AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition
Old thread: >>70821046
Reminder that atmokiddies are not welcome
No more memes please
>>70829069
>posts a meme album
>>70829069
Literally ever band and every album is considered a meme in this general
>>70829066
Fuck off glam shitter
>>70829102
What the fuck is this
>>70829106
Even this?
How do we fix /metal/
>>70829102
Seems like an okay list from what I've heard
What should I listen from this?
>>70829211
Are you 18 and do you want to have fucking superior taste? Everything.
>>70829209
forsaken vulture is the answer
>>70829219
patriciandom awaits!
>>70829102
i think you'll find my taste is better
>>70829322
>>70829322
>>70829322
>>70829102
Music professor I had got me into Messugah, I started with their old stuff (Contradictions Collapse and None) after listening to Catch Thirty Three and I am really loving them. Anyone got some stand-out albums by them I should check out?
>>70829457
They all sound the same so it doesn't matter
>>70829457
Destroy Erase Improve is their only good album.
seeing Mayhem tonight. What should i expect?
>cover song
>in the middle of the album
>>70829519
autistic screeching
>>70829209
Manilla Road-posting
There's nothing wrong with glam metal
>>70829530
>it's a Sex Pistols cover
>>70829322
literally me
>>70829457
>Music professor I had
>Taking recs from a failed musician
>They all sound the same so it doesn't matter
this
>>70829565
does he really have a different costume for every gig?
>>70829471
>>70829501
I'm open to bands that take what they do and improve on it, can you name any bands that are as insanely aggressive and progressive?
>>70829695
Vektor
>>70829565
Attlia (band) > Attila (singer)
>>70829679
yes
>>70829695
Have you heard of the Djent "genre"?
If you don't mind the smell of bleach water, you might like it.
>>70829695
ignore the memesters, meshuggah is elite
Seriously disappointed in /mu/ now in days. When did metal discussions because filled with suburban djent and dethcore spermlords?
>>70829769
shit > your opinion
Metal to masturbate to ?
>>70829941
leprous, gojira, protest the hero the list goes on
>>70829941
djent, slam and vektor
>>70829941
I like masturbating to so try glam metal.
Honestly i'm not memeing lam metal is good
>>70829941
godflesh
>>70829957
>>70829966
XD epic
>>70829941
S.M.E.S, Catasexual Urge Motivation, Cock and Ball Torture, Lividity, Prosthetic Cunt
>>70830056
glad you appreciated it honey baby boo
>>70829996
honestly, glam isn't that bad compared to the other trendy metal genre like nu-metal or djent.
at least their songs were catchy and fun.
i did some science
>http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5897a72375f85-87454654654654564654654654.php
How come this man doesn't rule /metal/
>>70829941
devourment
>>70830130
>Tfw it somehow works
>>70830146
Because Midnight is boring
FUCK GRUNGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetN7a9Maa0
>>70830275
are you kidding? they're fun as hell
>>70830328
BRING ON THE GLAM AND FORGET THE SLAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iZZjTviMC4p
>>70830365
im right here glambro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvh0n3Gfq7c
>>70830146
SATANIC
R O Y A L T Y
O
Y
A
L
T
Y
when is someone gonna make a slam/glam band? has it been done yet?
>>70830642
can u play/sing?
>>70830328
Grunge might be mostly shit but I'm glad it killed glam
Post good thrash
>>70830897
>>70830878
fuck off
>>70830878
delet this
>>70830897
>implying there is any good UK thrash band except Onslaught
>>70830917
Kys dumb glamshitter
>>70830933
>t. 15 year old nu-male desperate for brootal djents
>>70830980
Better than being an ironic glam faggot
>>70830897
>>70830996
>ironic
>>70829642
FOH son, he was the homie
>>70830996
>he thinks everyone who posts glam is being ironic
>>70829813
Jokes on you faggot, I actually enjoy the smell of bleach
>>70831012
>>70831036
That's even worse
Is there anything worse than being a prog metal fan on /mu/? You get hated both by hipsters and "trve kvlt metul" faggots
>>70831279
Portal of I is objectively superior on all accounts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYA0s48ICPo
>ywn noose urself live
Why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSkyagWLA0
>>70831279
>>70831310
buttproge =/= actual prog
>>70831523
>le it's not real prog because I say so
Fuck off idiot
>>70831523
memes, I like memes
>>70831523
>buzzwords
>>70831523
buttprog > fedora prog (real prog)
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQUgcs2qOYM
Anyone know more stuff like this?
>>70831643
>>70831659
>asking for legit opinions or recs on /metal/
>>70831708
Maybe if you conrtibuted something instead of being a shitposting niggerfaggot, things could improve.
