You're a record label manager in charge of creating the next big rock project: a band formed by only the biggest and greatest douchebags in rock history. Who do you choose?
Example:
Drums: Lars Ulrich
Bass: Roger Waters
Guitar & backing vocals: Billy Corgan
Vocals: It would be decided in a fistfight between Axl Rose, Anthony Kiedis and pic related
>>70758696
vocals & songwriting: Ariel pink
Synthesizers & backing vocals: Grimes
Guitar & Songwriting: Kevin Parker
Bass: Geddy Lee
Drums: Hunter Hendrix
Drums: Lars Ulrich
Bass: Noel Gallagher
Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Vocals: Ronnie Radke
>>70758696
Do they have to be good or just arseholes? I'm working solely on the premise of just biggest arseholes:
Vocals: Mike Love
Rhythm Guitar/Backing Vocals: John Lennon
Lead Guitar: Ted Nugent
Bass: Gene Simmons
Drums: Lars Ulrich during his cocaine-fueled stage
Production by Phil Spector
Lou Reed
John Mayer
Ray Manzarek
Phil Collins
>>70758761
>Geddy Lee
he's an asshole?
Jim Morison: vocals
Kurt Cobain: guitar
Animal(muppets): drums
Fat Mike:bass
>>70758821
They don't have to be good musicians. Usually, they aren't. They just have to score really, really high in the asshole scale. Ideally, the album should be recorded entirely by multi-tracking each instrument on separate sessions due to the impossibility of the band getting along in the studio
Anthony Fantano on every instrument
>>70758799
>Steven Drozd
How is he an arsehole?
>>70758833
I always saw old Phil as a good guy. Just really fucking stupid.
>>70758838
after hanging out with those guys he'll become one :)
>>70758814
winner
Kanye West
Roger Waters
The Edge
Phil Collins
Together they could make something almost as good as Lulu
>>70758904
This makes Roger happy
>>70758814
>>70758883
Noel's pretentious no doubt, but he's great in interviews. Not try-hard, actually funny.
>>70758833
>Ray Manzarek
explain
>>70758696
>a band formed by only the biggest and greatest douchebags in rock history
Gene Simmons: counting shekels
Yngwie Malmsteen: obesity, attacking people
Axl Rose: obesity, attacking people
Tommy Lee: attacking people, ADHD
Can't top this, don't you even try.
>>70759000
huge ego. sid vicious would have been a better choice though, couldn't even be bothered to learn his instrument.
>>70759013
good list but i feel GG allin could improve the bands all round sound errr i meant violence
>>70759032
I meant 'explain' as in 'give some examples'
Drums guy from gwar
Bass guy from depeche mode
Guitar guy guy who also whom guy from r.e.m.
synths dave gahan forced t' ( i particularly hate them. It's more funny to hate~hate, is mejamx.)
Singer alanis morisette
#bandofpuresta$$hoelqselloutdemonjohnsnobchapminc
>>70759060
ego says it all
when morrison died he modelled himself on him for better or for worse, used his notoriety to criticize anyone he didn't like. he's a fantastic musician and not universally hated so I'll retract him. hard to find douchebag bassists
the first 4 posters from the grimes thread