What was the worst hair metal band? I say Poison

All of them. I pray to the Lord every night, thanking him for the rise of grunge and our savior, Kurt Cobain.

>hair metal
>bad
wew next you'll say glam was shit too

They were all the worst.

>>70903793
>Grunge
>Savior
You must be joking.

>>70903714

Talk dirty to me.

>>70904332
fuck off nonce

>>70903851
>>70903793

Hair metal is secretly patrician. Technical, especially the solos, without losing pop-appeal. Glam metal tracks still go hard.

>>70903793
>>70903851
destroy yourselves fantano drones

Grunge is just repackaged Hair metal.

OOPS. Forgot spoilers for >>70903793

Pearl Jam's Ten honestly sounds like glam metal.

>>70905264
I've been hating on hair and glam metal since 2003. Only good thing that came from it was Pantera.

>>70905368
Pearl Jam's Ten honestly sounds like shit.

>>70905227

All the singers wanted to be David Lee Roth and all the guitarist wanted to be Edward Van Halen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLGEYPOhK6w

>>70905432

Crazy how a single band spawned an entire popular sub-genre.

>>70905350
it's like the opposite of glam metal.

Glam metal:
>powerful vocals
>technical solos
>catchy riffs
>intense emotions
>theatrical performances
>flamboyant fashion
>bold, self-confident, devil-may-care attitude
>fun

Grunge:
>mumblewhine
>grumblewhimper
>muddy sound
>noriffs
>weak everything
>sloppy fashion
>unattractive everyone
>lumberjack cosplay
>self-pitying insecure losers

>>70905368

Thats not that surprising consider their origins of Mother Love Bone:

Are you a Stardog Champion?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7CPIXnaeeQ

>>70905449

it could also be said that early VH also spawned shred/thrash metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-DYM7JvMA

>>70905455
you forgot

Glam Metal
>Dead of a drug overdose at age 40
>Band continues despite loss of 90% of members well into the 2010s

>>70905455
Go to bed, Gene Simmons.

>>70905966

Gene Simmons was an above average bassist during the 70s, there's nothing you can say about that.

Guns n Roses was the closest one of those bands came to being tolerable. The rest are all equally bad.

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>Poison
>worst glam band
Boy you haven't even listened to Glam
either Nitro or Helter Skelter i would say is the worst

There is no worst glam metal band. All glam metal is good.

>>70905214
What?

>>70905455
>it's like the opposite of glam metal.
And it's just as bad.

>>70905384
This.

>>70905432
And this.

>>70905455
Axl pls

stryper

Stryper
christian glam

>>70903714
It's a race to the bottom.

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>>70903714
>What was the worst hair metal band?

>>7097375
Poison had a few songs that were OK if not funny.

I think Stryper and Cinderella were the worst offenders.

I like Steel Panther because they're hilarious.

>>70903714
see >>70909181

>>70903714
EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN
Yeah I agree their awful.

>>70903714
Pantera

Poison is the worst
Ratt is the best