super important

play wonderwall phaqqot

>>71000890
I'm in highschool none of them remember oasis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjMizl3qQGE

If you can sing like him too, ez.

>>71000814
The rate of return on a boobjob are disgusting. Beat up face but fake tits and a push up bra and we talking nearly 11 million subs

>>71000942
assuming you're white, adapt some popular rap song to acoustic guitar
eg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aojhl2C-Fdc

that's like 2 chords, just figure out which ones and you're well on your way to getting laid

>>71001593
works for men too, nowadays

basically any ed sheeran song

>>71000814
As a guitarist in college who uses it to get laid, play Hey There Delilah by plain white tees. all of these other suggestions are trash. Play this one, it's all you need

>>71001625

this is the correct post and now the thread can end here

>>71001687
isn't that song kinda old? surprised it's panty wettening powers haven't diminished by now

>>71001700
Yes it is but no one plays it. That's why it works. Everyone knows the words, it's a great love song, and it sounds really nice on acoustic guitar. Plus college girls are easy. You bring them home from a bar, they see your guitar and say omg anon play me something. Play hey there delilah, she'll sing the first verse and forget the second like everyone else then you laugh together and fuck

>>71001729
but what if her name isn't delilah

>>71000942
Underage pls

>>71001752
then every time the word dellilah comes up, replace it with her name. and make sure stop playing and wink at her every time you do it

>>71000814
play some shoegaze faglord

>>71001752
Swap Delilah for her name

Even if it's not enough syllables

"Hey the~re ja-nice what's it like in women's studies you know I'm already done with school but I'll be study buddies here with you, your hair is blue"

>>71001625
This is 4 chords lol. And doing this requires singing ability in order to recognize the song, which op probably doesn't have

>>71001625
Do people actually use a capo that way?

>>71000814

>>71001506
Hell yeah. \m/

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>>71001804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm3lqTOhRAw

Easy one.

We're going to be friends by white stripes, if you can fit their name where Jack says Suzy Lee even better. it's like 2 chords and a fairly simple pattern