/metal/

SATAN

>Iceage - Plowing Into the Field of Love

RrrraaaaaaaghgwhhgahahahHahGahahahhahMETALllllllllll

famine x neige
cvtest couple in metal

>>70805885
>>70805885
>>70805885

>>70805958
This thread was made 61 seconds before that one. Furthermore, this general has a more detailed edition and description

sodom

Reminder to report all bait, memes and shitposting
Make /meal/ great again

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what is he listening to?

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good thrash

Which one of you faggots did this
>>70803008

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>>70805958
>>70805885
YES

THANK YOU MODS

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>>70806020

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>>70806020

>>70806034
I deleted it myself

>>70806020
your favourite album

>>70806020
Machine Head

>>70806048
looks like a lil bitch found his place :)

>>70806045
>have a bit of a laugh looking through the albums
>all fun and games
>Weighing Souls With Sand
THIS WENT TOO FAR

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what is he listening to?

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>>70806048
not OP but you deserve a (You) for being a nice person

>>70806045
>Scar Sighted
>No One Deserves Happiness

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70806095

>>70806095
Pantera

>>70806095
forsaken vulture

>>70806095
grand belial's riff or riffghoslent

>>70806127
Fuck off

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>>70806095
badass metal

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Get some fresh death metal, straight from the sewer
https://bloodharvestrecords.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-malignity-12lp-cd

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what does he listen to?

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what do you think he listens to?

>>70806095
>amerimongrels

>>70806176
MAYNESTREME METHULS

>>70806020
Glam metal.

>>70806170
Kek that's a perfect edit

>>70806095
harsh ebm and power electronics probably

>>70806171
that's some of the shittiest war metal i've heard
https://daemoniacofficial.bandcamp.com/album/spawn-of-the-fallen

>>70806045
>bergatt
Delet this

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What are you listening to? Currently listening to Endless Pain. Might check the new Kreator album. Is it any good?

>>70806260
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL

>>70806260
Thin Lizzy

>>70806251
It is the birth of Alcest and other atmoshit.

>>70806101
the body is as nu-male as it gets, one of the few albums on there actually should be

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>>70806260
new Kreator is surprisingly catchy

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>>70806276
FEEL THE ENDZLEZZ PAIN
LOCCCED IN METAL ZZCHAAIN

Metal died in 1973. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1974, being already recorded by 1973). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like ...Very 'Eavy Very 'Umble..., Black Sabbath, and Population II, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Sad Wings of Destiny and Motorhead, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).

>>70806287
I'll concede that, but it's still a good album on its own merits, and doesn't deserve to be grouped with shit like Pantera and Deafheaven.

>>70806300
reported & filtered & hidden & erased & ignored & disapproved & mocked & laughed at

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>>70806260
It's not good, it is not bad eiither. It's just a new album from an Electric Wizard worship band and we all know how much creativity goes into those

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Post metal

>>70806300
10/10 album

>>70806335
>Post metal
>it's actually nu-malecore

>>70806294
How would you compare it to Phantom Antichrist? Because that album was the shit when it came. Haven't listened in a while but I think that I will still like it.

>>70806369
t. Slayer fan

>>70806369
same thing

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>>70806335
Here

What counts as nu-meme metal?

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>>70806327
Yeah it's alright but overrated.

>>70806300
Stop memeing this album

>>70806403
everything that you like

>>70806382
much, much more catchy
i don't usually like new albums from old bands but it was really good overall

>>70806403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>70806403
Your favorite metal

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NEED SOME GROOVY SHIT!
POST SOME GROOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmTYJpqqJrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bB1CjpjfY

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post non-metal

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>>70806260
just got this on cassette
>pic related

pretty fucking dank, as expected. cassette just adds an extra bit of wackiness that makes avant-meal like this all the more ridiculous and br--tal

>>70806452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

>>70806461
Moonman, Moonman can't you see

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post unriffs

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Is it Budgie metal?

