ITT: Which musician would win in a fight?

Panda bear literally killed two guys and a small child in the past

I'm def going with Panda for this 1

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Michael Gira vs MC Ride

>>70831678
Panda Bear is literally a nazi fascist he wins.

>>70831934
I like DG more but Mc Ride is like 80 lbs and Gira plays football

>>70831934
gira is 62 so i'd say ride

>>70831956
>ride is like 80lbs
have you seen that guys stature, he's fuckin ripped. Plus he probably has retard strength

>>70831678
Panda Bear is literally the biggest pussy in music so I guess the other guy

>>70831934
Gira definitely

>>70831934
>>70831956
>>70832013
I mean 80's Gira btw.

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Anthony Fantano or ohhellfire?

>>70832074
Sadly Fantano with his porkchop body.

Oh Hellfire might sneak a shiv into the fight though, that kid has the X factor.

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Chris Cornell or jeff buckley

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>>70831678
Panda.
>>70831934
Ride. Gira is too gentle nowadays.

>>70832103
See >>70832065

Also, Isaac Brock, no question. Pretty sure he was arrested for attempted murder at one point, and he may or may not have raped someone.

>>70832101
Cornell is 6.1, Jeff is 5.6

I'd say Cornell

>>70832074
ohhellfire bc the whole /mu/ is backing him up

>>70832160
Plus jeff is probably a bitch

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Kim Gordon vs. Kira Roessler

>>70832132
Yea but Pollard is an alcoholic. Pretty sure he had more fights than Brock.

>>70832101
cornell is fucking beefy boy, buckley is the kid in the back of the classroom

>>70832176
Kim I guess

>>70832132
>80s Gira

Gira then.

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What about Chris Cornell or Eddie Vedder.This is a tough one Chris is practically a giant to him but Eddie is known for his climbing

That blue haired anime girl versus the bassist from gorillaz

>>70832186
True but Isaac Brock was hardcore into crystal meth for a good duration of his career. I'd Isaac wins in a clean fight, but drunken Pollard vs methhead Isaac is really any man's guess.

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Peter Steele vs Glenn Danzig

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKIN GO

>>70832248
why not trent reznor vs glenn danzig

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>>70832225
Heres Eddie climbing.

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Jeff Mangum vs Adolf Hitler

Winner gets Anne Frank

>>70832239
morrissey prob, bc the cure dude is wearing lipstick..

>>70832248
>6.5 vs 5.2
are you kidding me

>>70832240
Brock was a methhead during their first 3 albums? I didn't know that. This makes their music even more interesting to me.

>>70832248
>HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Glenn Danzig is 5'4 and probably weighs no more than 150

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>>70832300
Eva Braun vs Anne Frank

>>70832275
there seems to be more of a theme between Danzig and Steele considering their bands both have that goth punk thing going

>>70832325
he looks a lot bigger in pics lmao

>>70832300
kek

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>>70832299
Eddie would climb out of reach so Cornell couldn't get him

>>70832350
Malkmus looks a foot taller.
He would BTFO Corgan's melon head like he BTFO of the Smashing Pumpkins on Range Life.

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>>70832358
Then Eddie would leap and do his finisher on Cornell

>>70832350
malkmus easily

>>70832395
wtf did he died

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It had to be done

Battle of the ugly bitches, let's go!

>>70832350
The malkyman would fuck that porkchop up

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>>70832395
Once Vedder is attached.Cornell is fucked

Ian MacKaye vs. Henry Rollins
Tony Iommi vs. Robert Plant
Oneohtrix Point Never and Aphex Twin vs. Boards Of Canada
Kevin Shields vs. Thurston Moore
Buddy Holly vs. Rivers Cuomo
Trent Reznor vs. everyone in the music industry

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>>70832436
Eddie would bring Chris Cornell down with his weight.

>>70832427
hopefully, both would die

>>70832427
Grimes would probably fight dirtier
I'd say Grimes

>>70832473
>>70832436
wtf is he doing
?

>>70832445
does buddy holly even know how to clench his fists

>>70832445
>Ian MacKaye vs. Henry Rollins

Ian MacKaye. I would pay him to beat the shit out of Rollins

>Tony Iommi vs. Robert Plant

Tony Iommi

>Oneohtrix Point Never and Aphex Twin vs. Boards Of Canada

I feel like BoC have already rehearsed for this scenarios so their team finishers would be more brutal.

Boards of Canada.

>Kevin Shields vs. Thurston Moore

Thurston Moore. Dude probably towers over Kevin.

>Buddy Holly vs. Rivers Cuomo

I guarantee Buddy Holly's corpse would still manage to beat Rivers in a fight.

