>Joy Division >this shit ain't joyful at all

desu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Dolls

>Radiohead

>I'm using headphones

>>70867385
oh

>pink Floyd
>none of the album covers are pink
>no one in the band named Floyd
Rebbit trash

>>70866918
possibly the worst thread on /mu/ right now

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>>70866918
>the Doors
>were actually 4 white guys

>>70867445
crème de la crème

>the beatles
>all members were human
get the fuck out of here

>Death Grips
>Death grips what? Certainly not my interest because of how much this shit sucks.

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>sleep
>members were awake when recording their songs
be honest guys

> Bass Drum of Death
> More than just a bass drum

>>70867592
What would they even be?

>black sabbath
>all members were white
what were they thinking?

>>70867671
I'm assuming he meant the Grecian Titan condemned to holding the Earth on his shoulders.

The Be Atles

>>70867671
see >>70867711

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>car seat headrest

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You can make a joke with practicaly any band, so this thread is pretty stupid.

Anyway
>Red House Painters
>They haven't event painted a single house, and even less a red one

>>70867730
They're not cars, they're not seats, but they certainly make my headrest!

>>70867744
lmfao

>the Melvins
>not even a single member named Melvin
you've got to be fucking kidding me

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>band is called Can
>they Did

>>70867785
they named the band the name of their coworker everybody there hated

>>70867881
>joke thread
>post part of the bands biography as response to a simple joke
i'm afraid you just don't get it mate

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>Daft Punk
>They're intelligent and they don't play punk

>>70867826
Holy fucking shit

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>>70866918
>Modest mouse
>They are fucking humans
>Haughty humans

>>70868574
>They are fucking humans
no no, it's modest, not molest

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>Queens of the Stone Age

>actually dudes, not royalty, living in the present

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>Pelican
>not a bird to be found anywhere

>Boards of Canada
>they're fucking Scottish

>Irish Rovers
>They're mostly Canadian

>>70867385
>>70867445
>>70867671
>>70867881
you're better than this guys

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>father john misty
>not a father
>not named john
>not even misty
smdh

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>Danny Brown
>Black

>Gorillaz
>they're actually all human

>Kanye West
>lives in Cali

>The Killers
>None were arrested for homicide

>>70868879
i just realized im fucking retarded

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>Danny Brown
>is actually brown

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> Weezer
> Sing whole song without running out of breath

>the smiths
>not one of them have ever forged anything out of metal

>Animal Collective
>shit collecting dust on my shelf

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>>70866918
>sublime
>actually pretty bad

>The Strokes
>none of the members have had strokes

>>70867445
You're just jealous I made a good joke in the OP. Kill yourself, retard.

>>70868599
kek

>Childish Gambino
>mostly acts mature
>not a member of the Gambino crime family
Did he even try?

>The Roots
>Aren't actually plants.

>Swans
>Are actually humans

>>70869030
I'm pretty sure Human Sadness is just a recording of Julian having a stroke.

>>70867743
why the fuck would they only paint houses red?

>>70869480
>Julian Casablancas + The Voidz
>It's just Julian and other humans, not actual voids

>queens de la stone age
>non

>>70868811
I like learning the actual origins of the band names though

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>The Ramones
>They're actually named Ramone

>$uicideboy$
>still alive

>kendrick lamar
>his name is actually kendrick lamar duckworth

>>70869636
>also not boys but disturbingly immature young men

>>70869636
>kendrick lamar duckworth
>is arguably worth 2 or more ducks

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>>70867667
>Bass drum of death
>The bass drum has never killed anyone
REEEEEE

>Big Black
>3 white guys and a drum machine, none of which are particularly large

>Crash Test Dummies
>actually musical dummies

>>70866918
>The Pixies
>all of them are human

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>>70869904
>The Pixies

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>the band
>is actually a band

>>70869506
i think it means they only paint houses that are already red. WTF do they have against red paint?

>>70869927
>the beach boys
>actually boys on a beach

>>70869941
red isn't a great color for a house desu

>>70870009
it's pretty good for barns

>>70870009
Where im from houses are all colours of the rainbow and red does actually look pretty nice. I can see it looking bad if all the other houses are white tho

>>70869030
>The strokes
>no boner

>jethro tull
>that nigga dead for centuries

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>>70867826
Under-fucking-rated

>Devo
>they're all men

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>>70867826

>Talking Heads
>they sing

>>70867826
best post of this thread

>Captain Beefheart
>wasn't a captain
>didn't have a heart made of beef
hmmm

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>Nine Inch Nails
>clips theit nails before they get that long

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read it in his voice, lol

>in fact, I might go as far as to say it's the opposite of joyful
>they oughtta call it "Joyless Division"
>shit's a misnomer man, all I'm sayin

>>70870525
>Rammstein
>all members are human
>not a single ramming stone in sight
>not even in their crazy live shows

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>Aphex Twin
>Not a twin

>The Ramones
>they're actually all called Ramones

wtf i thought this was a mem

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>>70867826
Ayyy

>>70870571
put two and two together, man. they're stage names

>>70870543
Is that texas holy shit I need that shirt

>>70870763
wtf i hate Ramones now

>>70869022
>Sublime
>Not actually relevant to the process of a gas becoming a solid

>Mike Love
>Is universally hated

>John Balance
>couldn't

What did he mean by this?

