THE LITTLE FAGGOT WITH THE EARRING AND THE MAKEUP

>>70759612
"banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee"
(c)rap in a nutshell

THAT AINT WORKIN, THATS THE WAY YOU DO IT

>>70759699
YOU PLAY THE GUITAR ON THE MTV

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*deletes Walk of Life*

>>70759869
Uh fuck you Walk of Life is a banger
Why Worry on the other hand...

>>70759880
It is cheesy as fuck
Why Worry is a decent atmospheric track

>>70759869
b-b-b-but walk of life is comfy

There is no band in existence more boring than Dire Straits.

- Robert Smith

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Brothers In Arms [Warner Bros., 1985]

"Money For Nothing" is a catchy sumbitch, there's no getting around it, and side one moves with a simple generosity not often associated with this studio guitarist's ego trip. We know Mark Knopfler's working-class antihero is a thicky because he talks like Randy Newman and uses the same word for homosexuals that old bluesmen use, a word that he's somehow succeeded in getting on the radio with no static from the PMRC. But it's too late for the ol' bluesboy to suck us in with his ruminations on the perfidy of woman and the futility of political struggle, and "Money For Nothing" is also a benchmark of pop hypocrisy. Why "Little faggot with the earring"? Why not "Little nigger with the spitcurl instead"? Mark? And while we're at it, how the hell did you end up on MTV? By spelling its name right? C+

>>70760069
REO Speedwagon

>>70759880
nah man you can't deny the awesome goddamn synth that tickles yer head at the end
>it's one of the best cases to be made for the improvement of a song as the result of tape cassette distortion

>>70760069
wtf I hate robert smith now

>>70760069
WTF I hate improperly attributed quotes now

THAT SKINNY MOTHER FUCKER WITH THE HIGH VOICE?