Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels/ Sampha's 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 6
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here
Why is this still a thing? lmao
>>70873237
Shill probably gets paid with too many pics of Zoe's feet for him to stop
>>70873231
This thread stands with Dr. Luke and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
>>70873424
fake and gay
>>70873231
>posted 1 hour ago
>4 replies
kek, nobody gives a shit about those Beyonce-worshipping hipsters.
So sexual
>>70873231
>>70873237
>>70873328
>>70873548
>>70874108
>>70874342
literally all the same guy aka samefag
>>70874762
>7 posts
>6 posters
Are you a fucking retard?
And now it's going to be 7 posters because of me.
>>70874843
hit a nerve, my nig? got you scared
literally who
>>70874870
literally no to all of that
teen daze album looks aight
>>70876385
let the thread die, faggot
>>70876416
just hide the thread, nazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N8fDRA4Eq0
>>70876416
nah lol
>>70876428
That's the point, you brainlet
>>70876871
wut
hide =/= die
Syd 8.1
The Menzingers 6.5
Teen Daze 7.5
Sinkane 7.3
Carsten Jost 7.0