itt: bands with no talent whatsoever that have made a career

>>70988048
spotted the nu male

>>70988048
>no talent whatsoever
If they were able to make a very successful career out of it, they must have talent.

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The issue isn't that they're devoid of talent - they've got oodles of talent.

The songs are easy to recognise without being too similar: a reasonably trained ear without any prompting could probably pick the Metallica tracks out of a mixed bag without knowing much about the band or their hits.

The issue is their songs are a bit too restrictive - they are only good if you enjoy a small check list: loud, fast, pumping rhythm.
I can appreciate their skills, but the thought of listening to a whole album? That sounds like a chore.

>>70988161
>The issue is their songs are a bit too restrictive - they are only good if you enjoy a small check list: loud, fast, pumping rhythm.
Kinda like Swans or Death Grips?

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>>70988104
>>70988073

>>70988187
>Swans
>fast

>>70988202
none of what they said it's edgy, you are using it as a buzz word.

>>70988202
>simple logic is edgy
Are you retarded?

>>70988212
>The issue is their songs are a bit too restrictive - they are only good if you enjoy a small check list

>>70988215
You called him retarded, he will now brand you as edgy.

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>>70988213
>>70988215
>>70988225
WOAH! that is a lot of angst.

Calm down kiddo. There is no need to shoot up your school. I hope I'm not on your bad side now.

>>70988235
>no need to shoot up your school
yes there is, their food sucks, fak yu man
nothing personnel heh

>>70988235
Gonna print screen and call the cops for this post. Better safe than sorry

>>70988235
Is it fun to bait people by being just annoying by using a word that is very easy to use?

>>70988235
Not an argument

>>70988235
Heh it's nothing personal kid

>>70988433
edgy nigger

>>70988073
So now disliking mediocre musicians is being a nu male?

>>70988048
whoever fucked up their mic did them a favour

>>70988048
Metallica was GOAT when James was still getting drunk. I don't blame him for sobering up though.

>>70988453
edgy caucasian with some hispanic in there somewhere

i would say arcade fire but they aren't edgy at all either .
i just don't get it.

>>70990182
White xanax tumblr rap needs to stay in 2016

agreed on the fact that metallica are an overrated, mediocre thrash band
Although they've never been edgier than my bloody valentine

>>70990221
see >>70990182 and >>70990240

>>70990256
Bullet For My Valentine?

I wanna say RATM, because their "edgy" levels are off the charts. However, the musicians are just talented enough to overcome the edginess.

>>70990364
no, my bloody valentine.

>>70988468
You can dislike anything, but saying they have no talent makes you a fucking hipster nu-male cuck.

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shamefully still listen to them though

>>70990552
Kirk is an average guitarist and Lars is a fucking terrible drummer.

>>70990620
I agree.
You can had most pop/punk bands in there.