/metal/ general: totally not Dissection edition
old thread: >>70716462
post nu metal to save the general edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlJ4ppEP-sU
>>70724901
Legitimately great melodic death.
who /buttmetal/ here?
Post a better MDM album
TITANIC PROMETHEUS
>>70724948
right here boy-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8VIhIIq-kk
>>70724956
this by a long shot
Also Quo Vadis is criminally underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsEFZrzc458
This is great
xth for cajun nickelback
WE
>>70724956
>>70724982
Fucking plebs
>>70724992
SET OUT FROM SVITJOD'S SHORES
@70724961
acid butt fans sure are bad at trolling
reeeeee melomeal reee
>>70724987
>cajun nickelback
>>70725025
>being this much of an uncultured OSDM redneck
>>70725054
>be'lakor
aka music to play when tyrone is fucking your wife, doggystyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFrzLwRkiJk
why is it still such a big meme to dismiss melodeath
When you look at top 40 death metal albums on RYM there are only 5, Crimson, Heartwork and Gothenburg 3
>>70725074
>using RYM
wew
THIS IS REAL NOW MOTHERFUCKER
FELONIOUS SLAMZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tgWY8hXTQE
>>70725074
Because most of the plebs here can't wrap their heads around using actual recording techniques and complex harmonies and melodies
>>70725054
sorry I only listen to raw bm demos
>>70725068
Is pic related you
>>70725097
>code orange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUJkg2SiZA
I like this sort of metal
So when are you faggots gonna turn funeral doom into a meme
>>70725097
http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/bummer-alert/some-asshole-broke-a-girls-jaw-and-caused-brain-bleeding-at-a-code-orange-show
>swing kicking with steel toed boots
metalcore truly is a great scene
>>70725125
>Rust in Peace
>nu-male
>>70725154
we don't have to it already is
>>70725154
>implying it isn't already
>>70725125
Pic related = you
ITT: We post only god tier MELODIC DEATH METAL
>>70725170
why do people still reply to this bait chart?
>>70725171
>>70725172
wew lads
>>70725171
>>70725172
How is it a meme?
There is nothing to meme about it
>>70725180
Pic related = you
>>70725198
>>70725204
how come funeral doom fans get so easily offended?
>>70725180
time was not kind to dennis the menace
>>70725206
Pic related = you
>>70724948
Studio version of pagan love song was on YouTube for almost a week. Good times.
>>70725217
/metal/ is full of faggots who listen to melodeath, black metal (atmoshit) and boringcore shit
nothing surprising here
>>70724901
ITT: post only meme metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rie7Prw8Gqc
>>70725217
I'm not offended, I'm just wondering
>>70724959
OPEN UP YOUR BLACK DIAMOND EYES
AND REJOICE AS RA'S CREATION DIES
Is Katatonia a meme band?
>>70725250
wow this was boring, here's some more boringcore
>>70724992
WUZ VIKANGZ AN SHIT
>>70725244
t. wigger
Heavy : The lazy muh age of glory dad
Sludge : The drunk alcoholic depressed fat uncle
$lam : the wannabe nigger white kid
Power : the skinny lanklet basement dwelling bench warmer
Black : The kid from american history X
Melodeath : the edgy emo scene grill
Funeral doom : the edgy emo scene guy
Groove : the fit jock
Grindcore : the repressed pervert town rapist
Death : the repressed pervert town serial killer
Thrash : the mexican gardener
Glam : the local tranny whore
Industrial BM : conspiracy theory nutjob
xD
The best band to come out of Sweden since Europe.
more like this? i already know acid bath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLr2WVhIp8
>BOMBASTIC BLAST BEATS
>TRAUMATIZING TREMOLO PICKING
>EVISCERATING ENVELOPING
>CRUSHING CHORUS
>GALLOPING GUITARS
>BRUTALIZING BASS
>RENDING RIFFS
>SIZZLING SUPERIMPOSITION
>HELLISH HI-HATS
>GRAPHIC GROWLS
>SEARING SCREAMS
>DEMONIC DOUBLE BASS
>>70725266
Strong urge to kill a gay Algerian rising in muh tummy.
pic is pretty generic and the EDM does make it even worse but hey never look a gifted horse into his mouth
>>70725125
>sound of preservance
replace with symbolic and were good
>>70725159
rip
>>70725250
>>70725287
ADHD detected
>>70725315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st2QSappg80
>>70725266
JORMUNGAND- LORD OF THE POISONOUS SEA, FULFILL THE TWILIGHT PROHPECY
Is there any metal with groove elements that isn't buttmetal
>>70725319
t. Fantano
>>70725383
/meal/ btfo
>>70721041
>>70725403
I only listen to hipster garbage: the man
Ulcerate
>>70725456
Is good
Do you guys talk about metalcore in these threads? I never could grow out of this garbage.
