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Imagine being John Lennon in the studio and having to be all

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Imagine being John Lennon in the studio and having to be all like "damn, Yoko, you fuckin' sing like an angel, all out of pitch with a voice that sounds like 8 cats getting slammed over the head with a suitcase". I am so glad i married this atrocity exhibition." when all he really wants to do is fuck his 16 year old fans like back in the day. Like seriously imagine having to be John and not only sit in that chair while Yoko caterwauls and looks at you with a glare so narrow she could be blindfolded by dental floss, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that screech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking voice but her haughty attitude and sit there like the cuck you are and say "THATS GREAT" and "DAMN, WHY DONT SING ON THIS TRACK WITH ME??" because you dont want to admit that the other Beatles were right and this cunt turned you into a little bitch. You were fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and beating your first wife for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the decrepit shipyards of Liverpool. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can hear Paul laughing as she sticks her reptilian tongue into your mouth and your penish shrivels to the size of a pin. And then the producer calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in the world with your socialist message before you could be found out, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking Cuck. You're not going to admit your mistake. Just bear it. Hide your shame and bear it.
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>Imagine
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best post Beatles albums were by Paul
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>>70910444

trips of truth
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pretty good edit, 8/10
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>>70910444
Debatable. George had some great shit. But I shouldn't argue with trips.

Overall: Paul > George >> Ringo >>> Lennon
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>>70911122

All Things Must Pass has some good moments but its a slog to get through. I prefer his second album.

Johns first album is great but i hate the production and the asininity of the songwriting in his follow ups.

Ringo had some fun songs.
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>>70911289
George and Paul have always felt like they were in a different league songwriting wise to the other two. I would have loved if they could have written stuff with Brian Wilson in his prime like Paul always wanted to.
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>>70910977
i'd jizz on her stomach desu

gotta put a bag over that face tho
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>>70911352
>George

I disagree with that.

Blue Jay Way is one of the worse Beatles songs. Add For You Blue, Piggies and I Me Mine to the list too.
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It's a good effort but Lennon was in love with that crazy bitch on a level most of us probably can't even comprehend.
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>>70911352
I wouldn't say Paul felt like he's on another league compared to Lennon, at least within the Beatles. Lennon wrote Strawberry Fields, which while not my personal favourite Beatles song (that's Rocky Raccoon) is still I think their greatest track.
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>>70911552

Is that why he cheated on her and agreed to an open relationship?

He wanted a mother figure to replace his lost one.
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>>70911352
What?? I know Lennon was a pretentious hippie and and unbalanced asshole, but he made the Beatles' most creative and rewarding songs. Paul made great stuff, but a lot of the time you could hear that he wasn't willing to venture outside of his writing formula.
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"What happened," John explained, "is that Eppy just kept on and on at me. Until one night I finally just pulled me trousers down and said to him: 'Oh, for Christ's sake, Brian, just stick it up me fucking arse then.'
"And he said to me, 'Actually, John, I don't do that kind of thing. That's not what I like to do.'
"'Well,' I said, 'what is it you like to do, then?'
"And he said, 'I'd really just like to touch you, John.'
"And so I let him toss me off."
And that was that. End of story.
"That's all, John" I said. "Well, so what? What's the big fucking deal, then?"
"Yeah, so fucking what! The poor bastard. He's having a fucking hard enough time anyway." This was in reference to the "butch" dockers who, on several recent occasions, had rewarded Brian's advances by beating him to a bloody pulp.
"So what harm did it do, then, Pete, for fuck's sake?" John asked rhetorically. "No harm at all. The poor fucking bastard, he can't help the way he is."
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>>70910344

But Lennon genuinely thought that about Yoko
The joke would work better with Paul
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>>70911594
>I wouldn't say Paul felt like he's on another league compared to Lennon
I meant they always felt that way to me
>>70911610
I just don't like most of the songs he wrote by himself and I feel like a lot of his creative contributions to Paul's songs made them worse.
>>70911442
>Blue Jay Way is one of the worse Beatles songs.
Fair point.
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>>70910393

One weekend in 1968, Paul arrived in L.A. on some Apple business. Of course, it's not all work and no play when Macca is in town. According to companion and business associate Ron Kass, Paul staged something he called "The Paul McCartney Black and White Minstrel Show" in a Beverly Hills Hotel. One can only assume what went on: 2 rooms + one call girl + one young hollywood starlet + one cute but far from innocent Beatle = I've never been good at math, haha. But that's not all! Apparently Peggy Lipton and Linda (then Eastman, obviously) had both called (separately, mind you) to say that they were in town as well and wanted to stop by. Lucky Linda got there first, and got to sail away with Paul and spent what she called a "dirty weekend" with him.
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I'll take Love for 500, OP.
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>>70911652

> “We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton. We’d stay overnight and we’d all sit in armchairs and we’d put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we’d all wank. What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘Winston Churchill.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.” - Paul McCartney

Wouldnt surprise me
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How much of a cuck is Ringo to still be friends with George after he caught him in bed with his wife?
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