There is anything like a Nostalgia Critic for music? The only

You mean reviewing a full album track by track with clips n shit?
The Rock Critic does some shit like that if you're into it

>>70759008
Eww why would you want that?
>>70759048
Oh fuck, that guy is unbearable . . .

>>70759251
i want to somebody for laugh to terrible albums with me

Todd In The Shadows

>>70759008
You could always actually listen to the albums and form your own opinion on them.

>>70759300
yeah but it's not necessary anymore, it's the XXI century, bro

>>70759334
You don't need some random guy you don't know to form your own opinions. Most fans of these critics just blindly follow what they say.

>>70759251
Rock critic drinking game: Take a shit every time he shows a picture of a emoji or makes a Trump joke

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>>70759388
>Take a shit
>a emoji

The problem with the majority of modern music critiques is it solely relies on the reviewers feelings and thus is dependent on many factors besides the actual music itself.

Reviewing music on a technical basis is also stupid as even glitches produced by a sound/filter algorithm is considered music.

Music reviewing is highly subjective and whatever makes the listener feel good is its sole basis of criterion.

Other rubes will want to abstract and add more filler by tying the artist's historical upbringing and possibly theorize and tie together to the sound and lyric the artist has portrayed. Unless confirmed by the author, this is a similar case that occurs in literature. If the curtains are blue, the curtains are really just blue (and anything beyond is shoehorning subjective theories to the true author's intent (which is to be consumed as-is)).The problem with the majority of modern music critiques is it solely relies on the reviewers feelings and thus is dependent on many factors besides the actual music itself.

Reviewing music on a technical basis is also stupid as even glitches produced by a sound/filter algorithm is considered music.

Music reviewing is highly subjective and whatever makes the listener feel good is its sole basis of criterion.

Other rubes will want to abstract and add more filler by tying the artist's historical upbringing and possibly theorize and tie together to the sound and lyric the artist has portrayed. Unless confirmed by the author, this is a similar case that occurs in literature. If the curtains are blue, the curtains are really just blue (and anything beyond is shoehorning subjective theories to the true author's intent (which is to be consumed as-is)).

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>>70759501
WELL THE EMOJIS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

>>70759008
Todd in the Shadows, Spectrum Pulse, The Rock Critic, Deep Cuts off the top of my head.

Deep Cuts is probably the best from this list.

>>70759710
ignore this on second thought, DC isn't anywhere close to Nostalgia Critic's style. Rock Critic is probably your best 1:1 comparison. Annoying, unbearable, and somehow just entertaining enough to watch.