>>70725504
try to listen to superior metalcore, i rec Cryptopsy
>>70725504
No unless it features Bjorn "Speed" strid
>>70725504
I still listen to like 3 metalcore bands. Took me forever to realize how garbage most metalcore is.
>>70725504
I only listen to REAL metalcore! Converge, Dillinger Escape Plan, BTBAM, the list could go on...
but seriously I still enjoy metalcore, I just wouldn't bring it up in /meal/
>>70725504
Try some good metalcore like Angelmaker, Manilla Road, Lykathea Aflame, Gridlink, !T.O.O.H! ect ect
>>70725504
The only good metalcore
>>70725559
Manilla Road the most brootal of metalcore
>>70725504
Carnifex, Whitechapel and The Red Chord are halfway decent.
The rest can die in fire.
>>70725743
gotta love those manilla road breakdowns
*chug chug chug*
LOST IN
*chug chug*
NECROPOLIS
*chug chug pinch harmonic*
>>70725773
>Whitechapel
>halfway decent
Hahaha
say something nice about these nice men
>>70725932
They made the best metal album
>>70725932
They make good Metalcore for slavshits
>>70725932
Is this Anal Nakarash?
>>70725984
absolutely correct, anon
>pleb is telling me that Swans isn't as heavy as Metallica or Megadeth
What do?
>>70726151
you stop being a pleb and show him some quality Last Days of Humanity
>>70726151
Who?
>>70725504
What the fuck is up with this terrible band names anyway, is it made on purpose so we don't listen to them?
>>70726249
>Miss May I
>Asking Alexandria
>Bring Me The Horizon
>A Day To Remember
This is how the nu-male is identified. Pussy bitch band names that sound like the memoirs of a middle-aged housewife.
i like how the term "nu male" is so prominent here yet 99% of this thread probably consists of skinny twink faggots with long hair and black skinny jeans and band shirts
>>70726343
i'm pretty sure nu-maleposting is just unrestrained shitposting, anon
although i am glad i don't fit that description, those people tend to be fucking annoying
>>70726249
Acacia Strain is probably one of the only acceptable names. Acacias look metal as fuck. Love the band too.
>>70726343
t. nu-male
Tell me what you think of this.
I think it's alright, neither notably great or shit.
https://youtu.be/YfN_OpV4XvY
>>70726385
Carnifex could be a legit OSDM band name, though. It's the Latin term for "executioner".
>>70726415
>>70726315
t. nu-male
>>70726455
t. nu-male
quality band name right here
>tfw can't listen to metal that isn't well known
>>70726455
t. nu-male
>>70726460
>>70726549
>>70726455
t. nu-male
>>70726415
if you actually believe you're allowed to shitpost about nu-males when you're not physically fit, don't have a nice, proper short haircut, have no sex life, don't dress like a normal person, and don't listen to normal music then you should probably kys.
>>70726542
t. nu-male
>>70726583
alright, nu-male
>>70724992
SUCK
>>70725319
you missed angular X
Is this peak Voivod?
>>70726437
Sauce
so now that varg's confirmed he's a redditor, who do we flock around now, /metal/?
THis album restored my faith in metal
>>70726748
jonathan davis is confirmed most redpilled metal aritst
>>70726748
I clicked random band on metallum so I guess we flock around this guy now
http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540390257
>>70726748
Where did he donfirm that he's a Redditor?
>>70726823
looks like a chubbier Oneohtrix Point Never
>succumbing to creeping depression and skipping lectures
metal for this feel?
>>70726856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJKtK_JEnyY
What are some other bands like The Axis of Perdition?
>>70726880
you got something that isnt more boring than watching paint dry in a humid environment?
DSBM recs?
>>70726996
Lykathea Aflame
>>70726856
could just be laziness
>>70726823
>6 different bands
>one of them has 60+ demos in 4 years
>14 different logos
>5 different pseudonyms
>all nazifag shit
Black Metal was a mistake.
>>70726996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlfZH-TBXzI
post thinking man's metal
How do I get into grindcore?
