Tell me a music joke anon

What do Gary Glitter and a guitarist have in common?

They both like fingering minors.

What do you get if you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

Why did The Beatles cross the road?

>>70720349
Your library

Which musician had the biggest fall from grace?

Jeff Buckley; he recorded Grace and then fell into a river.

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>>70720349
>*blocks your path*
I made three hours full of them

What did Rihanna say to Chris Brown before he pulled over to beat her ass

Shut Up and Drive

metal

>>70720349
The Beatles

>>70720576
came here to post this

>>70720488
s a v a g e

Knock knock

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>>70722302
who is there

>>70722302
>>70722563
damn...

>>70722563
Meg whites most complex drum beat

>>70722563
The

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>>70722563
Yes

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Knock Knock

4hero more like 2zeroes

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what fruit does Beethoven eat cuz it sound like his fifth symphony when you say the name of the grape that I'm describing

it's grapes cuz "GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAAAAPES"

>>70722855
aw shit someone call up meg white and let her know she just got roasted again

i dunno but i heard cellists suck or something and it's funny

What do you call a bear who plays the guitar?

>>70720349
Grimes