>Trent Reznor vs. everyone in the music industry

Everyone in the music industry. Trents a manlet :(

>>70832445
>Ian MacKaye vs. Henry Rollins
Ian. Henry is just pose.
>Tony Iommi vs. Robert Plant
Tony any day.
>Oneohtrix Point Never and Aphex Twin vs. Boards Of Canada
BoC
>Kevin Shields vs. Thurston Moore
Thurston.
>Buddy Holly vs. Rivers Cuomo
Buddy.
>Trent Reznor vs. everyone in the music industry
Everyone in the music industry

>>70832074
Ohhellfire because no one has ever killed Jesus twice

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>>70832473
And so the giant falls.Eddie Vedder wins

>>70832538
>>70832540
samefag

>>70832549
top post

>>70832549
+1

>Jhonn Balance
>Gero 30

>Takashi Mizutani
>Keiji Haino

>Robert Fripp
>A guy who pirated one of his albums

>Fat Elvis
>Bach

Beefheart can play mind games but zappa has a bigger band

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>>70832566
hm no

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>>70832510
Eddie Vedder likes climbing things.Thats him climbing Cornell in pic

>>70832566
there's 14 seconds between each post. Undeserved dubs desu

Although it is weird we managed to have the exact same answers

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>>70832593
Well that's a way to fuck things up

>>70832599
you should contact >>70832594

;)))

>>70832592
>Gero 30
>Takashi Mizutani
>I would kick that old man's ass with no problem
>Bach
Fat Elvis was too depressed to win anything.

>>70832592
>Keiji Haino
hes small af mizutani would destroy him

>Fat Elvis
>Bach
elvis went to the army

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>>70832593
>>70832615
Seriously, Zappa would kick the shit out of any musician mentioned here.

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Eddie Vedder is ultimate champion no one can beat him

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>Winner gets Sarah

Does our boy Gus have a chance, bros?

Kevin Parker vs. Grimes

>>70832395
>>70832358
>>70832299
>>70832661

What the fuck? Why did I never know this about him?

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>>70832677

Gerard Way vs. Ozzy Osbourne

I would go for Way because he's younger and has an Asian wife so he probably knows a martial art. Osbourne would summon Satan, but Satan would die, since Ozzy wears a large cross. Way would summon an army of his rabid emo fans to kill Ozzy, but Ozzy would have his own army of metalheads, who are generally more violent, except that fangirls will destroy anything in their path. Ozzy would use his satanic powers to summon Randy Rhodes from the dead to kill Gerard with an epic guitar solo. Gerard would just scream to drown the solo out, also making Ozzy deaf. Ozzy, disoriented, would stumble back into his hell portal and die an agonizing death.

>>70832677
He's pearljam singer

>>70832666
fully erect crusher is over 100 inches thick

gus would be, I should say "Crushed"

Karlheinz Stockausen vs Aphex Twin
Scaruffi vs Ringo and Paul
Iannis Xenakis vs Autechre
The Village People vs D.A.F.
Varg vs Five globalist bankers
James Chance today vs Johnny Rotten today
Vashti Bunyan vs Deakin

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tront roznor vs fat marilyn manson

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No challengers?

>>70832728
trent

>>70832727
varg will go kingsman on those bitches for sure

also I will protect vashti with my autist strength

>>70832677
https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiq4v_tpfrRAhVHIcAKHYgSA3QQxa8BCBkwAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA

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>>70831934
80's Gira of course.
>>70831678
Panda Bear.
>>70832103
Brock.
>>70832427
Grimes.
>>70832615
Zappa any day.
>>70832666
CRUSHER.

>>70832727
Aphex Twin cuz it's two actually
Ringo and Paul
The Village People
Varg
Jhonny Rotten
I don't know

Biggie Smalls and Wesley Willis vs David Thomas and D. Boon

Suge Knight vs Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre in a 2 on 1 no holds barred cage match.

featuring special guest referee Tupac Shakur

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>>70832861

Tront Rozner vs Jackie Chan holding a baby in a ladder factory and his grandma's spirit just talked to him and he doesn't want no trouble

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Eddie Vedder clearly is champion

>>70832916
dumb vedderposter

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>>70833104

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>>70833104
He is the almighty

>>70833104
Can't beat what you can't catch. It'd be like trying to fight a bird/monkey hybrid. You could only locate him by his throaty warbles

>>70831678
panda
>>70831934
mc ride
>>70832103
bob pollard
>>70832445
>buddy vs rivers
buddy
>>70832350
malkmus

crazy diamond v killer queen

>>70833431
Kek

>>70833176
who will win
eddie vedder or connor murphy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZh2VZ1W5M

>>70832013
MC Ride is not ripped

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>>70833537

>>70833499
That's a question of mobility. We don't know how Murphy climbed that Chipotle. Vedder on the other hand climbs anything by any means he can. We also know Vedder Will jump, whereas Murphy just threatens it. Vedder's lack of self may give him a freakout advantage, and Murphy may have limited movement due to his big Mascles

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Where's the smart money on?

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>>70833499
Hmmm? I have to think about that one

>>70833572
that guy's face holy kek

>>70833572
Damn...


Gira would still win
https://youtu.be/gmo7u8mfqa0

>>70833588
>>70833574
Chipotle:
https://youtu.be/Qeu5SpNt36Q?t=1m12s

Walmart:
https://youtu.be/fsj6vLx2r-c?t=2m47s

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>>70833431
Vedder definitely has best tactic and he always has Cornell as back up.

