Brian on NoFap

Normies BTFO

How will they recover?

>>70684061
brian confirmed for virgin wizard

in my room just gained a whole new meaning...

>>70684061
thats stupid as shit. if anything its just giving him extreme sexual frustration to use as inspiration.

>>70684314
No wonder he indulged in so many other physical pleasures such as drugs and food.

It all makes sense now

>>70684314
sexual repression is a dumb meme

>>70684314
A lot of people create as an outlet for sexual frustration

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>>70684061
WHAT THE FUCKKKK?!?!!!!!!!???!!?!?

>>70684061
>repressing yourself and expecting to be mentally sane

>>70684352
yeah and thats stupid. He is creating self induced sexual frustration. Thats like slitting your wrists so you can write nine inch nails songs.

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>mfw all I had to do was stop masturbating to become a great musician

>>70684444
While I shouldn't disagree with quads, I think there is something to it. While 10 years is fucking nuts, I find not acting on every sexual urge makes want to do something productive. I'm sure other people have felt the same way.

>>70684586
Well yeah. Its probably helpful to skip a day or two sometimes but 10 years is ridiculous. Skipping a day can give you more testosterone/energy but skipping 10 years only gives you a degree in pseudoscience.
Also those are some nice 4s.

>wanted to always give Brian a hug
>he would probably ejaculate at even the slightest physical contact

Now I'm not so sure.

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>>70684706
pic related

He came.

>>70684680
I've tried to stop masturbating for several reasons. I'm not going to try to push any of my beliefs or ideas down anyone's throat. But I do think that there might something to going a time (weeks not months) without jerking it. I feel like it can be motivator to do something. But again, 10 years is crazy.

what the fuck

He is truly a pure being.

>>70684801
Everything in moderation.

>My dad told me in high school: ‘Son, now you’re gonna be going through a lot of hell as you grow up, and the one thing you should never do is you should not have orgasms and masturbate and you should not fuck with girls.’

fucking excuse me

wtf i hate sex now

coil did something like this also but not for 10 years

But masturbating is the only joy I have in life

this is a satirical article right?

This isn't real, right?

>tfw you thought you were capable of writing music but you had an orgasm by accident 6 years ago

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>>70684965
>>70684967
It's not satirical, it's an article from the mid-nineties where he talks the most candidly about how he feels about his bandmates:

>"I’ll work on my own, solo, before I work with a bunch of guys that don’t give a shit about me. ... there’s probably five or six real good reasons why they don’t like me. One is they’re jealous. Two: erm, they’re assholes. Three: they’re too businessmen and too businesslike. And four: there’s no respect. They have no respect for me. They just spit at me and kick me, no respect at all. I say, ‘Well, fuck it then!’ ... Carl is my brother, but Carl is an asshole. I love Carl, I love his singing, but he’s an asshole to me. Those guys are assholes. I oughta beat the hell out of them all. I dunno, I’d probably get beat up if I tried that."

>>70685728
>Those guys are assholes. I oughta beat the hell out of them all. I dunno, I’d probably get beat up if I tried that.

Best part.

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>>70684061
Was Dennis born with all the sexual energy that was supposed to be distributed amongst the three brothers?

>that Seinfeld episode where George stops having sex and becomes a genius

>>70685887
this is what I thought of immediatley

>>70685773

>you'll never team up with Brian to beat the shit out of the Beach Boys and go drink a few pints afterwards
Why is life so unfair bros

>>70684061
stop masturbating

>>70686027
I wouldn't even think of trying to beat up Dennis

>>70686345
Dennis is a bro and would help Brian out <3

>>70684061
This is the exact inspiration i needed to fully commit to no fap. Friendly reminder that your semen is mana and she-devils were sent from hell to drain you.

>>70684766
in context that picture does make a lot of sense

>>70685728
The backstory behind this is so sad. I think he still wasn't in a great headspace when this stuff was going down and I think he was spurred in by Mike and Carl being kind of mean to him but that's why it's so sad.

Digits prove he'll live for another ten years

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>>70688877

>>70688877
Well there you go

>>70684943
They were talking about fucking 10 year olds

>>70688877
>>70688888
HOLY SHIET

>>70688888
>>70688908
Well shit, didn't expect that to work
Glad I could help our benevolent god

>>70685887
>George complains about being a failure and tfw no gf every episode
>has sex everyday
>not having sex for a couple of days makes him a genius
poor consistency

>>70688962
maybe he doesn't masturbate when in a relationship

>>70684061
Shit, It can't be true, I'm 20 right now, that means that I will have to wait until my thirties to be a god among men.

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>>70684766

>>70684061
These satirical articles stopped being funny a very long time ago.

>>70689843
The article was published in a music magazine that doesn't do satire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncut_(magazine)

>>70689940
in that case, fuck sakes Brian...

>>70685728
>Those last sentences
Brian a fucking savage

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>>70685728

>>70688877
Breaking my no fap commitment on this 4chan post. Can life get any better?

>>70688877
The reason he's lived so long regardless of everything is because of NoFap.

Meme magic confirms this

>>70685816
Yes

>>70686396
This

>>70688819
He definitely wasn't in the best headspace then. He had just come out of the whole Landy thing but he still was struggling mentally. Also Carl had just thrown a wrench in Brian's plan to produce a new Beach Boys album. Brian actually patched things up with Carl before he died though, from what I've heard.

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>>70684061

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>>70685728
>I oughta beat the hell out of them all
Well, at least he beat the hell out of Mike.

>>70684314
I'm not into the nofap thing because I think it's ridiculous (and it seems to be pushed by christfags).
But honestly, the less I get involved with sex related thing, the better I feel (which doesn't make my gf happy).
Young people who can't get pussy don't do themselves a favor by watching porn. The more you watch it, the more the need is present.
This is what creates frustration (and in my case, a lack of motivation and depression).
If you just abstain, the need will fade away.

Nofap actually started out as something secular nerds did because they either had some sort of internet porn addiction, or bought into the bro science idea of it makes you more manly and have more testosterone if you dont jerk off every day.

Christians have been telling fuckers they would grow hair on their palms if they jerk off too much for years so i could see how it could eventually be infiltrated by christtards.

also ive been shitposting on 4chan since the beginning, i actually remember the thread were the word fap became a meme, its a sound effect from a hentai .

Memories.

>>70697126
no fap makes sense when and only when someone is addicted to porn/masturbation
otherwise its just placebo effect, like when someone cuts out gluten when they dont have a gluten allergy and they feel "so much healthier" afterwords

>>70684228
underrated

>>70696771
BASED

>>70697173
>or bought into the bro science idea of it makes you more manly and have more testosterone if you dont jerk off every day.
have you created pet sounds?
if not you should try nofap m8

If this were true the bandcamp and SoundCloud threads here wouldn't be so shit.

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>>70686403
We have to preserve our precious bodily fluids

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>>70684351
this

not to mention nofap is a jewish scheme to promote casual sex

"Stop acting self-sufficient, and force yourself to rely on others instead for sexual pleasure"

>>70697173
If Christians invented it (have been doing it for years as you said), then it's the seculartards who have started infiltrating, you idiot

>>70697927
>implying the BandCamp/SoundCloud guys are abstaining from masturbation

>>70696771
No wonder Marilyn cheated on him with their bodyguard

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https://www.theguardian.com/music/2004/jul/24/popandrock

>How often do you have sex?
>Twice a day, every day.

Explain this

>>70700897

This explains it
>>70696771