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ITT: How to attract poseurs 2017-02-06 10:52:28 Post No. 70849508
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>get a compilation
Poseurs are too lazy to actually explore genres so they really like it when people pick out their favorites and put it in a convenient LP format for them to "listen"
>pick bad poorly-recorded music from a poor non-white countries, preferably something "groovy" or "esoteric"
Poseurs like this because it give them cred among their poseur circles such as RYM and /daily/
>Give it a colorful cover, preferably with a minority juking and jiving on it like pic related
All of this will help make their chart look good and better than everyone elses
And voilà! There you have it! The ultimate poseur bait! Please feel free to say anything if I'm missing any important steps.
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I FUCKING LOVE ED SHEERAN & COLDPLAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>70849555
And you know what's the sad part about it? People who listen to those artists are more authentic and sincere than the people who listen to this shite!
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>>70849508
thanks for reccing this comp bro, it's pretty good. listening to it right now
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>>70850008
stop doing that >:^(
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Compilations are often the only convenient way to get material that wasn't released in album format.
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>>70850161
I dont care
Buy the original presses
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>>70850176
I don't have the money or time to go hunt down a bunch of jazz 45s that are probably near extinct. Not that owning West End Blues on vinyl wouldn't be fucking awesome, but I barely have the money to feed myself.
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>>70850231
heres two solutions 4u
1. quit being poor
2. get a new hobby
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>>70849508
Rockist spotted. It's okay, diagnosis is the first step to treatment.
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>>70850251
no u
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>>70850176
A lot of people would never hear this music if it wasn't for compilations so fuck off. A lot of people hear a comp and then explore the bands they like on it further.
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How are you idiots falling for bait this transparent? I came in here to give him a 0 and tell him that no one would fall for his shit but clearly the joke's on me. Are you morons for real?
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>>70851970
wait a minute.....how is OP wrong here?
seems like a pretty solid argument here
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>>70851970
Because there are enough deluded little poseurs here, like this one >>70851988 who aren't even aware of it and are just happy to see all the other supposed poseurs called out.
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>>70852157
Dude, that's the same guy. Holy shit. If I knew /mu/ was this easy to bait I wouldn't be posting genuinely.
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