Spit a verse /mu/

about what?

>>70952636
Fuck you Sein I do what I want

only if elaine spits in my mouth

>>70952636
Ugh, ugh, yeah.
Bitch... ugh, yeah.
Bitch ass nigga, ugh, ugh.
Yeah, bitch, yeah.

So regal, beautiful
Too bad I’ll never see the funeral
And even through the doom and gloom
As soon as the moon can be viewed in full
I saw a star in the heavens; I knew it was you
My anxiety is through the roof
Can’t deny the irrefutable truth
That I’m alive in lieu of you
And in the silence of your tomb
I hear your cries as you’re consumed
Your spirit ride, illuming under the twenty thousand hues of blue
Fade out
Zoom in
I felt your heart as I grew in your womb
The constant bass is soothe in tune
I drew from you like still-lights
Was still born with room to move
I’d use in pursuit of my roots
I would later be groomed to lose
Last June I tattooed this date in numerals under my chin
The last place ever touched by your skin
‘Cause something within me loves to pretend that you’re my mother again
Though I barely remember you tucking me in
There’s a constant nagging
My subconscious acting up
Thoughts that’s drawn from the past
Constant racking of pots and pans
Up in the kitchen cooking
Mom and dad arguing again
Saw your chance, so I guess you took it
You had the heart to match the strongest hands that God could grant a woman
Carried the term, but never saw the man your son is
And sometimes I can’t confront it
I’m asking what I’d give to be you
But as dawn advances I bid you adieu
My..

>>70952636
jerry is merry when he's fucking chicks named mary
doin' stand-up comedy written by some guy named
larry
david
who's george who likes to gorge on pussy
he's no wussy
he don't take shit unless it's from steinbrenner of the yankees
gettin' stanky on the envelopes that killed susan
and he's losin' all his money
then there's this honey elaine
who's cute and smart in the brain
i'd like to run a train
on her womb
impending doom when you kramer
is bustin' through your door
askin' for more
food
he's not rude he's a real cool dude
with a positive attitude
word

>>70952636
That girl in the middle is Kate Bush?

>>70952820
god i love kate bush

yo so right here's my man OP
you might say he brings the heat
hes hot because hes a flamer
ah fuck it next rap will be lamer

>>70952636
Today I spoke with Chad
and what a conversation we had
He said, just be yourself,
don't try to be anyone else

I said, don't you think I tried
I've been myself for my whole life,
and here I am
living this life not worth a damn

He said, here's what you do
Don't be youself but, be a better you
Can't you see?
Just be the best you you can be.

>>70952820
FUCK kate bush, share spammer is still alive,
she quit shitin up sharethread but STILL posted the muffin bitch, you wanna trip, i go the crow, wikiwkiwkiwkwiwkwi yo fly it up to moe.

UH UH
yo
yo yo
uh
im black
im wack
i do crack
im white
i fight
i eat
pipes
of crack
for smack
cause i lack
intelligence
cause im a cracker
but i could be wacker
if i was asian
cause the asians be crazin
and im glad im not latino
cause they be eatin jalepenos
racewar soon
just kidding
pol is filled with loons
uh
yeah

(stream of consciousness rap)

R8 plz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kmlRDgeMLp

Turn this beat up man I can hardly hear
My dick is big enough to make punani tear
You get your top popped off like an Asahi beer
My bars are hard, leave biters with teeth hurting
Lurk the street as a slanging street person
Got your girl to show me her hanging beef curtains
I'm a racist jerk who's banging teen virgins
Hoodied up with ripped jeans like Keith Urban
Shit son, I got it wrapped like neat turbans

summa lumma dumma lumma

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I can't fucking focus like a fifth grader on adderall,
All out of time but I ain't even mad at all.
Put it in her puss and make her cooch slap the balls,
Had to have a laugh when your baby brother saw it all.

Weed music and pussy that's all I really care about,
Ain't fucking your girl cause her pussy smells like river trout.
I like to swear in rap cause it really makes a rhyme work,
Go and jerk your gopher like you just did your homework.

>>70952986
4/10

First off I’m thankful for everyone that follows me
And everyone that doubted me can swallow their apology
I’m the kinda’ character that’s written in mythology
Living in the present day it’s in my biology
To rap about equality and the rock mic properly
It’s obvious a lot of you could learn from this philosophy
I’m not a know-it-all I’m full of curiosity
I’m fascinated by the stars and their luminosity
Guided by a prophecy workin’ at full velocity
I grew up the classics class of Sean Connery
My women’s from a James Bond flick I won the lottery
Plus I mold young minds similar to pottery
I just stole your fans better call it in a robbery
I sound so original my clone couldn’t copy me
No this anatomy belongs to a prodigy
Honestly in my mind nobody is toppin’ me

>>70953031
Where can I improve

>>70953061
Your flow is bad and so is your pronunciation of words

>>70952636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ns9pUKOrJ1

>>70953106
Okay, would you say that at least the flow on the first three bars is decent?
I agree that the rest is a mess.

>>70953149
no

>>70953148
10/10

Instrumental?

For years i have traveled
in coldness

But my heart is warm
as the darkened sun above me

Nothing can never take away
what I've seen with these tired eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyeeessss

>>70953148

Greatest rap I've ever listened to.

>>70953187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5TeLtJ83Wc

no one likes my fire :(

>>70952636

10 golden 4ren rari twerk summa hun
yeen even no nan nigga thay yizzin cuz
ketyu slippin wrist twizzin ay ay ay ay

I suck cock and I worship Satan
I dress like Spock and I don't take no hatin'
I'm 2/3 Jewish on my mother's side, the rabbi cowboy bona fide
From way down in Texas where they chase the lasses,
Where all the latinas have thick asses

sayin that you don't want no drama, whydya start it
you don't want no gunplay, why you actin like a target
think you're outta this world, then i can kick your ass inna orbit
right wrist snowy like the arctic, left fist boutta go retarded
introduce your face to some carpet, like you were gonna munch on it
jack your credit card and me & your girl might get us some lunch on it
i love spittin bars but your face makes me wanna spit a bunch of vomit
i heard you was all bark, no bite, yain't got no fight, you'll run from me

>>70953061
you coulda put some breaks in your last 3 bars, it felt like you meant to rhyme teen virgins, Keith Urban, and neat turbans on the "2 and" part of the beat

1 and, 2 and, etc

>>70952986
>>70953061
Hey man Vince here
Work on your flow. You start to go off beat.. it sounds like your rushin.

I recorded myself rapping your lines, check it out. I added some stuff in to make it flow better.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xedbiiHqzu

>>70955282
Holy shit that was sick. You actually do sound like Mr Staples.

>>70954040
True, I got too caught up tryna cram those rhymes in.

DUDE BARS LMAO