>>70806452
>>70806481
Groove metal is the worst metal subgenre, prove me wrong.

>>70806177
babymetal, obviously

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>>70806487
as a bonus, this one is also un-good

>>70806487
Anything made by Disturbed.

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>>70806260
picked up the cd of this with the crazy cool booklet

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>>70806260
I'm not even sure why I like this album because the production is so fucking god awful, but I always catch myself listening to it and enjoying it.
Unfold gets me all pumped.

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>>70806529
buttriffs =/= unriffs

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>>70806487
>unriffs
What the fuck does this mean? Is this some new forced meme?

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What's some Blues Metal other than Danzig and early 70s metal.

>>70806024
>for whomst's advantage

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>>70806511
>Groove metal is the worst metal subgenre, prove me wrong.

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>>70806452
Travis Owen on drums is amusing as hell to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMMWKm114xw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtspILrBOdQ

>>70806249
Gtfo, HM2 is a meme

>>70806549
that album is really really good

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>>70806606
>fuck yeah groove metal is the best

Which one of you fags made this
>>70806657

>>70806723
you

>unriffs
That shit really sounds terribly forced, non-riffs or anti-riffs sounds way better.

>>70806582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdigB8BZ7A

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>>70806723
not me

Is this considered polyphony:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lPF264E7U

https://www.jellynote.com/en/guitar-sheet-music-tabs/sargeist/a-spell-to-awaken-the-temple#tabs:A

>>70806723
We all know its you and you want some bumping

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>>70806487
>>70806766
Meshuggah are the masters of anti-riffs

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>took the time to track down audiophile-approved pressings of my favorite Sabbath albums
>love them even more now

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FUUUUUUUUUCK

This is really, really good.

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>>70806930
He should grow his moustache back like in the old days.

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>tfw to intelidjent for riffs

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>>70806999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Vg99NAiGw
wew lad

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>>70807066
i want more heavy and glam metal

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>>70807096
what did he mean by this

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What in the honest fuck am I listening to

>>70807537
Proto-DsO-core

can anyone hook me up with some old school style death/black metal? new or old it doesnt matter, demos are fine too. preferrably either without triggers or at least minimal clicky sound. stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CNvCC48dM

>>70807595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bPg0RO5U0Y

>>70807537
Legally not considered music in some countries

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Name a more epic album in all of metal. I'll be waiting.

>>70807537
If you like the wackiness of it, check out Portal and later Mayhem

>>70807537
The best nu-metal album ever.

does /metal/ like divide & dissolve?

https://noisey.vice.com/en_au/article/divide-and-dissolve-aim-to-abolish-white-supremacy-with-their-crushing-doom

>>70807537
nu-dissoshit

>>70807627
I've listened to it about 10 times this week and it's slowly starting to sound like someone actually intended it to sound like it does

>>70806045
Pantera and megadeth are reaaaaally out of place on that list.

post bands that are impossible to listen to after you google how the chick looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPOjPx7wvus

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>>70807626
BENIS

>>70807738
post the chick instead

>>70807669
Yeah, I know. Dissonance is a wonderful thing, but sometimes so hard to get into. I sometimes can't stand it during the first listen, but I usually come back for more.

>>70807635
kys

>>70806249
>war metal
that wasn't even close to war metal

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Anyone seen Russian Circles live? Were they any good? They're in London this year, was wondering if it was worth twenty quid.

>>70807537
Trout Mask Replica of metal

>>70807816
What did you mean by this?

>>70806249
lmao you death metal faggots need to be sent to concentration camps. war metal is BLACK METAL

>>70807813
their shows are great even though their last few albums were boring

>>70807852
Ok cool thanks - £20 isn't bad for a gig so I'll check 'em out

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>>70805864
REPENT SODOMITE

>>70807626
Nu-male band

>>70807537
nu-male metal

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>>70808079
>>70808113
Is it now impossible to discuss my favorite band seriously now?

What happened? /metal/ loved Sodom

>>70806045
> Boris
I'm going to kill someone.