>>70726748
B A S E D
>>70726846
not liking faggy weeb cartoons means you're a redditor now apparently
>>70726823
no these are our new guys
http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540388433
>>70725311
SCREAM
OF
THE
SA
VAGE
YAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70727123
REDDIT AND FALSE LEAVE THE HALL
>>70727123
>not liking faggy weeb cartoons means you're a redditor now apparently
Doesn't Reddit fucking love anime? Or is it just because 4chan loves Varg and 4chan is an anime discussion board, so Varg not liking anime must mean that he's of the opposite of 4chan?
OH SHIT NEW POWER TRIP BOYS
What do you guys think of Paint Me Red by Avatar?
>tfw it makes me think of a specific girl
>>70727021
it could be, i dont really know
i should probably see someone about it
>>70727207
it's just a meme to call anybody who doesn't like mongolian cartoons redditors because of this pic, don't take memes seriously
>>70726996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDIILzfRKqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpt431_T3To
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-9XgN7_Ek
I wish i could stand screeching and growling but i can't.
Maybe i'm just not angsty enough.
>>70727213
Never heard of them but this shit is good, thanks anon.
>>70727299
yeah you're just like, so mature. best stick to indie pop and trap rap
>>70727299
Shit-tier bate
>>70727122
first Repulsion, then Napalm Death, then Pig Destroyer, then Discordance Axis, and by then you're loving it so everything else
>>70727262
How the fuck can he post if he's banned?
>>70726996
Lascar
>>70727358
he evaded it genius it says in the post
>>70727262
>moot era
Hiroyuki was a mistake.
>>70726971
Can't help shit taste.
>>70727333
>trap rap
>>70727299
It's tough not being one of these under-age brootal kvlt kiddies, but some of us have to do it. Traditional Heavy Metal vocals all day erry day.
>>70727333
>>70727336
Triggered.
>>70725281
Katatonia really got to their height on The Great Cold Distance, but the LFDGD is superb too.
>>70727213
That cover art looks like it was by the same artist that did the cover for Labyrinth Constellation.
Last Power Trip was ace, looking forward to this one.
>>70727524
And the same as Le Dernier Crepuscule.
>>70727451
t. overweight has-been 40 y/o bachelor
>>70727581
Actually my wife passed away from cancer in 2014. I wouldn't be surprised if she got it from overhearing some shitty black metal.
>>70724936
>nu-metal
>actual metal
Pick one
>>70727625
>making jokes about your dead wife
this is a new level of cynicism
>>70727524
>>70727560
yep, all Paolo Girardi. he did the art for Power Trip's first album, too.
>>70727299
>>70727451
>>70727625
serious question, are you autistic? why do you feel the need to post this in every thread? we get it, you prefer trad metal
>>70727651
lmao fuck off nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe8NjQuhh8w
>>70727702
>inflator
fucking kek, did they actually think that was a good name
underrated power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmIo70IPpaQ
>>70727702
>>70727725
Deviant art metal
>>70727686
No, are you?
BULLSHIT POSER WHO ARE YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FzJ0g5LFHY
>>70727729
Good USPM trying to make it in a glam world
>>70726445
>Carnifex could be a legit OSDM band name
It is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJfOpepvSCE
>>70727972
Leatherwolf prevailed where celtic frost failed
>>70728039
Aw shiet.
Jesus those vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZfb_3meq0
>>70728125
not even impressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYimUNtWLd8
More like this?
Hey guys, could u recommend me some german thrash metal ?
Post your favorite use of sampling in metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etF3iTqqPSU
>>70728183
Kreator - Extreme Aggression
Sodom - Persecution Mania
Destruction - Infernal Overkill
Exumer - Possessed By Fire
>>70728280
Can confirm, this is good shit.
>>70728148
I...what?
>>70728336
those are actual vocals
that came out of a human being's mouth
supposedly it irreparably damaged his vocal cords
>>70728416
serves him right for thinking imitating screeching tires sounds even remotely good.
>>70728460
>eagle in a parking garage
>>70728460
this
but it is kvlt
>>70725125
Why Rust in Peace?
>>70728416
"Take THAT, John Arch!"
>>70725181
>inplying any melomeal can be even semi-decent
Leave
Behemoth are fucking awful holy shit why do we even allow Nergal to live
>>70728548
>being this much of an uncultured OSDM redneck part 2: electric boogaloo
>>70728646
Behemoth are a terrible band and Nergal is one of the biggest faggots in metal, do I need to elaborate on something that's known fact?
>>70728668
>>70728602
those are sure some hot opinions there
>>70728180
ageless oblivion
wrath of vesuvius
wrvth
son of aurelius
sulphur aeon
>>70728654
>tries recommending """good""" melodeath
>fucking Amon Amarth
This is too good, this is going to be a funny thread
>>70728727
>b-but it has actual musical talent and composition technique.