I know musically it is a generic feelsy atmoshit, but why does it have so much charm with its weird vocals and slavsprecht?
>>70831812
Forgot link, desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuowKrc1Nuw
>>70831827
Damns so Czechs are not only good at wacky grind
Finally done with the heavy rock/proto-metal charts, will post 'em shortly.
true j-slam hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlzTA4Dp2xE
>>70832009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWFiswViTJs
>>70830897
>UK thrash
You first
>>70831965
Yea, their Atmoshit/DSBM whatever is somewhat cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQoKIgcpBQ
>>70831965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyGkBY-H7_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyKC3nYFi_k
These guys have always been kind of a guilty pleasure for me. Their sound isn't original in any aspect and I've never been a huge fan of Saukkonen's vocals, but goddamn their music makes me feel things.
>>70832264
>Genre: Melodic death metal
>>70832264
iktf
Although, I actually love Tuomas' vocals. All his projects have been stellar imo
>>70832313
>le melodeath sucks XD
>>>/ANUS/
>>70832264
Are they named after the Moonspell album
>>70832221
wacky czech shit thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJOInbAdaKY
>>70832313
This is one of their "ballads", listen to any other song and it's definitely melodeath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kHCksQlkmU
>>70832371
I saw them live month ago, desu
>>70831523
I don't know what "buttproge" is, but NeO is not buttproge.
>>70832382
neat
>>70832371
Mr. Bunguts
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE
Funny how Deep Purple and Rush are considered "metal" by Metal Archives
what was the heaviest proto/early metal song?
Name a band that had a harder fall from grace than Queensryche
pro-tip: you probably can, but holy shit how embarrassing
>>70832691
>>70832710
>>70832729
Finally we got something useful from this thread
>>70833120
Annihilator
In Flames
Metallica
>>70833103
Satori III and Black Sabbath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWy77qp8GSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrVKmTPFYZ8
>>70833103
The Beatles: Helter Skelter
MC5: Kick Out the Jams
Pink Floyd: The Nile Song
The Who: Boris the Spider
Also, Paint It, Black is pretty kvlt and Weasels Ripped My Flesh by The Mothers of Invention is straight up proto-drone metal
>>70832691
>>70832710
>>70832729
I knew you could do it anon, I'm proud of you
>>70833103
imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbXza1MHNE
>>70833179
>tfw cromagnon were literally the gorguts of the 60s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHz1Dck7hxw
>>70829209
less prog less doom less death less slam
more power more power more power more power
>>70833179
>>70833243
This band would have given Christgau a nervous breakdown
Tour of the year?
>>70833287
Gays not welcome
why do you hate glam?
>>70833287
True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPn2e5zG1Lk
>>70833312
>>70833355
Poseurs and false leave the hall using the exit to your left
>>70833351
i thought cat decap were supposed to be all anti-deathcore, and now they're touring in support of whitechapel??
So does Mayhem play anything other than DMDS on this tour?
>>70833387
>1:09
fuck that's a good riff desu
>>70833425
it's their only decent album so no
>Glamposters
>Slamposters
o shit it's Varg
>>70833393
Cattle Decap are the same overproduced and mechanical technical death metal garbage that has always been bordering on deathcore. They are deathcore for Summer Slaughter attending contemporary metalheads who want to act like elitists just because they don't like Suicide Silence or All Shall Perish. Their music is deathcore at heart with death metal aesthetics and all the Facebook arguing Travis Ryan may do will never change that his band is closer in sound to Waking The Cadaver or Suffokate than Morbid Angel or Suffocation.
>>70833557
i still like them though
>>70829209
We have to be more forgiving in regards to atmospheric black metal
>>70833387
6/10 power metal album that would be a solid 9/10 if the songs were shorter, the fucking filler and repetition for the sake of bloating the length kills it.
What is the best subgenre of metal and why is it thrash
>>70833706
That's not doom
>>70833706
I don't know but it's certainly not black
>>70833771
What do you want us to do about it
>>70833706
she's not even that hot, take all that makeup off she's probably a 5/10
>>70833771
That faggot's been ban evading and posting party van-bait on /sp/ for years. Nothing new.
>>70833839
you seem upset
>>70833928
not really
What are some metal albums where the songs hit that sweet spot of 2:30 to 3:30 long, with the occasional longer song? Thrash and power preferred.