>>70808188
/int/ raids happened

>>70806176
Stoner Rock.

>>70806176

He looks like a Muse guy, his AOTY was probably Drones.

>>70806045
>converge
Unacceptable

Wtf's wrong with Weedeater

>>70806177
See: >>70806045

I just wanted to find metal bands I never listened to, but people call eachother cucks and nu-males.
If this keeps up for some time I'll start banana-posting, because these threads have literally become /mu/'s ylyl threads.

>>70807066
So... this anon likes glam and that's it?

>>70808251
Please do, I will join in with my modem power cord right next to me

>>70808251
Do it.

Just listened to Lose Yourself to Find Peace and loved it. Looking for some relentless, riff-heavy, recent black metal, preferably with long songs. Atmosphere created just by guitars and drums, not folk instruments or synths or pianos.

>>70808162
>>70807816
>>70807659
>>70807635
These posts are high quality

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>album is a concept album
>it has a bonus track
>"rocks fall, everyone dies" tier closure

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Anyone checked out the Heretoir preview track?

It's... not great.

>>70807848
I would tell people I like Abba before I'd say I listen to 'war metal'

>>70808501
didn't like it either, sounded pretty generic

>>70808528
I have literally done this

>>70808547
Yeah, just seems like the standard way black metal bands go when they want to become "super emotional" or overly influenced by post-rock. I hope it doesn't end up like the new ColdWorld where the entire album is just devoid of anything that made the band have their own sound in the first place.

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It pisses me off that a cool cover is going to be wasted on a buttrock album

>>70808671
>maximum JPEG compression

>>70808671
The cover art is kinda decent but it has a tumblresque art style vibe to it so I always knew it was going to be some buttshit.

>>70806045
this is triggering so many people, myself included.

bravo.

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>>70808700
Actually it just looks like shit no matter the compression or size

>>70808671
All Mastodon covers are pretty badass

>>70808701
>tumblresque
what

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This is a surprisingly good overlooked album.
(This is not the burp-metal Korpse, this is the DM band that had the name first)

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>>70808700
>do I look like I know what a JAY PEG is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLSjsFR1_FI
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>70808741
well no, since that looks a lot better

>>70808766
their other album is better IMO

>>70808800
I mean the aesthetic

>>70808824
looks good to me, still don't like their buttcore though

>>70808741
Why is his head a skull but his arms are made out of beef jerky?

>>70808671
>>70808741
>>70808789
>hear first released track
>tone similar to crack the skye
>pls don't be shit
>hear second track
>welp

>>70808987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxZ4YXFcpQ
I don't have a single reaction image in my 4GB folder of 25kb pictures to convey what expression I'm feeling right now

>>70807066
This is what happens when you overdose on memes kids.

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>>70809093
I have one

>>70809196
what is he thinking about?

>>70809244
Satan and buttsecks

redpill me on anti-cosmic satanism
Is it really the ultimate form of nihilism?

>>70806095
lmao theyre not even white
compare to that fat pink blob in the back

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>>70805864
>mfw too intelligent to feel attraction for anything

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/DEVY/

>>70809325
it's like 2deep4u normal satanism
if you're an easily influenced individual you'll eventually kys yourself like the Dissection man

>>70809367
>not intelligent enough to pass your literal memes

>>70808475
What album?

where do I go for new releases now? RoM is back to adfly gated zippyshare

:(

Natt... og taust et forglemt liv - Galar

>>70809513
iTunes :)

>>70809513
Darkworld dot ru
Deathgrind dot club

Why is Dark Millennium a meme

>>70809513
en . metal-tracker . com

>>70809665
kys weeb

>>70806045
>pantera singer is literally hitler
>nu-male material
check your cis privilege

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>>70809665
>5

>>70806334
I liked it, pity the album art sucks

>>70809513
rutracker and soulseek

>>70806045
Don't hate on buttstuff. Buttstuff is great.

>>70806095
isn't that a black flag tattoo on his left bicep?

