why do people think metal is uncool?

>>70916675
Is she eatign fresh concrete what the fuck is that?

>>70916675
>implying it is cool

Corny lyrics and absurd fashion.

>>70916695
Onigiri

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>>70916695
also i assume you meant asphalt

The vocals.

>>70916695
it's clearly rice wrapped in seaweed

have you literally never eaten japanese food before or something

>>70916701
That's the cool part

because they're both wimps and poseurs, and need to leave the hall

To understand metal I think you need to be a molestee, animal abuser or at the very least be a bedwetter, some people had proper upbringings I guess and aren't so bitter about things

>>70916675
Because the fans are annoying as fuck and the songs range from generic myth/fantasy and Satanism.

yall act like that pic is weird but it's basically the same thing as chipotle

>>70917133
probably has less shit inducing properties

>>70917188
>mexican food makes you shit
i have never understood this cultural meme
do americans just have weak stomachs or something?

>>70917260
no they just don't have stomachs for spicy food, which does make you shit if you are not used to it. not american btw. and yes i know not all mexican food is spicy but they put chili on like watermelon candies so you get why a meme would happen

>>70917260
beans nigga

its all for fags

>>70916675
the artists dont really sing about having fun or being happy.

combine that with their usually greasy looks and its not someone you would really want to hang out with.

also like what someone else said the fans.

thats why i like baby metal. got the guitars and metal sound i like, but they arent greasy

>>70916675
because their fans are cringy, same can be said about most genres

>>70917260
>chipotle is mexican food
I'll invite my relatives over from Mexico if you keep implying this type of shit

>>70917260
Whenever I eat spicy mexican food, it gives me the worst shits..
I usually have the clean wipe once shits, but when Mexican food is involved I get the stomach bubblies and have to spend minutes wrapping toilet paper to clean up the mess and soothe the afterburn

>>70917646
>I usually have the clean wipe once shits
what's ur diet senpai, I want to be like you

>>70917667
Just drink plenty of water and reach that fiber quota, shitting will never feel so sweet.

>>70917636
i'm not saying chipotle is authentic mexican, but its american mexican, which everyone acts like gives you the shits, same as actual mexican

>>70916675
Because they are unable to see metal's appeal, so they compensate for it with shitposting against it. Also, loathing it's fanbase isn't a valid argument since almost every fanbase is cancerous to some degree or another.

>>70917601
So for a type of art that's merit is dependent on orchestrating *sounds* in a way that is appealing, you choose to discredit most of it on bases, such as *visual* appeal, that are irrelevant to that?

In other words, you don't like most metal because it's not diluted, gimmicky, and played by cutesy Japanese girls?

You sound like a weeb.

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Is this a Dubu thread?

>>70917875
Fuck, this isn't the KPG. Sorry guys

>>70917601
>fun or happy
WHat's power/folk/heavy metal, faggot?

>usually greasy looks
Are you seriously equating some fans with the musicians themselves? Go back to your kpop generals, weeb.

>like baby metal
You also lack taste, huh? Why am I not surprised.

>>70917769
The metal fanbase is especially badd though.

>>70917601
Metal is and has always been for losers and outcasts.

It has to be literal autism for someone to not see the reasons metal would would be so unappealing to unfamiliar listeners or the want to not be associated with the metalhead image of being a fucking meathead fedoralord.

>>70917894
Not that guy, but I disagree. It's one of the best, tbqh. Sure, there are morons and retards a like, but you have them in every fanbase, metal included. Those metalheads that I've met so far, be it on gigs or outside of them, were quite cool guys to be around with and had varried taste, so it was fun to talk about music, too.

>>70918002
Cramming as much buzzwords in your post as possible isn't a valid argument. Try again.

Because it's cringy as fuck, lyrics all the same, and the fans are stereotypical and cringy as hell.

>>70919900
Are you seriously going to use the word "cringy" as a legit form of criticism? Ironic, ain't it.

>fans are stereotypical
Far from it actually, and you'd know that if you went to gigs.

Anyone have that photo of the Asian holding a pot over her head.

