>likes surf rock but does not surf
can you be any more of a poser?
Maddening isn't it
>likes hardcore but doesn't work out torso
how am I supposed to trust people
>>70772470
i love surf music but i cant surf b/c i'm afraid of water
desu this is now a surf music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCkcw59ZrSo
post obscure instro-rock
>likes metal but doesnt work in a steel mill
>likes rap but is a fully functioning and respectable member of society
what a joke
>>70772470
4 out of the 5 original Beach Boys didn't surf. What's your point?
Surf rock is hype as fuck man I love it just because of the way it sounds
Plus I live in New Hampshire so it's a bit hard to surf
>likes rock but isn't a solid geological aggregate of one or more minerals or mineraloids
>likes techno but isn't at least 20% machine
seriously
>likes math rock but doesn't have a PhD in mathematics
some more northern climate surf music; this time from finland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbW76Pj7dcU
>likes post-rock but isn't a mailman
>likes death metal but isn't dead
>likes black metal but isn't nergo-american
likes hip hop but is a paraplegic
fucking scumbag
>>70772470
>likes psychobilly but is only a sociopath named tim
why even listen to music at that point
>likes heavy metal
>is not obese
>likes dungeon synth but doesn't live in a castle
Let this thread be a lesson to all
If you judge people for not participating in the culture surrounding the music you listen to, you're a fag and you deserve to be mocked
>likes gothic rock but isn't even part of an east germanic people that played a crucial role in the fall of the roman empire and the rise of medeival europe
fucking hell i cant stand these fuckers
>>70772791
it ain't summer yet
>>70772791
>lectures on /mu/ but is not a professor
>likes d-beat
>doesn't masturbate at least once a day
>likes martial industrial and neofolk
>isn't a neo-Nazi
because surfing is fucking knackering
>>70772983
Hard to surf in bongland
>>70772470
>made surf rock
>never surfed
>>70772597
Theyve been to the beech so its fine
>likes j-pop
>isn't a weeb
>>70773015
that's not how you do it, doofus.
>likes j-pop
>has never been inflated to the point of bursting
>>70773009
>wrote a song about vegetables
>got fat
>likes NMH
>is atheist
>likes folk music but isn't human
>likes indie but is a legal citizen of an established nation