>I-it can't be metal
>>70728783
t. pmrants
>>70728654
>posts one of their most mediocre albums
Kek
>>70728523
It's very ubiquity makes it a limp choice.
spoiler/ there are a dozen albums I like on there, but - make no mistake - that chart is fucking great
>>70725181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQ7-hJQLJo
>>70728721
Just did a quick listen to all of these, quality recommendations, fucking thanks.
Apparently i like atmo shit, alot.
>>70728900
prog death aint atmoshit
>>70728721
I like all of this except for son of aurelius.
Fuck those guys.
>>70728945
why?
>>70728900
also, i forgot to mention rivers of nihil
>>70728783
>tries defending his opinion
>fucking Memes End
Great thread, keep posting
What's some good melodeath?
>>70729028
machinehead - is there anybody out there?
Who's the Tom Waits of metal?
>>70725233
Kek
>>70729009
Tell me when to stop grandad
>>70729049
a cringe inducing tryhard fedorafag? frost or gaahl probably
>>70725125
There are a lot of good bands that I dont even know where to start.
>>70729046
You wanna know how i know you are gay?
>>70729079
/metal/ sure has the hottest opinions on this board.
I am invoking the name of the SHRED GODDESS!
Show yourself, Great Kat!
>>70729177
>shred
Gotchu senpai
>goddess
Ngl I'd fuck DiSanto if he wore a miniskirt
>>70729079
Shit taste
>>70729177
fuck off
>>70729246
>muh cigarettes
>muh alcoholism
>muh gravelly voice
>muh depression
>muh olde tymey aesthetic
tom waits sucks
>>70729289
Nothing wrong with any of those, he's fucking great. Stop being and edgy contrarian try-hard.
>>70725109
>picture of stupid stuff mixed with the most milquetoast purveyors of the ideology I don't like.
Hmmm really tickles the nipples.
>>70729289
Tom Waits is great you slob faggot. Also he doesn't drink anymore.
Chop open your face! Chop you in the balls!
Chop you up and I'll fill your mouth with blood!
Swallowing down your flesh! Chomping up on you!
Once you were alive! Now you are so dead!
>>70729527
nice forced meme :)
This album is wrong, fucked, and overrated. I think I'm gonna be sick and it's Vektor's fault.
>>70729527
kat deserves to be shooped onto a better album
This song is sooo shit, but I can't stop listening to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
>>70729579
its a great album, but its been memed to death
>>70729579
This is the end of the redux.
>>70729640
You are the end of everything
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A TERMINAL REDUX
>>70729580
like this one?
>>70726620
ANGULAR ALLITERATION
Put Kat on this chair
Is it that time yet lads?
>>70729783
it's always time
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Album
*ahem*
What is wrong with you people?
>>70729894
Please save us
>>70727213
Fucking riffs
>>70729894
listen to this you'll understand
>>70725125
Hey man don't knock butt stuff until you've tried it.
Diego a fag who listens to glam
>>70729527
>>70729527
lyrical miracle
>>70729533
you're a forced meme
delete yrslf
Who's the more entry-level of non-entry level metal: Amon Amarth or Opeth?
>>70730019
I haven't slept since I woke up ok?
YEAH VEKTR M I RITE BOYS
>>70730095
Opeth
>>70730095
>entry level of non-entry level
what
probably Opeth desu
>>70730827
Big 4, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, etc. are all bands that people frequently use to get into metal. So at some point they start delving into the non-entry level metal, and Amon Amarth and Opeth are commonly where they begin
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard
am I supposed to be laughing the entire time while listening to this?
How do i get into metal? i like Black Sabbath, Metallica, X Japan, boris, and nails. That's about the extent of my metal taste, so these are obviously surface level bands. How do i get deeper into the genre
>>70731145
Also I really really like mr. Bungle
>>70730922
Amon Amarth is 100% accessible to a complete newcomer
>>70731249
In my experience it took a while to get used to growls in metal
>>70731295
thats because youre a faggot.
>>70731309
>Anyone can get into metal on their first try!
I bet you think Burzum is underground, too
>>70731379
varg is a talentless hack im not even sure why youre bringing him up.