>>70833839
>mfw the riffs are 2dank
>>70833706
G R I N D
R
I
N
D
>>70834060
Didn't mean to quote, but I was going to call you a faggot before I changed my mind desu
Anyway, you're a faggot
>>70833706
nu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_Q96RsFQE
>>70833968
pic related
also brocas helm - defender of the crown comes to mind
>>70834060
>>70833968
V E N O M
R A Z O R
O M E N
>Black/Speed/Thrash Metal (early), Techno (mid)
>>70830146
because barbatos already does
Discuss.
>>70832756
>Metal Archives
>Consistent
It'll never happen
i like ghoul, they make me giggle
>>70834355
do they make you gig-ghoul?(:
>>70834376
wew lad
>>70834376
I hope you die
>>70834376
You cheeky cunt
>>70834410
i will, lucky you
>>70834376
You deserve a slow elongated death in a ghoulag for that one.
I like listening to Revenge, but they're surprisingly even better when you've had a bit to drink. Definitely not what I was expecting in terms of /drunkcore/ but I'd still recommend them
>>70832756
>>70834310
If this ain't metal, it's pretty fuckin' close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcH_HCRQczM
Regardless, In Rock is essential listening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LGtYLpUs4w
>>70834751
Child in Time is the most underrated song in history
>>70834747
They're alright, it's a shame they got so much exposure from the pitchfork/fantano crowd. That doesn't affect my enjoyment but someone else might not listen to it because of that fact alone.
>>70829023
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcXn8Obhamw
>>70834877
Thank god I don't read pitchfork or follow fantano in the slightest. Being out of the loop and not knowing about the newest Deathspell Omega album until the day it drops is a small price to pay for not being surrounded with a bunch of insufferable assholes.
>>70833287
I can dig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ77R_SwfCM
>>70834886
>>70834886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRDX9gBeRc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70833557
kek, nice use of that meme
>>70834060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY56MFgUkcg
>>70833706
>tfw importing thrash gf from out of state
>>70835064
tfw latina thrash drummer gf
>TFW Mastodon is making a Foo Fighters album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxZ4YXFcpQ
HE IS THE
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
LORD ON
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
>>70835258
m...m...maybe this will be the Aunt Lisa of this record?
>>70835159
tfw mail-order nsbm singer
>>70835292
you mean The Motherload
>>70835258
>mfw I heard that after hearing the first track
>>70835159
>>70835308
I am currently trying to fugg a little Mexican hottie I met a couple weeks ago
She's a vocalist for some shitty gothic metal band
I have 8 days to score before she leaves and she looks a lot like pic related
wat do?
>>70835331
I'd agree if it had not been for the ending of Aunt Lisa
>>70835353
Tell her you'll throw her over the wall if she doesn't blow you
>>70835353
Here's how you get that gorl: you're gonna say "you got about ten seconds to show me that hole, cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry, and if you don't blow me right, I might kill you."
Should i go see Mayhem or Alcest tomorrow?
>>70835353
>vocalist for some shitty gothic metal band
Something tells me this means herpes
>>70835560
Nigger what?
>>70835353
Massage feet
Bitches love foot massages
>>70835560
Mayhem obviously
>>70835573
They are both playing near me tomorrow and idk which one to go to
>>70835353
tell her you can give her the ol' lickaroo
>>70835560
Incest
>>70835598
Mayhem. Why is that even a question?
>>70835630
Because i like both?
>>70835594
Mayhem is coming to Philly and IDK if I want to try and scrounge up some last-minute neetbux to see them or not. They're playing at the TLA which is a traditionally awful venue, second only to the Troc in terms of awfulness.
>>70835598
Alcest will have more qt
>>70835683
this. i saw them the other week and a ton of cute boys were there. neige is a gay icon pretty much.
>>70835703
What did Alcest play? I wonder if Neige will beat me up if i wear a KPN shirt
>>70835654
What's wrong with Trocadero? I saw Udo there the other day and it was great.
>>70835770
Did they get air conditioning yet? Last time I went (which, admittedly, was 4 years ago) the overwhelming BO that got trapped indoors so bad that I had to go out to the smoking section for fresh air.
>>70834442
10/10 album
>>70834747
Revenge is good. You might wanna check out Archgoat.
Post New England bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1DOGUgPy7c
Daily reminder that m8l8th is amazing and NSBM is the ultimate redpilled music
>>70835770
Glad you manned up and went, anon.
>>70835258
The comments section tho
>anyone who doesn't like this bland ass hard rawk track is a close-minded elitist
Why do metalheads love to dickride their artists?
>>70835869
I downloaded pic related back during /nbbmn/, then forgot all about it. I'll have to give them a listen sometime.
>>70836090
War metal is usually like that. Diocletian has some memorable moments, you might wanna listen to Gesundrian. There's great moments in Steel Jaws and Traitors Gallow, to mention a few.