>...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

>found out about them on rym

>>70867602
underrated bait

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>Zomby
>his career is dead

>>70871851
but he lives on after death, every time we call fantano a melon

>>70871746
But, while you were alive, wich is to say while you're getting closer to your death.

>ac/dc
>this shit is actually pretty electric, 10/10 would listen again

>the La's
>don't go "la la la"

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>Neon Indian
>He's actually Mexican

>Type O Negative
>none of the members are blood type o negative

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>>70867826

>>70866918
>King Krule


>not a king
>seems like a pretty cool guy

>>70868762
>Of Montreal
>they're from Georgia, of all places.

>>70869636
>dead boys
>only one of them is dead

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>21 pilots
>2 fuckin idiots, neither possessing a pilot's license.

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>red hot chili peppers
but they're not vegetables lmfao

>>70867744
Kek

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>Dead
>dies

>>70868879
>>70868915
Thank you that laugh anon, holy shit

>>70871746

underrated

>The Smiths
>none of them were metalworkers

>Barry White
>is black

>the beatles
>couldn't even keep a beat

the 60s were a lie

>Frank Ocean
>isnt an honest, sincere, and direct ocean

>The Cure
>actually makes me sick

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>>70873294
Here's the other 19

>>70869568
You're capable of feeling guilt. You will suffer with our band name.

>>70870470
Debatable

>Radiohead
>Certainly not picking up any frequencies

>>70875323
damn...

>>70875190
There's an alternate universe where Morrissey is fat and leads a hair metal band called The Blacksmiths

>Have A Nice Life
>very sad

>>70875440
>World Unite Lucifer Youth Foundation
>makes one album and fucks off

>>70869979
Actually Brian Wilson was terrified of the ocean so no.

>>70868854
>>70868932
not sure what to believe...

>>70875324
Even if you were a victim of circumstance, you must suffer until you become one of ((("""us"""))).

>Sonic Youth
>they're all old

>Tame Impala
>not a car but Currents definitely drove me crazy

>Ratatat
>much more than I expected

>>70872094
Don't they? Because it's been years since I've listened to them, but they definitely sound like a band who would exagerate on the la la las

>The Postal Service
>only delivered once

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>St. Vincent
>is actually named Anne Erin Clark and she's a pathological liar narcissist dyke, so definitely not a saint

>badbadnotgood
>bad, bad, not good

>>70875545
ok but so many of their early songs are about surfing/the beach

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>Animal Collective
>is actually a collection of humans

>>70874811
Kek

>>70869686
Pffff

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>four tet
>it's one guy

>>70869719
:D

>>70871746
haha

>Eagles of Death Metal
>actually Humans of Hard Rock

>The Cars

More like The Humans.

>>70867602
woah did you just really. Insult. THE dead grips?

>>70866918
>Linkin Park
>No parks are ever linked in

>Sisters of Mercy

They aren't sisters and their music is played mercilessly at goth clubs.

>Dire Straits

They're probably doing pretty well for themselves.

>Tom Petty

One hopes he's above such behavior.

>>70869636
>Suicide
???

>>70869013
Underrated post

>Blue Oyster Cult

They aren't blue, they aren't oysters and they don't have enough members to be a cult.

>>70876547
but man is an animal

>Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
>they usually play in well illuminated places and basically never use a proper orchestra

>>70866918
>Ronnie james dio
>not a jojo reference

>>70878422
>>70871693
Man is the animal.

>>70870783
http://finesoutherngentlemen.com/store/southernpleasures

>>70867826
English is my 27th language, I don'tget it

>Aphex Twin
>It's one person

>>70879304
>Kate Bush
>really does not shave

>Prince
>his father wasn't a king

>>70879459
>The Smashing Pumpkins
>only one of them is a pumpkin and he doesn't smash

>The Cure
>Not only they did not cure my depression, i'm more depressed than ever now.

>Rich Kids On LSD
>Aren't actually rich

>The Mountain Goats
>The one human

>>70876496
Yeah and I want to say Brian Wilson only surfed once or twice and it was for advertisements. He wasn't really a beach boy.

>The Microphones
>The Sad Man

>>70879580
>The Microphones
>Is actually just one guy
>He's not a microphone

>>70880122
>Mount eerie
>Is actually just one guy
>He's not an eeire mountain

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>swans
>actually people

>>70879450
she does

>>70866918
When you divide the little joy you have, what your left with is next to being non existent.

>iamamiwhoami
>what? who is this