>>70731145
>Black Sabbath
Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
>Metallica
Sabbat - Evoke
>X-Japan
kek
>Boris
Corrupted - Se Hace Por Los Suenos Asesinos
>Nails
Nasum - Inhale/Exhale
>>70731411
don't talk shit about x japan
for fans of Brutal Death Metal
get in on this, just released.
https://silenttorture1.bandcamp.com/album/torn-to-pieces
>>70731518
>tfw no demons to tear me open
>>70731295
Johann Hegg has the most accessible growls in the history of metal
>>70731881
Hence why they're an entry level band for non-entry level metal. What are you arguing?
Dig the extra-grimy production.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGIcJIIN4CY
Hey this is nice
>>70730095
Probably Opeth because of Mikael's cleans.
What do you guys think about this album? I love it.
>>70733247
Aren't they the band that records at half speed?
what the fuck terrible and overproduced shitty deathcore
there's five times more studio magic on this than you'd hear on a dragonforce album
>>70733281
yeah
>>70733281
you mean dragonforce?
>>70731518
I'll listen to it, but only to increase my number of albums listened to
>>70733281
No idea if they do, that's neato if true.
>>70733372
>recording your music at half speed then speeding up the recording to make it sound like you're a proficient musician is neato
>>70733395
That's pretty creative
>>70733395
They perform at album tempo, but I guess you could keep convincing yourself that's a big deal?
anyone listen to Death Metal Dads?
>>70727670
I think his best album covers are the war-themed ones, as his style really captures the dusty din and fervor of battle.
>>70733201
did they lose the mega fruity melodies from the previous one?
hey guys have you heard this?
What are some metal bands you used to get mixed up?
I used to get Arcturus and Watain mixed up, to the point where when I first listened to Watain I thought I was in for some kind of progressive experimental stuff.
>>70724901
I am not a metal fag but I do like this album, are these guys popular? I showed them to a friend of mine who is a metalfag but he has not heard of them
Why do frenchies make such good Black Metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55RXB6EN20s
>>70733739
I got bell witch, old witch, and burning witch mixed up for a while
Who do frenchies make such good Post Metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlq_1aeEfKU
>>70733739
recently Anomalie and Agonie
>>70733574
You take that back
But yes, they did
>>70733896
ah good
I will listen then
STOP CALLING MY FAVORITE BANDS BUTTMETAL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>70733977
>listens to buttmetal
>calls people niggers
fuck off back to /pol/, pleb
>>70733757
Your friend is, in fact, an actual fag.
>>70733977
Quit listening to butt metal
>>70733977
>Buttmetal fan caring about the opinions of others
Pure pottery
has kreator entered the realm of buttmetal?
>>70725004
This is some decent SotS worship.
How can you not love him?
>>70734272
Saw him live and met him after the show
He's a really nice guy and could feel he was being genuine.
Also his voice is fucking amazing live don't people get worse as they get older?
>>70727098
post-thinking man's metal
>>70724901
as someone who loves dissection, that album is fucking awesome
Name a better drummer.
>THROUGH THE CLOUDS I'M DIVING OVER BABYLONIAN FIELDS
>BELOW THE STARS, BEYOND MATERIAL DREAMS
>MANIFEST MY INDEPENDENCE, THIS IS TRUE BELIEF
>THIS NIGHTMARE THEY CALL LIFE IS NOT FOR ME
what did he mean by this
>>70734992
TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE
>>70735032
i really want to like early kreator but something about mille's vocals just doesnt work for me
>>70729527
I'm gonna headpat that Kat!
>>70728668
Hot B8
>>70735193
Pleasure to Kill, my guy, every day till you like it.
>>70734585
>>70730095
Amon amarth, songs are shorter, power metal imagery and hook based song structures
>>70731145
Listen to more
>>70735256
whole album, in order, every single day?
>>70734095
No, even if tyou arent into thrash they can still be viewed as an objectively good band, even their modern stuff is competent
>>70731145
>Black Sabbath and Boris
the whole genre of doom metal
>Nails
HM-2core like the new Spinebreaker, Gatecreeper, Sect, Funeral Chic, and Harsh Realities by Death Toll 80k
I just missed Gatecreeper tonight by 30 fucking minutes. They went on early at fucking 10
>>70734272
I feel like I should find Devin cheesy and unbearable.
I still find him cheesy but I fucking love him. Dem god damn pipes
Also SYL is wall of sound perfected
>>70735334
DO IT
>>70735397
That's the worst feeling. happened to me once with Black Breath in atlanta
I hope the supporting acts were decent for you
>>70726617
kek
>>70724956
This or Citadel, can't decide which I like more.
>>70731986
The most accessible growls are entry level for an entry level band, there's nothing non-entry level about Amon Amarth.