How would you respond, /mu/?

>>70712479
i mean, he's like 11.
realistically, i'd laugh and tell him he's probably right

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>>70712479
" AYY LMAO "
out loud

Shove him to the ground, steal his skateboard, smash him in the face with it, not hard enough to seriously hurt him but to make him lose a few teeth and get a busted nose/lip. Probably put the cigarette out on his face, followed by one final kick to the ribs as I effortlessly glide away from the police.

>>70712479
"tell me, tell me, fuck your mum I fucking kill her , tell me

>>70712479
>killer
>probably listens to hip hop

That kid is probably right.

>>70712479
In those shorts hes asking for a scraped knee

>>70712527
it's a satirical account. it's pretty funny in a memey way

Challenge him to a game of tick tack toe, he already has the appropiate shirt.

>Push him off his board
>Truckcheck him in the knees
>Steal his cigarettes
>Cop his t-shirt
>Piss on his face
>Cop his board if it's not from wal-mart

>>70712479
I would lyrically flex on him

>>70712756
"Pssssh...nothing personnel, kid"

Tell him, "Yeah well clearly you don't listen to truly superior music such as Ween, Boards of Canada, My Bloody Valentine, The Beach Boys, the list goes on..."

Fill then deflate my lungs

>>70712510
REALLY loud

like scream it

>>70712510
ok computer

you remind me of me when I was younger

a dweeby little fucking loser

>>70712479
Laugh heartily.

Hmmm

>>70712479

Have some friendly banter and shit on him a bit. Maybe let him know some good bants he could use on his dumb friends.

He is clearly a cool kid. For that age, anyway.

>>70712520

Cool your jets, hothead.

>>70714749

>I'm a teenager still, I hope you guys don't guess :^)

sorry. it was too easy.

your overcompensating rage toward a literal child gave it away.

>>70712479
I'd tell him that he's a little twat who enjoys angsty teenager music and tell him to listen to real music like Gorillaz, My Chemical Romance, Green Day and Niel Cicierga

>>70715669
isn't it sort of more pathetic to be browsing 4chan when you're not a teenager anymore

>>70712756
Do you live in Virginia? Millennials wont shut the fuck up about ween over here

>>70715787
No, because it's nice to chill here on your days off and when you have early retirement.

>>70712479
Find out who his parents are tell them he caled me a cunt or something and then he'd be grounded or some shit

truck him

>>70715927
I live in Virginia.

>>70712479
What band is in his T-Shirt?

i would call the police out of his ear reach and tell them an 11 year old is smoking

is that a bad short or soemth8ng? i dont recognize it

>>70712479
dont be insecure because the only orbital song you know you found through the mean girls soundtrack

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>>70717553
Hooly shit

>>70714593
I ponder of something gay. My anus fills and then deflates...

>>70717827
>>70718125
but what band is it?

Probably say that all music is real music.
Then I'd say something like, "Twenty one Pilots is pretty overrated", but just say it simply and not sperg out over it.
Then I'd leave.

>>70712479
yeah i dont know what real music is, so what

>>70715927
Patrician kids

>>70718249
21 pilots you retard

>>70718577
and who is 21 pilots? some indie christian band?

>>70718430
patrician answer right here

>>70712654
What happened to being funny in a genuine way?

I'd fart and indicate the importance of a light stance towards the all. #fatherhood

>>70718931
memes

>>70712479
i'd tell him that he's got objectively better taste in music than faggots who listen to shitty trap and meme albums

>>70718597
I don't listen to them but they're very popular emo rap or something idk bro but I at least recognize the cover

>>70712479
>Smokes let's go

>>70718931
It's too hard

>>70719137
kek, this kid looks like a younger Trevor

>>70712756
Settle down R. Kelly

>>70718931
they're genuine memes

ahahahaha holy fuck didnt notice the cig in his hnd the first time

>>70719131
we get it, you're 15. no need for excuses now

He probably smokes some shitty mom cigarettes. I'd kick his ass and tell him to roll his own then I'd wait for his mommy to come pick him up and give her back her smokes