>Dude you wanna crash the mall?

DUDE

WEED

>>70594160
LMAO

>>70594165
>>70594187
>>70594371
well done sk8r bois

I never liked Avril or found her very attractive, but when I was 13 I had fantasies about her being my punk girlfriend. I wanted a chill girlfriend I could hang out with.

I didn't go on my first date until I was 22, didn't have my first girlfriend until I was 24, and I haven't had a girlfriend since I was 25 (I'm 27 now).

>>70594160
my first waifu <3

>>70595056
What did you mean by this?

damn i've got munchies bro xD it's the weed loool do you also get hungry as fuck when you smoke :P

>2017
>still wearing all your preppy clothes

>>70594160
nostalgia from when i was a pop punk loving 7 year old

i wanna french kiss her butthole

How do you crash a public place? Especially during it's business hours?

>>70595680
Prep won out desu. People's idea of dressing "smartly" now is either job-interview-lite or full athleisure.

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>ywn be a high school student in the early 00's hangin' out at the mall all day with your best friends and your qt pop punk gf

>>70597823

haha kids and their fake attempts at rebellion and causing trouble for the establishment "hey connor i dare you to run through the food court screaming i'm a pretty ballerina" haha it'll be so random we're so crazy fuck authority haha

>>70597823
CRASHING THIS PLACE

>>70597903
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>70595100
not sure what the point of sharing that 2nd part is, but at least now everyone at the NSA knows what a loser you are :^)

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>>70597823
they just went there and caused trouble
like how they knocked over the hotdog man bc fuck the establishment right?? not like this guy is being paid minimum wage for a humiliating job!!!!
ah 2000s. they were a simpler time

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>>70598286
I miss that kind of fashion

Now everyone takes what they wear so seriously

>>70598286
god Christina had the hottest body

let that be a lesson to us all about how fast skinny girls can get enormous

>>70598282
Seriously though, if the NSA wanted information about me, how easily would it be able to obtain past posts on 4chan? 'cuz I've been here since '09

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>>70598567
>I miss that kind of fashion
are you shitting me
christinas patchwork pants arent zipped up
lil kim is wearing a WEAVE as a scarf
PINK
ISNT
WEARING
SHOES

>>70599228
come on, if you yanked down Aguilera's pants half an inch you'd see her pussy, I'm feeling it

>>70598658
recaptcha is owned by google, so at least once 4chan started using it your posts started being archived. by google anyway, and maybe sold to the nsa.

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>>70599321
and if you yanked down pinks swamp-green sweat pants youd see pubes peeking out of her mesh bodysuit
im not feeling it

>>70594160
The most fappable video of all time (especially the part where she uses deodorant.

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>>70598286
>00's fashion

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>>70599504
Dude man chillax what's the big deal? 00s fashion was pretty good you're nuts

>>70599670
awesome

>>70597780
Don't let the moaning minnies have their way! There's nothing wrong with a bit of porn! There's more porn watched on the internet than anything else! That's no shame in that in the 21st century!
We have a family night at home where the girls ( wife and my daughter) watch EastEnders in the study and me and my two sons watch hard core porn in the lounge. Good porn for male bonding! We love the internet TV hard core German porn 24/7 channels too! You could only dream of such stuff when I was a lad.The girls like it too - just not when EastEnders is on!
If I won the lottery, do you know what I'd do? First I'd get divorced (no offence to my wife) then I would buy a private jet and turn its passenger area into a hedonistic sex lair! I would then fly it to a remote corner of the world! Upon arrival, I would find a village inhabited by a native tribe that has never seen white people or technology before, or has but only has ephemeral exposure to them! In this village would be a girl who has a very curious/kinky sexual mind, but has never been able to do anything about it (let's say such things are punishable by death in her tribe)! In any case, I would sneak her away and into my plane and make every one of her desires a reality! Not only would it be her first time, but since she had never been exposed to things like pornography, sex toys, quality lubricant, oils, etc., it would blow her away in ways that she never even could have imagined!

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>He was a boy. She was a girl.
>Can I make it anymore obvious?

>>70598286
I wouldn't mind shirts that show the belly making a comeback desu

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>>70599646
despite the fact that 2000s fashion was hideously ugly, i like that it sort of humanized famous musicians
the "ROCK ON" is done so messily, you can tell it was her that did it. makes her seem like a real teenager
celebrities used to dress like teenagers going to the mall on the red carpet, now they dress in clothing that looks like it should be preserved in a museum

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>>70599894
crop tops are still very popular, its just that high waisted jeans have replaced low rise jeans
please dont make us go back to low rise jeans....

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>>70600087
I remember those.

Never again.

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>>70600021
Very true

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>>70600087
>>70600123
does anyone know if it was possible to wear low rise jeans without a belt without them sliding down?
it seems like a bad idea to have jeans/skirts that tighten at the widest part of a woman's body
seems like youd have to choose between plumbers crack and muffin top

>>70600087
> tfw 27 and I wish girls still wore stuff like this
> tfw fashion repeats, so by the time this style comes back I'll probably have a daughter and desperately wish these weren't popular

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>>70600284
>implying any of us will have kids or meaningful relationships

hah good one

>>70600087
literally asking to be grabbed
trump was right once again.

>>70600605
Shut up! I'm going to have 2 kids and a beautiful Indian wife, and I'm going to get my PhD from Caltech, and I'm going to become an ambassador and write a great sci fi novel, and I'm going to release a great crusty bebop screamo record, and I'm going to live in the Scottish countryside, and I'm going to get a story published in GQ, and I'm going to become a zen priest, and... and... fuck. I should probably just off myself now, huh? Why's life so shit?

>>70599848
what.... did she mean by this

>>70600690
>beautiful indian wife

you're into scat?

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>>70600690
Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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>>70599627
>>70598286
>2000s fashion

when every man had dyed eurorock hair

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>Dude you wanna crash the plane?

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>>70597891
what the fug man
this has been my dream

>>70601698
this is horrible

>>70597901
The early thousands were weird. I knew people who did that shit and I used to do it myself.

>>70597891
this hurts honestly

>>70602444
check'd

>>70597891
>you will never have any friends

>>70601698
jesus

>>70601361
>he didn't appreciate frosted tips
faggot detected
side note, 2000, 2001, 2004, 2005, and 2007 were yearkino. LOTR, paper mario TTYD, half life 2, portal, NCFOM, TWBB, etc. only plebs hate the 2000s. IT went downhill starting with the iphone/internet social media

>>70595100
i can relate to these experiences and feelings

NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS’ LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY’RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED “GOOD SCHOOL” IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC “DEEP” FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN’T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>70595100
nice blog post faggot

>>70598631
>not liking thicc aguilera
nigga u gay

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>>70605942
I have missed this pasta for so long. Thank you anon. Thank you.

>>70606729
bump

>>70607690
that filename