>>70806095
>tattoos
why are neo nazis so fucking stupid

>>70809665
>fucks up 3 days in a row
tippity top kek

>>70809699
what is soulseek supposed to be?

>>70806095
>Im here for the interview

>>70809703
t. nu-male

>>70809770
soulseekqt
it's a client where you can search for what you want and download it from other people
be careful though some people get ass-blasted if you download without sharing your own files, just ignore those

>progressive black metal
>isn't about solving social inequality for African-Americans

>>70809801
and what can they do if I decide to not share my files? ban me or something like that?

>>70809778
Stop hitting on me silly boy~

>>70809833
You just get called meanie poo names

>>70809833
those people can ban you from downloading from them specifically, but you can't be outright banned from the whole client for it

metal is really really really homo

>>70809831
That's Regressive Trans-Black metal, learn your genres!

>>70809847
y-you too

>>70809860
>>70809857
alright, I'll give it a try.
thanks for the help.

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>>70806045
>The Great Southern Trendkill
Nah
>Rust in Peace
Yeah probably
>Amplifier Worship
What the hell is wrong with you people
>Moonlover
>Valis
Who made this I wanna know

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>>70809870
Explain how this is homo

>>70809893
i did, any question?

>>70806034
good pic

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Give me more ironic metal

>>70809934
3 Inches of Blood, Alestorm, Battle Beast, Edguy, Keydragon, Twilight Force, the list goes on...

>>70809916
f u c k y o u

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>>70805957
About that, what happened between neige and famine? I never really knew and I heard they started hating each other or some shit..

>>70809665
eh you tried

>>70806515
Naw, a lot of weebs angrily abandoned them because the creator hates them and is also cutting down on the poppy aspect.

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>>70809965
rip 3IOB

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>>70810089
>the creator
What's his endgame?

>>70810110
They only ever had two good songs anyway.

I don't know if industrial metal fits in here, but does anyone know what KMFDM are like live? Was interested in going for high-school tier nostalgia and giggles, but am worried the audience will be nothing but neckbearded autists.

>>70810123
and they are?

>>70810110
KILL THE ORCS
SLAY THE ORCS
DESTROY THE ORCCCCCCCCCS

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>>70810120
The weeb fans accuse him of trying to completely cut the "cute" side out little by little and is trying too hard to be metal.

Tobh he is a legit metal head and there is some truth to it so I think it's funny that the more popular they get the more he pulls the pop rug from underneath it. Personally, I preferred old Babymetal as well but I still love it.

>>70810144
I don't even remember the song titles it's been so long since I've listened to them.

>>70810187
I'm still waiting for Suzuka to just bust out a gnarly fucking metal scream at a show.

Also the pop side was their weakest aspect imo

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Somebody needs to make a chart of keyboard-driven metal

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Just listened to this for the first time. Fuck, I've been missing out

>>70810281
>Die Unmenschen aus dem Osten sind die Feinde des Reiches
>Und für die Lehre des Kommunismus bezahlt die Menschheit den höchsten Preis
>Darum müssen wir sie ausradieren, die Jugend ist bereit!
>Wir marschieren geradewegs nach Moskau, wir verhüten Weltsklaverei!

What did they mean by this?

>>70810246
The whole fun of Babymetal was that fusion tho. But at least they are still really diverse in sub-genres they're exploring.

And yea, I think it would be cool if they developed screaming abilities.

>>70810328
>"The traders from the East are the enemies of the empire
> And for the teaching of communism, humanity pays the highest price
> That's why we have to eradicate them, the youth is ready!
>"We are marching straight to Moscow, we are forcing world slavery!

Sounds like some "DEUS VULT" shit right there.

>>70810368
Dutch bands are always based
Fuck, even Epica wrote a song shitting on Muslim immigrants

>>70810334
Has there been a "graduation" yet, or is it still the original members?

>>70810385
>even Epica wrote a song shitting on Muslim immigrants
link please

>>70810386
Koba has been adamant that he won't replace any of the girls.