>>70833572
>tossing a death grips fan as a demonstration of strength
Probably not that hard desu

>>70832248
Probably Peter but I wouldn't be surprised if Danzig went apeshit gorilla mode

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Is there ANY real musician who could've beaten Steele before he was an addict? I mean someone who has toured and recorded albums.

>>70833628
>he won't jump
he cares too much about his sweet bod/face combo to get in a fight and mean it

>>70832384
hes like 6'3" dude

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Just looking at Vedders face and it sends shivers down your spine

>>70833731
Yeah I looked it up.

My money is still on Malkmus for the fact that he's way cooler.

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Fiona Apple v. Joanna Newsom

keep in mind Fiona has recovered from her anorexic phase and is at full health again.

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>>70833720
Terry Funk was supposed to have been a legit badass in his time
>i said musician who recorded albums.
Terry Funk recorded and released 2 albums

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Eddie actually does jump and he does it in style

>>70831934
Gira spent time in iranian prison so he may know forbidden fight techniques

Phil Anselmo (Before OD'ing)
vs.
Henry Rollins

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Brian Wilson v.s. Paul McCartney

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>>70832666
The real question is, would NexGenCrusher be able to handle Kevin "Evian Bottle" Shields or would he be crushed?

>>70833824
brian

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>>70833803
Heres Eddie Vedder coming out from under stage

>>70833783
never toured
didn't write the songs
doesn't play an instrument

>>70833824
Brian probably has retard strength, so him.

>>70833809
It baffles my mind that Gira ran away and actually spent time in an Israeli prison at the age of 16. When I was 16 I was afraid of speaking to girls.

>>70833841
or maybe he jumped and fell through the stage

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>>70833841
It's just so beautiful seeing Eddie in his natural habitat

>>70833879
That's a possibility

>>70833850
he spent most of his career touring
writing songs doesn't make you a musician
he used a chainsaw, Jackyl's song "lumberjack" uses a chainsaw, a chainsaw is an instrument

John Lennon vs. Yoko Ono

>>70833925
The Beatles vs Jesus Christ

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>>70833857
>not still being afraid of speaking to girls

>>70833841
Eddie Vedder is truly a master of all non terrestrial terrain.

Efrum Menuck would KILL Jonsi in a Post-Fight

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>>70833821
henry rollins no question
anselmo was scrappy and tenacious and used to take a boxing trainer with him on tour, but henry was always way way stronger, healthier and tenacious in his own right

>>70831678
Peter Doherty vs. Lily Allen

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>>70833952
He's also good at jumping.I'd say he could jump 5 metres.

>>70833947
The trick is to TRY to be afraid.

>>70833924
nah, i might be moving the goalposts a bit but just going into the studio and reciting shit other people wrote is not comparable to the others in this thread, just not the same thing
and i can't find anything about him touring his music

>>70833445
DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN
BITES ZA DUSTU

>>70833973
Vedder definitely is a beautiful being

Lars Ulrich vs. Thom Yorke

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>>70834051

>>70834056
lars would win
lars isn't remotely intimidating but thom is pure dough

>>70834021
i would make the argument that writing your own songs as a basis for musicianship would discredit a lot of major musicians. But Terry did co-write the song Roppongi on his album Great Texan.

And while you may be right about touring his music it can't be confirmed that he never played shows opening for japan/ southern events

Matt Pike vs. Brent Hinds

both drunk, obviously

>>70831678
vanilla ice vs wham

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>>70834069
This is how Eddie Vedder sits

>>70833660
>but I wouldn't be surprised if Danzig went apeshit gorilla mode

impossible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

>>70832666
G U S
E
T
S C R U S H E D

>>70834204
maybe if Peter took a picture of him without consent

>>70834095
it's certainly not a simple question, what qualifies someone as a "musician", but i really don't think what he did makes the cut, he's just a wrestler who happened to sing some tunes on the side, even someone like the interpol live replacement bassist is a 10 times more of a musician than that

>>70834204
That's hilarious.

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

>>70833821
drunk phil for sure

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Heres some more Eddie

>>70834204
wow what a cunt
if you're going to be that aggressive to someone for no reason than you should at least actually be prepared for a counterattack
he probably thought he was WAY TOO STRONG FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY TRY AND FIGHT BACK MAAAN

>>70834244
10 times more must mean that his musician levels are above or equal to 1 . Which would still give him a modicum of musicianship at which my point still works

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>>70834304
yeah well steele would probably win anyway lol

Corey Feldman vs. Michael Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMYHEczWmY
THE UNSTOPPABLE DUO

>>70832883
snoop and dre cause tupac would pile in on suge for murdering him. otherwise suge

Kendrick Lamar vs Frank Ocean

>>70834474
Ocean would just suck lamars dixk lmao

>>70831678
thom yorke vs moby

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Phil Elverum vs Existence

>>70834515
if moby starts with a large bank account

>>70832427
Grimes is a good fighter, she would kick Lauren's ass. That's a fight I would like to watch

>>70834515
yorke all day

>>70833763
Joanna will just sit on her with that fat ass of hers. Easy win.

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>>70834873
Nah, Joanna probably has a good 20 pounds on her, but Fiona's a feisty bitch. She'd rip her gentle hippie ass to shreds.