>>70916675
Metal is a bunch of furious smalldick betas who think that raging will distract people from their smalldick beta nature

>>70917875
What in the fuck is a dubu?

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>>70919900
>Cringy

OH NO NOT LE CRINGE

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>>70916675
i used to listen to a lot of metal when i had hard times hooking with girls and used to feel weak, then i started to get laid and even though im still a weak skeleton i stopped fearing a fight, imo metal music is a way to express your unexpressed dionisiac feeling for life, thou some metal albums are really like pick related

>>70916675
for the same reason anyone would? Because it sucks?

The only people who don't like metal are people who are too bitter or lazy to find anything in the genre that they would like.

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>>70916840
precisely my negroid

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>>70916701
wat u mean

I don't think it's uncool. In fact, I think it's very cool. I think it doesn't have many qualities other than being cool. That's why it bores me and I don't listen to it.
I get why people do though.

>>70917636
>>70917260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7u1_2gLng

>>70916675
> Because girls don't like it
> Because pitchfork doesn't like it
> Because Scaruffi doesn't like it
> Because Christgau doesn't like it
> Because they think they're too good for goofy songs about dragons and loud guitar solos
> Because they associate all metal fans with the fedoralords they knew in high school who listened to Lamb of God and wouldn't shut up about it

>>70916675
The fashion is kinda uncool desu.
I like metal though.

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>>70916675
Because most metal is pretty bad. Why should I listen to bad music when I can listen to good music?
Btw, the fanbase and edgy lyrics also contributes.
>pic related

>>70916675
bad music
bad image
even worse people

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>>70921645
so much nu- in this thread

>>70921691
>t. triggered meal babby

because not all of it is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0mq1_OAekA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1YXIdfwX9U

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>>70921691
lol

>>70921743
t. nu-male

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>god metalheads are so cringy, they can't even appreciate the post-verbal brilliance of young thugger

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i can't even tell anymore if the hate for metal on this board is sincere or ironic, i wish i hadn't forced the "at what age did you grow out of metal" meme 5 years ago

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>>70922255

>>70921585
>Scaruffi doesn't like it
(not true by the way)

>>70922543
scaruffi has pretty shit taste in metal, aside from type o

>>70922573
But he liked Vektor and Agalloch

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>>70916675
metal is aesthetic as fuck, including (especially) the absurdity and primitivsm of the cheesy stuff

>>70922632
/mu/ nu-males are behind the curve, its aesthetic is already trendy, popstars wear metal merch all the time and even justin bieber had his logo redesigned with a metal aesthetic

>>70916675
why do you think it IS cool?

>>70916675
that's a big jelly dohnuts

>>70922649
>popstars wear metal merch all the time and even justin bieber had his logo redesigned with a metal aesthetic
>irony just flys over meal babby heads
lol they're laughing at you stupid

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>>70922403
Look at this nu-cuck having cherrypicked pics of fat blackies on the ready

pathetic

>>70922754
what do you expect from kpop weebs?

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>>70916695
Shes eating some freshly baked jelly filled doughnuts

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>>70922780
if you're gonna pick memetier cherrypicks of metla fans do it correctly

And what's with the obsession with fattsos, a projection of some sort, perhaps ?

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>>70922806
these look like some genuine, fun dudes who I would 100% rather hang out with than generic /mu/drone avant-teens

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>>70922903
this is some low effort baiting man, is this your first time making a shitposting thread?

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>>70916701
lol

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>>70922942

>>70916675
Everyone wants to be a nigger

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>>70922942
relax m8. we're just having some fun at your expense. pic related, lmao at your whole life

>>70922971
> you will never get fucked up with Lemmy in the 80s

LAWD SAVE ME FROM THESE FEELS

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>>70916704
Why is it so huge. Why would you eat a thing of rice that large?

>>70925006
see >>70917133

>>70925042
its really not basically the same thing

>>70922632
i should take up regis some day

>>70925493
>big and amorphous
>mostly rice
>eat with hands

>>70916675
Metal isn't meant to be "cool". If you listen to metal to look cool or tough then you're probably a bitch ass poser.

>>70925608
so yeah no, not close at all