This is Björk. Say something nice to her.

Nice rump you've got there, ma'am

Why's she dressed like such a fucking slut?

>>70875934
I like her feet in this picture

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>>70875977
>he's a feet guy

BRRRRAAAAAP

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>>70875934
>mfw I have that exact same instrument

>>70875985
>he's not

For a long time i just assumed she was asian because of her chink eyes.
Turns out her mom just drank a lot of alcohol while pregnant

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>ywn be the boy she sings about in cocoon

>>70875977
hello big guy

yikes that hand

HOT

THICK

>>70875985
>he's a fur guy

Bjork made me cum pretty hard on multiple occasions

>>70875934
if it aint bjork dont fix it

I bet she likes linking park

>>70875934
H-hey..so how bout Ricardo guy? That w-was...uh...
Is it hot or just you in here? H-heh...um...I'm sorry.

greatest female artist of all time

>>70876012
double digit iq subhuman Americuck spotted

>>70875977
Kill yourself degenerate

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You walk into your room and find this. What do?

>>70875934
cute

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>>70875953
fpbp

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>>70876822
Tell me you wouldn't fuck that rabbit if she asked...

>>70876012
you sure is smart

>>70875934
no this is bjork like a trillion years ago, now she is too old to be attractive, get over it deluded faggot

>>70875934
I wonder how often does she masturbate

>>70881252
wow thanks for correcting us. I did not realize

>>70881280
it really seems so

>>70881120
No, I wouldn't.

>>70875934
i wanna tear a hole in her dress with my boner and pjork her until her head smashes thru the wall

then i'd probably cuddle and smooch her afterward idk

>>70875934
Back to the containment thread
>>>/hr/2839663

>>70875934
All but 1 (o|\|e) of your albums has been good.

fuck you, you untalented hipster whore. your music is as braindead as your fanbase of drooling manchildren. if just more björk-fans got offended by her fucking niggers and anhero'd on cam, her entire fanbase would be oblivirated and she go bankrupt, since no normal person wants to listen to her horrible rendition of elevator muzak

>>70882427
reply

>>70875985
>iwtftb

hello bjork i agree w u about joni mitchell and just bought a copy of don juan's reckless daughter

>>70875934
M'lady!

>>70875934
>Say something nice to her
in Icelandic ....without using Google translate.

Protip: You can't.

Fuq niggas

>>70875985
i'm also a bunny guy

>>70875934
Hvar er bókasafnið?

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>>70875957
The nature of being a woman is dressing provocatively.

what dat mouf do?

>>70875934
How do you stay about a million times cooler than GrimesMonkey?

>>70876822
>Not wanting to ____ the rabbit
Pleb

>>70882427
(You)

>>70875934
hey bjork, wanna share some of your toblerone with me?

>>70875934
I want her to tickle my pickle if ya get what i'm sayin

>>70875985
>he is a furry

>>70882427
>got offended by her fucking niggers and anhero'd on cam

Haven't seen that video in forever. Good times.

>>70887156
I don't get it