How big of an ego can you have?

It's probably because he one of the earliest and most well none rock critics and no one really care to contest him on it. I bet if Lester Bangs was still around he wouldn't be saying it.

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>"It doesn't rock enough!"

>>70590449
yeah, i have serious reservations about his precious, overwrought reviews as well

>>70590422
He's right, in the sense that he's a crusty old dean who deserves to be pranked by the righteous pranksters of Chug-a-Lug House

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kek

>>70590669
I wonder what people were adding to the article that caused them to lock it

>>70591719
probably changing his name to Robert ChristGAY lol

>>70590449
Not like he's wrong about it. It's not for the rock audience at all, more for the broadway type

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>>70591719
I looked at the edit history.

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>>70591719

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>>70591719.

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>>70591719
kek

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>>70591719
salty

>In August 2013, Christgau revealed in an article written for Barnes & Noble's website that he is writing a memoir.[22] That same month, during an interview with The Wire's Zach Schonfeld, who described Christgau as "notoriously grumpy" and "characteristically cranky", Christgau said he enjoyed pornography, stating that it "performs its arousal function quite well with no outside help".

I still can't get past this. he's seriously autistic

>>70592419
>it "performs its arousal function quite well with no outside help"
what the fuck

>>70592419
He is right though. Porn is helping me to alleviate my urges to procreate without a gf or prostitution. This is pretty nice and it allows me to focus on more important things, like online shitposting.

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>>70590422
kek

Citation is literally himself

>>70592553
I mean, who else would you cite for self-proclamation?
>I call myself X
vs
>This dude says this other dude calls himself X

seems like the kinda guy that would have an entire page on his site dedicated to his own quotes... makes you thinks...

>>70592606
You gotta admit the outcome is kinda humorous though
you can imagine him being the person who wrote that and put the citation there

>>70592434
>>70592419
he's saying it provides sexual pleasure without needing a woman (ie outside help)

>>70592694
of course it fucking does, that's the whole point of porn
everyone fucking knows that

>>70592694
he does, while being 71 year old and having a wife

reminder that he got bullied in high school and couldnt talk to girls so he trashes any band that reminds him of this

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>>70593323

>>70592658
he most likely did