Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 2
Nights since last BNM: 14
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace John Hurt
-Has Pitchfork given up on Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here
>>70691305
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
What are people listening to?
Kehlani 7.0
CEP 7.0
Max Richter 7.4
Egyptrixx 6.7
Dreamy Harbor 7.2
Pitchfork has become such a fucking clickbait site but it is still unparalleled for its breadth of coverage
It disgusts me that it's such a fucking institution at this point. Nothing differentiates it from Rolling Stone. Christ. We need something new. Give us some real shit yknow
>>70692749
>but it is still unparalleled for its breadth of coverage
>>70693171
He's not lying though
>>70693182
biggest faggot of all time in this thread right now ittrn
all bnms this year are overrated trash
>>70693198
>right now ittrn
>>70693206
Agreed
>solange
goddess. stunning.
>kanye
genius. dad.
>beyonce
slay. queen.
>ol dirty bastard
rip
>>70693287
why are the beyonce twins so ugly?
>>70692749
>oh hay
>>70694252
Return of the TMT threads?
I like that CEP album. Very sparse.