Rap Battle Thread

your ma flogs her mutton
your da's on the labour

op again
i can see that yall chicken
i can't really blame u
just look at my spittin
gawd daym

I'm rollin in here to spit some rhymes
I used to roll up and commit some crimes
rap battles usually ain't my thing
but today I'll throw my hat in the ring.

>>70866935
i grab ur hat and cum in it
then i put my bum in it
take a shit, shuffle it
then put it back on ur dumbass head

>>70866935
Your ass is on the line boii
wanna get roasted by my rhymes goyim?
A hustle you can't win
my flow like a dropkick to the chin!

>>70867071
my flow like a cumshot to the chin
somethin ud take with a grin
don't take it from me, u should take it from him >>70866935
i guarentee he'd tell u the same fuckin thin'

>>70867121
Imma take your dick like a king
knowing you're just a lil virgin,
dis gon' make ya moan and grown
let dem tiny wieners come

i enter the ring with my two feet
i enter the rap game with two beats
i'm pretty much mc radiohead
and after this you will be radiodead

>>70867226
you mean let them cum*
all over your face
*achoo*
i'm allergic to gays
speaking of gays i heard you had aids
maybe now u'll change ur ways

>>70867250
enter ring with two feet, u leavin wit nun
i cut off ur feet, hands, left asscheek, and the place where u cum
toss it in a pot fill it up with my spum
boil at 350 degrees dats how u make faggot soup son

>>70867377
ooga booga that what u say
little do u know that u gay
i'll give you a rope and a mission
go the way of joy division

imma suck a nigga dick and slurp the balls dry
make my homie finish right into my lazy eye
scoff out the booty like it's a pizza pie
imma gay nigga I ain't even tryna lie

>>70867377
Leave rappin to the adults,
you gon' get nowhere with dem weakass insults
destined to leave as a corpse
all dead and helpless, gettin' ass raped with force

>>70867449
fuck joy division
u the typa nerdy faggot ass who take math class and enjoy division
calculate the angle and precision my dick hits ur innards at while i split ur sack with some scissors
bich nigger

>>70867601
you hurt my feelings
now you gonna eat these orange peelings
you got scissors i got pliers
rip your dick open when shit gets dire

>>70867516
getting ass raped, for me thats some sickery
for ur bich ass that's a weekly activity
when u speak on me best speak on me civily
me an ur mom get the freak on like giggidy

>>70867717
dats it homie i bring the whole fuckin toolbox
strip ur ass bare till u got no fuckin tubesocks
no intruders, i keep the room locked
and outside the room keep a big fuckin boombox so the neighbours don't hear u scream to the rooftops

>>70867780
Yo dis my last try
You gon' make a nigga cry
So dis a heartbroken goodby
I wanna die

>>70867938
peace nigga

>>70867905
you rap like a swedish
and please do that, it's my fetish
i'm a kinky motherfucker
but what i am not is a mother fucker

>>70866054
shut the fuck up, you're a waste of my motherfucking time
And you're cutting into your mother's fucking time

I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM

>>70868053
fuck that
i fuck ur mother, fucker
ur gay ass a brotherfucker
u and >>70867498 probably hook up and suck each other, and cuck each other by getting buttfucked by other lovers

>>70868108
unloaded lux makes an appearance
steals bars so that he can, feel comfortable speakin
no need to steal bro, my bars are on clearance
cuz i can cut em half off and still leave with ur rear end

>>70868123
i quit
you shit
i hate you
i hate myself