>>70835654
>>70835770
TLA is set up strange. I haven't been to the troc in a long time. The worst are the electric factory with their 14 dollar 12 oz beers and the voltage lounge with its stage in the corner like an afterthought
>>70831279
Yea, being a blackened death fag is worse. U get hate from both the trve kvlt fags and the illegal slamfags.
Daily reminder that And Justice for All is the best Thrash album ever made
>>70836244
Electric Factory isn't a bad venue in terms of size, acoustics, and general conditions though. I saw GWAR there back in 2012 and had a fucking blast, at no point did I feel cramped or suffocated. Hell, my feet didn't even hurt by the end of it.
Best venue is Union Transfer by far, though. [spoiler]I've also been to a few wrasslin' shows at the 2300 and it would probably make a great concert venue as well.[/spoiler]
>>70836337
It really is
>>70830275
Leave
>>70836337
Agreed.
>>70835341
>the hunter was their highest charting album
>they dont even really like metal
What did you expect?
>>70836149
Traitor's Gallow is great
>Those who thought they would stand among gods
>Shall feel the noose around their necks
>Those who thought they were destined to be kings
>Will see their blood jet from their open throats
>TRAAAIIIITTOORRRSS!!
but my personal favorite would have to be "Wolf against Serpent"
>>70829457
obZen and Koloss are my two favourite albums by Meshuggah. Check them out.
>>70829695
Dragged Into Sunlight comes to mind right now. They're nutty.
Listen to their albums "Hatred for Mankind" and "NV"
>>70835284
MILLENNIUM QUEST
THE GATEWAY OF FIRE
WHO REACHES FIRST
WILL RULE THE TIMES
>>70834294
its good
>>70834294
One of their best albums.
Rec me some good meal for tfw no gf. Im thinking dying fetus rn
Quick, give me your thoughts on gods of violence without S A T A N shitposting
So its agreed that ajfa is the best metlica album right?
>>70837529
Woods of Ypres
Literally just sings about a breakup for 5 albums
>>70837584
Forgot to mention that it's black metal/doom metal so don't expect whiny punk vocals or whatever
>>70835880
But it sounds like shit
>>70837572
Hell no
>tfw no metal gf
>>70829209
You don't fix it, you just leave it, then return to it and behold how it's worse every day god makes.
Repeat process until death.
I challenge you to find metal with uplifting themes, lyrics about being content and happy with life and society or outfight "I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face" tier of douchebag levity
hard mode: no christian bands
>Metallica = Kreator
>Megadeth = Destruction
>Slayer = Sodom
>Anthrax = Tankard
Is this accurate?
>>70837973
the only connection between sodom and slayer is slayer is fuckin gay
>>70837982
hot opinion there fagface
>tfw hearing this for the first time
Anyways post what you're listening to
>>70838034
>As Daylight Dies
nice death/doom desu
>>70837529
>Mastubating the war gods by nile
>Phantom limb masturbation by the black dahlia murder
>Dsbm
>>70838095
>The Mighty Masturbator by Devin Townsend Project
>>70837542
Solid. Better than anything the big 4 just released the past couple of years
whats the essential Sodom? been listening to kreator and greatly enjoying them, figured its time to check out the rest of the big 4(3?)
>>70837957
>Destrage
I won
>>70838122
In the Sign of Evil
Obsessed by Cruelty
Persecution Mania
Agent Orange
M-16
Persecution Mania is widely considered their best.
>>70838130
They seem pretty edgy lad
>>70838122
Agent orange, m16 and persecution mania are good ones to start on
>>70837957
Freedom Call
here is one of my favorite black metal songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRlvgqkeiM
be nice to it!
What is most similar to this
>>70838235
>Rivers of Nihil
Vale of Pnath
>>70838259
Thanks
https://youtu.be/m5f5gl8-I5Y
you're not ready for this
>>70837957
Impossible mode should be no power metal.
>>70837957
Kill 'Em All is kind of like that at times.
Flower power can be that way, too.
>>70837957
>>70838317
I win.
can u rec me some unriffs?
>>70838397
Howls of Ebb
>>70838397
Svartidauði
>>70838386
Good call.
Defenders of the Faith is good mood metal.
WITH VIIICTOORRY
ON HIIIIIIGH
>He also runs a pornographic magazine ("Erotic Perversion"), a pornographic video-series ("Public Obscenities") and incorporates his interest in pornography (particularly taboo/illegal sorts) into his non-metal musical projects. Although never officially confirmed to be the vocalist of Deathspell Omega, it is almost universally accepted as fact that he indeed is, due to the presence of his distinct vocal style and the presence of several projects of his on the "Crushing the Holy Trinity" split with Deathspell Omega.
