/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Who makes these shitty threads? Don't you ever get tired?

>>70835745
name a more relevant and prolific review site

>>70835814
>Tool - Lateralus 1.9
>Metallica - St. Anger 0.8

This site is shit, fuck hipsters.

>>70835851
literally not what I asked

>>70835851
You're right; Metallica should have gotten 0.0

>>70835851
metallica is shit

more like lady caca

>>70835706
This thread stands with Dr. Luke and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

>>70835970
what are you fucking gay?

>>70835706
>>70835745
>>70835814
>>70835851
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>>70836185
samefag

>>70836209
>10 posts
>8 posters
Well, now 9 since I joined

>>70836266
i know you're just one guy. i recognize your tone.

I know it's only Feb, but what are the biggest releases expected with year with AOTY potential

>tfw pitchfork found your bandcamp and gave you a 9.7

feels good man

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>>70836299
beach house rarities compilation

>>70836304
>Pitchfork giving anything as high as a 9.7 ever again
Kek

>>70836304
Go to bed, win

fuck this bitch

>>70836296
Except I'm not. You keep telling yourself that, faggot.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Julie Byrne 8.3 BNM by Jenn Pelly
Mega Bog 7.4 by Quinn Moreland
Tobin Sprout 6.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Oso Oso 7.8 by Ian Cohen

also

M. Lamar/Hunter Hunt-Hendrix - Funeral Doom Spiritual 7.7

Julie Byrne looks so pretty

>>70837278
mad bc i'm right

>>70835898
>>70835932
This. All these drumpf supporting guitar noise making straight white male bands deserve 0/10

>julie byrne review
>uterus
>planned parenthood
>trump
>"woman of color"
>hidden figures
>harriet tubman on $20 bill
>trayvon's birthday

IS HHH PITCHFORK PATRICIAN AGAIN???

Is that Julie Byrne record good? The review said it's like Phil Elverum and I like that

>>70838194
nah just bland girl singer shit. she has a pretty face and a pretty voice but boring songs.

>>70838232
Thanks. I'm always skeptical of p4k buzz bands that I know nothing about. It's usually worth listening to if Fantano likes it too

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Why are there so many Stranger Things news articles on p4k?
There are plenty of other shows and movies with good soundtracks that never get mentioned by the site, seems a bit STRANGE.

>>70837639
(You)

>>70839103
twin peaks too

>>70838258
b8

>8:46 am
>Thread is still up
Which one of you autists keeps bumping?

>>70838194
I really love it but I am fan of her and cozy singer/songwriter folk in general. I completely understand that a lot of people will find it boring. She's a very good writer and is very strong melodically.

>>70839103
because p4k is sadly just another cross-posting content site

>>70839103
bc ppl click on the stories

bernie would've won

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What do you think they will give to new Elbow album

Probably not too high score since Pitchfork doesn't seem to like them very much

We're up to six BNMs this year
How would you guys rank them?

>>70844768
>being this pathetic

p4k shill = shabbos goy

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occasional reminder:
+@ were robbed
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
i miss good content guy so much

>>70847804
This thread stands with Dr. Luke and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

>>70848597
fake and gay

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>>70839103
They get a lot of networks/labels/artists/advertisers doing this to them

>>70847804
Charli XCX is a pampered hot little millenial piece of ass and I want to do things to her butthole and vagina that are probably illegal.

When is Pitchfork giving something a 0 again

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>>70850237
tell me more about this proposition, anon...

>>70835851
Actually St Anger was terrible, but whoever reviewed laterals is a human tire fire.

>>70850252
Whenever they feel like they haven't reviewed any new and trendy music in a while they'll slap a well established artist with a 0.0 just to keep that edge sharp. I hope its Kanye.

>>70850252
>>70850789
a 0.0 isn't really edgy, it's more of a joke score. has it ever been doled out in earnest?

glimpses of old p4k flashed by in the reviews of those pixies eps from a couple of years back. a 3.X is a merciful bullet to the head; a 1 or 2.0 is utter evisceration

everyone here is gay but me

love /p4k/

dubs and i go to the grocery store

>>70835814
carles.buzz

>>70853003
i went anyway

>>70854005
what'd you get?

>>70854968
vegetables and bread products mostly

i did get some trail mix which is pretty kickass

>>70855039
get a life next time

>>70855091
what did he mean by this?

what if after all that bumping, this thread gets archived before tonight's reviews go up. wouldn't that be funny?

>>70855888
I won't let that happen.

>>70855970
sage

did the p4k shill die?

>>70856513
no. we just beat him with our troll bullshit. would you want to spend every night with us?

I See You > Culture > Process > Nothing Feels Natural > Not Even Happiness

literally no white men have been given a bnm this year

inb4
>jamie xx
>el-p

white indie is dead.

>>70856513
Who do you think keeps posting these threads?

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
T2 Trainspotting: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 7.5 by Stacey Anderson
Porcelain Raft 6.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears 6.0 by Elias Leight
Matthew Shipp Trio 7.2 by Marc Masters
RAMZi 7.6 by Andy Beta

>>70857354
the good guys.

holy shit how did this thread keep going all day?