GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS

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EVERYONE IS A LITTLE QUEER

WHY CAN'T YOU BE A LITTLE STRAIGHT?

>>70659283
wtf i hate weezer now

>>70659283
Thought that was Ritchie for a sec.

WHY BOTHER IT'S GONNA HURT ME
IT'S GONNA KILL WHEN YOU DESERT ME

>>70659310
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TWICE BEFORE
WON'T HAPPEN TO ME ANYMORE

*Guitar solo*

>>70659283
>makes music for queers
>dresses like a queer

Poetry

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Rivers looks good as a girl

BLAST OFF, UP TO THE STARS WE GO

if weezer released pinkerton today, sjws would start a lynch mob

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Reminder

>When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It’s become a ritual – wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full body massage with a ‘happy ending’. It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with the prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.

>>70659472
BASED

>>70659360
WHO YOU CALLING BOOYYYCH

>>70659472
can't find this online, source?

>>70659213
fucking hate weezer

the american oasis, so fucking generic and plodding

>>70660201

WHAT'S WITH THE HOMIE

>>70660201
even the most die hard weezer fans probably still recognize that they're pretty horrible

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>>70660201
But Weezer is actually good

>>70659411

pinkerton is probably the most influential album of the last 20 years.