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100% unrealistic

Imagine getting out of work
Then a person of dubious sexual attractiveness (what we think of you is irrelevant- she clearly has specific taste) tries to hit on you over the voices of hundreds of other mindless fans
right in front of your bandmate that you have a child with
and you just want to go back to your trailer
not fuck a random stranger halfway around the globe from home

You know what kind of man fucks a musician? A guy she met at the coffee shop who seemed nice. Not a guy in her band t-shirt.

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youre not being very realistic i think she is quite attractive tho
>Who would you like to smash?

pic

>>70852490
I don't know man I think she probably hooks up with guys after concerts. She seems pretty degenerate.

>>70852490
this lol

>>70852559
I don't know what it is about her, she's kinda ugly but I still want to smash her so bad

>>70852589
>>70852382
Post a picture of yourself

>>70852589
She's pretty normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsc4-U_uPJA

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>>70852635

She seriously has the GOAT stomach
and she's had a fucking kid too

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>>70852635
My face isn't especially attractive but I'm OK looking, probably like 6.5/10. Like I said though, I'm planning on getting /fit/ so this is a part of my 3-4 year stretch plan. Also I'm 6'6" so that helps I think.

>>70852689
Planning haha
Good luck but you should get some more realistic goals, there are more attractive girls that are much easier to get

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>>70852689
being 6'6 doesn't help anywhere outside a basketball court, you're a freak my mans

>>70853419
t. manlet

>>70852382
>>70852559
>>70852689
this thread makes me really sad for some reason

>>70852589
She is quite literally playing a character

>>70852689
Do it anon. You probably won't get her, but getting /fit/ and all will get you lots of hotter girls as consolation prize

>>70852490
Well Put

>>70852659
Ur a degenerate

>>70852382
I think she is engaged with the other member of die antwoord

>>70852490
>right in front of your bandmate that you have a child with
I don't think they care too much about that. I don't know the name of the clip, but there's a recent music video in which Yolandi makes out with a girl. I know the girl personally (she is from Paraguay, I'm from Buenos Aires and she's lived here) and she/is was Ninja's girlfriend at that time

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>>70852635

>>70852382
>>70852689
I met Yolandi when I was a freshman in highschool and from what I saw she acted like a very normal 'adult' when not on stage. What I'm saying is you probably have the same chance with her as a tired girl getting off the subway except with competition.