>>70834376
kek
Name a better prog album than metropolis pt 2.
>>70838544
The Astonishing
OUT OF THE DARKNESS
OUT OF THE COLD
OUT OF THE NIGHT
THEY HAVE COME
CRUEL IS THE LAUGHTER
CRUEL IS THE FATE
CRUEL IS THE WINTER'S WILL
EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70829209
Stop posting memes.
>>70829209
Serious answer: have a mod frequent /metal/ and ban all the shitposters
But that will never happen because /mu/ hates /metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqnHLXZugA
.
YOU'VE GOT SOME STAIRS TO HEAVEN
YOU MAY BE RIGHT
I ONLY KNOW IN MY WORLD
I HATE THE LIGHT
I SPEED AT NIGHT
>>70838561
MY MUUUSIC PLLAAAYYYYAAA
fuck that album had some great music but the cheese just ruined it
>>70838561
it wasnt good
i dont know why people shilled it so hard
>>70838829
what was your aoty 2016
>>70838849
>linking an archived, off-topic thread to the worst board on the site
>Albums women will never understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0I42MkJ9tY
>>70838874
(you)
>>70838854
terminal redux
before i get memed to death, let me explain my position
i felt like The Astonishing had a lot of potential, but the story was completely underwhelming and every time it felt like there was going to be a riff or section that was remotely heavy it stopped and continued the same old shit
>>70838881
WITH
THE CURSE
OF DEATH
HE
STEEAAAAAANDS
>>70838894
true I would probably give vektor metal album of the year although I havent ever actually put them head to head. Vektor is unquestionably far more representative of metal though but I'd still probably give astonishing all around album of the year. Vektor is just way too stylistically static for that although they do have their dynamic moments.
>>70838915
while they have remained pretty consistent in their style, they changed a few things up on terminal redux, mostly the extensive clean vocals in collapse and recharging the void, and i'm interested to see what disanto does since the band broke up
>>70838874
Goon-kun pls
>>70833120
FUCKING SLAYER
>>70837957
razor - eve of the storm
I'M A MONTH LATE BUT IT'S FINALLY OFFICIALLY OUT AFTER AN ENTIRE YEAR OF CONCERT ONLY SALES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ-HyKPBohU
Published on Jan 10, 2017
I've only found it on youtube though but all I've checked is spotify and importcds
post lewds
>>70839514
Did you like their album last year? I loved it.
>>70839520
it was great, but i didnt like it as much as the new elite
>>70833120
Annihilator
>>70839514
I like cradle of filth and there is nothing you can do about it. I'm a girl BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrUKcwwNFA
>Elvis enters the building
>As the pigs choke
>On pearls the harbor of Hiroshima
>We have a problem, his name is Alfred Nobel
what did Garm mean by this
>>70839929
>tfw i love damnation and a day
I don't care if this is bait
>that tfw when to smart for djent, glam, thrash, doom, trad & slam
>only listen to Deathspell Omega, Gorguts and Ved Buens Ende these days
Metal for this feel?
>>70839958
Ulcerate
>>70830275
You're wrong.
>>70831279
>>70836323
Being a fan of metal on /metal/ is the hardest.
deathspell omega's nu black metal
How do I write anti-riffs like this
>>70839991
read bataille
>>70839991
have a hitler youth haircut
wear a v-neck tshirt
>>70839991
What the fuck are anti-riffs?
>>70840019
It's like anti-pasta but more cheese.
>>70840019
Whatever the fuck meme dissoshit bands like gorguts, ulcerate and dso's music is comprised of
I think the term "antiriffs" was coined because it's antithetical to anything that could be considered good.
What's some comfy metal
Hard mode: no atmoshit
>>70840099
https://swordsandchains.bandcamp.com/album/substratum
released December 25, 2016
>>70840099
>>70840099
This is pretty comfy for me. I can usually fall asleep listening to Pleiades' Dust.
>>70840139
How is dissoshit comfy?
>Clapping
>Synths
>3 minutes long orchestral samples
>Blackened surfrock
What did they mean by this
New thread
>>70840148
>>70840145
The production is very laid back making it an easy listen (very stark contrast to the abrasive sounding Obscura), the EP is full of ambient pages and the vocals are pretty low in the mix so they have a low rumble quality to them instead of, again, the abrasiveness of Obscura.
Check it out anoon, I'm telling you. Pleiades is essential comfycore.
>>70840156
>passages*
>>70840150
How is this any better than Diabol Swing Orchestra
>>70840166
..... Because riffs ?
Real new thread
>>70840222
>>70840222
>>70840222
>>70840000
Nice quads