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>>71022094
I prefer that new Beck record. He's wacky.

>>71022125
kill yourself. You no dick about music and have zero integrity.

>>71022127
Man imagine if Mccain won, what a fucked looking face, lol. Guess it's an improvement visual wise from where we are now, but at least we had 8 years of President "Look Good While Bombing Your Kids" Obama.

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>WHEN MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T VISIT PITCHFORK CAUSE I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK AS SOON AS I'M DONE MY CARMEL MOCHIATTA FROM 'BUCKS

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>>71022127
Have you heard the new Chance the Rapper? He's oppressed, yet funky fresh.

>>71022138
>You no dick
I wish, my balls sweaty as fuck in my sauna of a room

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WHEN A WHITE BOY THINK HE A FLY NIGGA FOR GOING TO SHITFORK

We've passed a hundred replies, thanks shitposters, /p4k/ culture is alive and well

We hit 100 replies
See you guys tomorrow night

>>71022188
see you anon, thanks for droppin in

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>when I bout to let him in my pussy but then he says he defends pitchfork on da internet

>>71022147
This is what you're doing with your life faggot:

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1443-grammys-boss-neil-portnow-on-race-boycotts-and-working-with-washington/http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1443-grammys-boss-neil-portnow-on-race-boycotts-and-working-with-washington/


I'd rather fucking work at Walmart. Seriously.

>>71022195
I don't have sex with women who use such awful lighting

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>he "graduated" (read: has his GED) but still visits pitchfork

>>71022199
I get 20 bucks for every reply to this thread, so thanks

>>71022199
It's literally CNN-tier.

Seriously, one of you shills. How can you defend this?

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>they take the social and cultural, non-musical aspects of music VERY seriously

>>71022220
being flip, isn't a substitute for integrity.

>>71022221
you're a fucking traitor.

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>>71022220
>"PLEASE GUYS STOP. PLEASE?"

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>FITCHSHORK

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>>71022232
>>71022248
whats the point of integrity when I got Conde Naste shipping me Radiohead not-even-announced 10th album along with my big fat check

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>>71022220
>pitchfork

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I'm going to start searching personal info on p4k assholes. FUCK THEM.

>>71022281
you're still being a clown. what's wrong with you? you don't actually think this hip ironic act is cool do you? You work for bad people.

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>"HEY PITCHFORK NICE WEBSITE FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHA"

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Ryan Adams 6.2 by Ian Cohen
Hand Habits 7.6 by Quinn Moreland
Quelle Chris 7.6 by Nate Patrin
Mind Over Mirrors 6.8 by Andy Beta

>>71022290
address and phone #s plz

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>"GEE I WONDER WHAT SOME LITERALLY WHO ARTIST TWEETED ABOUT RACISM AND POLITICS, I THINK I'LL VISIT SHITFORK"

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>>71022307
>he believes in morals and principles

see you in the the Conde Nast money pit, oh... wait, nevermind

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>>71022290
Literally one of their writers (pic related). Not kidding.

Obviously they're just the worker bees and aren't calling the shots, but these are the kind of people we're dealing with.

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>"omg, i am dying to know what pitchfork said about beyonce's dress"

>>71022357
Why are you under the impression you're cool?

Everything you write is trite and immasculine.

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>he cites pitchfork scores

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>>71022326
boring af night, not even worth shitposting all tonight for

>>71022359
can you not appreciate that extra thicc anon?

>>71022333
Working on it.

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>>71022382
DUDE HE POSTS WITH A TRIP AND DEFENDS THE HONOR OF HIS FAVORITE WEBSITE (>SHITFORK) WHILE POSTING UNDER IT, HOW DO YOU NOT THINK THAT'S SO COOL

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>>71022382
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*

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>dickshort i mean shitfork

>>71022357
Yeah you've really got it figured out.

You're not smart enough to get in a propper corporate profession to make $.

And you're not cool enough to have actual artistic integrity.

You're a fucking failure on both fronts.

>>71022401
Wait. He's not getting paid? That's just sad. Wtf?

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>>71022414
Son, let me give you a little tip and life lesson. I don't mean to embarrass you; it's nothing personal. We all learn it eventually, although you're learning it a little later than most. But here it is: generally speaking, when someone annihilates you in an argument, and you have absolutely no valid counterargument and can't prove them wrong, it is highly advisable that instead of opening your mouth and confirming to everyone that you are extremely frustrated by that fact, you keep your mouth shut and accept defeat with grace like an adult. Everyone will still suspect that deep down you're seething, and that your blood is boiling, but at least you yourself won't be confirming it to the world - an embarrassing situation for all. You seem like an otherwise decent young man, so I truly hope this helps you going forward in your life. Best of luck.

Also

>pitchfork

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>71022359
About what I thought.

Losers trying desperately to be cool.


Upper management are probably at least propper criminals.

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>shit4k

ryan adams can't catch a break. btfo. pretty good ryan adams record fwiw.

>>71022359
>it's like a 7.4


BARRRRPPPPPPP

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>pitchfork

You guyz, the jew puppets are fighting for the LGBTQSGF


http://pitchfork.com/news/71636-jack-antonoff-enlists-bon-iver-lady-gaga-grimes-st-vincent-more-to-fight-anti-lgbtq-legislation-in-texas/

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I REALLY WANNA KNOW HOW MANY BOOGERS [INSERT RICH WHITE "INDIE" DARLING HERE] PICKED TODAY, I THINK I'LL FIRE UP THE OL' WEB BROWSER AND VISIT PITCHFORK

>>71022545
They make it so easy to identify who (((their))) 'musicians' are.

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I WAS JUST THINKING TO MYSELF, I DON'T GET ENOUGH POP AND RAP MUSIC IN MY DAILY LIFE. IT'S KINDA HARD TO READ ABOUT AND DISCOVER NEW POP AND RAP MUSIC. SO I THINK I'LL VISIT PITCHFORK. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA.

Sleep well tripfag, you have lots more pitchfork honor defending to do tomorrow ;^)

>>71022575
Oh they definitely killed Prince too.

Not Noko owns.

>>71022684
Noko, reevaluate your life

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>"yeah, I like pitchfork :-)!"

I would literally be trigered if these threads ever stop