>>70810386
There won't be a graduation. It's the same members since 2010. The only way one of them would leave if it was of their own will but they seem pretty committed, especially Su of course. Sad though, Moa deserves a much better and bigger role than the one in BM. They should at least let them do stuff on the side.

>>70810398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d59h9bZdzig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9PZ6dloeM

>>70810458
Well, it seems like they're shitting on islamic extremists, not immigrants specifically

>>70810412
>>70810450
Thanks. I went through a serious H!P wota phase, then I completely burnt out on J-Pop. I might try to get back into it.

>>70808671
it's really sad that one of the few (perhaps only) decent mainstream metal bands of this century has gone full-on Metallica mode

the entire smiths discography.

>>70810783
who are you quoting

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>>70810765
>Mastadon
>decent mainstream

>>70810798
hey, I think most of their stuff is crap, but they were an unusually good representative of metal for the normalfags who got into them

i mean, the other "metal" bands on the NFS Underground soundtrack were Static X and A7X

>>70810765
>Mastodon
>Metallica mode
Kinda harsh desu

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>>70810798
Mainstream commercial angst is pathetic

>>70806045
Every Pantera fan I met was a completely normal, masculine male.

Sunbather is on point tho.

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>>70810924
Are you SERIOUSLY privileging heteronormative masculinity right now?

>>70810972
No I swear I don't support that.

My favorite metal is postatmosludge from Europe. There is also no gender.

>>70810924
It also has Death and Megadeth on it - it's as worthy of respect as any other album list on this hellhole of a board.

That said, the nu-male does make me pause. I'm going to be seeing Deafheaven in a few months - will my typically scruffy metal gig clothes stick out in a sea of fedoras and bow ties?

Essential atmoshit?

>>70811032
>postatmosludge
shit, link it pls

>>70811060
http://4chanmusic.wikia.com/wiki/Essential_Charts?file=Essential_atmoblack.png

>>70811078
>links to an image on an imageboard

>>70811093
post implies >>70811060 is a lazytard who couldn't google even if his life depended on it
also, now he knows the wiki and will use it instead of expecting to be spoonfed

>>70811093
>r/metal
>an imageboard
Um, kiddo, you are probably thinking of 4Chan.

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>>70811065

>>70811050
You will probably be the tallest person in the room. That's how I felt after seeing Swans in some hipster art district. Don't expect a rough crowd.

Just don't go full battlespikes or whatever.

>>70811120
You assume an awful lot out of the intelligence of one who listens to atmoshit

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Is this the greatest metal album of all time?

>>70811135
I thought 4chan retired and taken over the guy named 2chan

>>70811137
Sounds fine by me - getting elbowed in the head is less fun than it used to be. (Fucking Dillinger crowds, those lovable fuckwits.) Still gonna wear my docs though - comfiest gig footwear ever.

>>70811201
no

>>70811201
'no'

>>70806045
If you don't like at least 5 albums on this list, you probably don't belong here.
If you like more than a dozen albums on this list, you definitely don't belong here.

>>70811271
it's a big stretch to say there are 5 good albums on that chart

>>70811322
There are more than 10 good albums there

>>70811322
There's at least 7 good albums on there.

What's the difference between true and kvlt

>>70811322
It really isn't, so long as you judge the albums by the music and not the fanbase.

>>70805864
>>70809870
No, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

>>70811373
jesus
>>70811397
you'd have to have a pretty developed taste for milquetoast art-metal

>>70811396
Technique.

>>70811418
>milquetoast art-metal
Oh no!

Seriously, I don't know why people throw around these pearl-clutching labels. Think about what the word milquetoast actually means - you might hate someone like Deafheaven for being pretentious twats, but can you really call Sunbather timid and meek?

>>70811495
uh, yes

>>70811509
Fair enough - enjoy your five finger death punch

'Russian Circles live' guy here, anyone seen Napalm Death live recently? I dig their music, but they're pretty old - are they still fun in a gig?

