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Brian on Masturbation 2017-02-02 08:05:04 Post No. 70764089
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http://www.uncut.co.uk/blog/beach-boys-trying-destroy-77465
“I’ve got my secret here. I don’t tell anybody my secret,” confides Brian, still sitting by his piano. “I have a secret… I’ll tell you anyway: I don’t have any sex, OK? The secret is abstaining from orgasm. An Einsteinian formula that if you abstain from having an orgasm for, say, 10 years, you create a void in your brain. In other words, if you don’t express and orgasm for 10 years, it’s a long time, right? Most people think two weeks without an orgasm’s a long time.
“And I did that, y’know? My dad told me in high school: ‘Son, now you’re gonna be going through a lot of hell as you grow up, and the one thing you should never do is you should not have orgasms and masturbate and you should not fuck with girls.’ "
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>>70764089
MGTOW and no fap for decades. What a guy.
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>>70764089
I've been wanting to quit masturbation for a long time... this literally just convinced me, thank you OP for sharing.
I think masturbation & porn is for degenerates & the best men abstain from any of that. The only form of sexual contact we should have is sex in a loving way, that's how to be the best man you can be.
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>>70764089
>growing up with them hormones is hell, m'boy
>so i'ma give you the hell called no release
so masterpiece is maked if you put orgasm as musical
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>>70764089
>doesn't ejaculate for at least a decade
>becomes a musical genius and creates some of the GOAT music
Is Brian proof that celibacy really does lead to wizardry?
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>>70765560
yes
>>70765526
release is for the weak
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>Are you and Brian having sex
>I mean, I wouldn't say he was into it, you know, like a master. [She giggles]
savage
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>>70766334
Wait, What?
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>>70766334
Oh the keyboardist of his band raped the girl I thought that Brian Wilson raped a girl then she was imprisoned for it.
I'm >>70766418
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>Hey little hey little hey little tomboy
>Time to turn into a girl
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>>70766448
I posted it without reading it correctly lol, I thought it said Brian did it, my bad..
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>>70766475
>little girl won'tcha come out toniiight, they're singing you're song
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>>70766475
>>she's a rollerskating child with a ribbon in her hair
>we'll make sweet lovin' when the sun goes down
>We'll even do more when your mama's not around
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