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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-01-26 04:16:22 Post No. 70605490
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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2017-01-26 04:16:22
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 2
Nights since last BNM: 11
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Maggie Roche and Jaki Liebezeit
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, Xiu Xiu, and each & every poster here
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>>70605490
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
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cloud nothings are done.
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Cloud Nothings 7.0
Mark Eitzel 8.1
Vitalic 5.4
Buscabulla 7.5
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>Japandroids
>Cloud Nothings
2017 is the year p4k officially distances from indie rock by soft panning all the new releases from their previous darlings. I think they've officially killed all of the Cohen bands, except for The War On Drugs. Once they soft pan Real Estate 2017 will be fucking done.
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Good, they fucking deserve it. That piece of trash excuse for a record. Fuck those faggots. You'll have to excuse my language but they deserve it.
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>>70607554
arcade fire and the national got new ones coming out this year too. low 7's are all but guaranteed.
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>>70607554
DESU, I really don't know how those bands received such praise in the first place. They're not particularly innovative or interesting, and their lyrics are pretty cliche.
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>>70607779
damn itd be end of an era
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>>70607554
good, what boring fucking bands
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>>70607554
http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/01/losing-my-religion-the-demise-of-rock-and-roll/
Honestly, new Cloud Nothings is complete sell out pop punk shit. Japandroids is just boring. Real Estate are a good festival band and have some good, fun tracks, but now that Matt has left the band, I have no hope.
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wow, RIP Japandroids and Cloud Nothings
so ends the hype cycle for 2012-core
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let me be frank: i still love what /p4k/ is doing. sorry not sorry
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>>70607554
for some reason they hopped back onto the xx hype train though
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>>70609718
Yeah, because xx hopped on the pop train.
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