>>70811149
>tfw two intellidjent for atmoshit

>>70811743
If it gets too lame, put on a MAGA hat and maybe Barney will jump into the pit and try to punch you

>>70811768
That sounds like a lot of fun tbqh

>>70811789
>>70811768
Yeah, that does sound like fun actually.

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>mfw listening to the new Mechina

>>70811747
I see wut u did thar

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>>70811847
I want to fuck that geometrically abstract satanic goat

>>70811322
there are at least 20 good albums there

>>70811901
my condolences

>>70811901
I think I found about ten, but opinions

>>70809093
well,
I had hopes for the new album based off of Sultan's Curse. Im not sure whats going on here.

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>>70812066
>>70811901
>>70811322

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>tfw too intellidjent for black metal

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>album reissue changes the track order so that the album opens with side two and ends with side one but it somehow works just as well as the original tracklisting
>adds two bonus eight minute long epics - one is amazing and the other is garbage

i can't take it

>>70806045
how are people still getting upset by this?

>>70812310
what a widespread and relatable experience

>>70812311
Probably their first time seeing it. I only just saw it today in this thread, but I'm not a frequent lurker/poster on /mu/.

>>70809093
what the fuck did I just listen to

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>>70812130

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>>70812321
glad you appreciate my struggle

the album in question, if you're interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLd3-AhyIk

>>70812311
/mu/ is full of numales who love those albums, so it's guaranteed to get replies

>>70812353
shit taste

>>70812353
>picking WITTR and TSOP out of all those
holy shit lol

>>70812403
>Two Hunters
>Not goat-tier

Pleb

>>70812310
>listening to reissues
>listening to remasters
>listening to re-recorded versions
>listening to remixes
>listening to live versions featuring a guest appearance (Skid Row's cover of Delivering the Goods is the under exception)
>listening to tribute albums
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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>>70812130
>>70812353

>>70812311
Because it's true

>>70812439
lmaoooo

>>70812465
>is the under exception
only exception*
wew lads phoneposting is a shit-tier means of communication

>>70812353
t. normal fag
>>70812468
t. nu-male

How to tell if an album is a cuck work:
1) It has album artwork by John Dyer Baizley

>>70812505
These should be reversed btw

>>70812403
>There are people in /metal/ who doesn't like WITTR
Top fucking kek

>>70812548
>There are people in /metal/ who don't like Weakling clones

>>70812506
Red Album is literally the one good album with Baizley art

>>70812548
>B-but it's atmo shit and pro environment!
>t. Brutal-fags

At least we all seem to have agreed Death is a good band

>>70812577
he has like 0.5 good albums

really awful overrated band, completely dwarfed by Possessed and others

>>70812597
weak b8 m8

>>70812597
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

>>70812465
i'll check out reissues if they're clearly not just cash grabs and i already like the band's material. remasters aren't all terrible either. the 2012 dopesmoker remaster i believe is the band's preferred version of the album and i'm sure i've heard them say it's the closest to their original vision for how it should have sounded. justin broadrick has released a bunch of interesting remixes of his own music - really i think a lot depends on the intent behind this kind of stuff

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Why is melodeath so derided?

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>>70812577
>Tfw you loved Death as an edgy teen, everyone else hated them
>Home for Christmas, all the people who made fun of Death ten years ago are collecting remastered Death reissue collector's editions
I hate hipsters so much sometimes

>>70812628
i mean they have what
some solid demos
a couple alright early albums
one sort of cool album carried by half of Cynic
then a string of increasingly empty masturbatory turds that exposed Chuck's childishly formulaic songwriting

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>>70812686

>>70812597
kill yourself, retard

>>70812788

>>70812760
people who like awful bands sure get sensitive

>>70812822
Yes, you sure do.

>>70812705
Because its fans care about the fact that it is derided.

What's a good metal to listen to while I jerk off to p0rn?

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>>70812973

>>70812973
forsaken vulture