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Claire is a nice woman.

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You can be my bride
I'd be your man
But you don't love me anymore

"Oh ag a min win dow, ah ho min hom a window"
-Grimes

>>70571792

You can be a better friend,
And I can be a better man.

>>70571595


http://healthyceleb.com/grimes-height-weight-body-statistics/53515

Grimes is not 5'5' She looks taller than that.
How tall she really is?

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My love

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YASS QUEEN

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>>70572526
Shit photoshopped pic.

<- This is the real Grimes

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crashing this party for 3.

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Best Grimes album? Vote:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12183469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12183469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12183469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12183469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12183469/

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>>70575019
delet this

>>70575019
>>70575109
delete it, i posted something similiar once and got a 4 day ban

she's not cool anymore

she domesticated herself in those canadian woods.

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>>70575557
What are you talking about? Grimes is still cool.

>>70575598
she doesn't shitpost on twitter anymore
she doesn't riot anymore
she barely ever releases new music
she takes forever to edit her music videos because she's too busy procrastinating
she made james stop shitposting on the internet
she doesnt do drugs because shes now a role model or some dumb shit like that
she still lives in la aka uncoolsville

face it, she's really uncool

>>70575598
that's a spooky grimes

>>70575019
>not being nice to Grimes

>>70575643
>she doesn't shitpost on twitter anymore
https://www.instagram.com/trashique2/

>she doesn't riot anymore
https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/822504548325466114

>she barely ever releases new music
Talk to her label.

>she takes forever to edit her music videos because she's too busy procrastinating
Anon, she's released more than 5 separate music videos just during the past three months.

>she made james stop shitposting on the internet
https://www.instagram.com/actuallyjames/

>she doesnt do drugs because shes now a role model or some dumb shit like that
Not doing drugs and still being cool is beyond cool desu.

>she still lives in la aka uncoolsville
...so?

>face it, she's really uncool
Face it, you're nothing but a faceless NEET on the internet.

>>70576077
lol if u think trashique is even close to the level of cool as her twitter used to be

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>>70576113
People change. Do you really expect her to be the same as she was in 2010-2012? She's still cool despite being more tame than before. She learned a thing or two about PR from her mgmt company, Roc Nation.

>>70575943
i believe in her
i bought all her cd's n stuff

Grimeseh

>>70576113
Subtlety in shitposting is its own artform desu.

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Sad news beta male orbiters, it appears your dumpster waifu has fallen for the BBC meme

>>70578034
>not knowing how old the photo you're posting is

>>70578034

is he talking? his mouth is open but it doesn't seem like he's talking, just hungry.

>>70578034
fuck off

Grimes!

>>70572503
>Hey, that's the very first pic of Grimes I've seen where I actually thought she was attractive!
>>70572526
>Aaaaaaaand nevermind.

>>70581976
Fwiw that second pic is photoshopped.

>>70572128
5'5". She constantly wears shoes that make her look taller than she actually is.

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>>70581976
>Aaaaaaaand nevermind.
That anon fooled you with that 'shopped pic. Here's the real one; she's still pretty.

>>70582880
invest in some glasses because that bitch looks fucked up

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>>70582953
Look who's talking. You need new glasses, she's looking great.

I have many unorthodox theories on the nature and origin of Grimes but I still can enjoy her songs.

>>70583607
>I have many unorthodox theories on the nature and origin of Grimes
Post the most important ones. How unorthodox they could be?

>>70583662
she fucked a model's asshole and got bleach on her t-shirt.

but like not physically, in her soul. that's a metaphor for her soul.

>>70571595
She's very attractive in some pictures, and very unattractive in others. Like very ugly, even.
Music's pretty meh, although you can almost actually call it "unique".

>>70584129
>almost actually
Lol I love how positively indecisive you are about your own opinion.

>>70584320
he's insecure that anonymous assholes will call him dumb for liking music that isn't composed solely from a technical standpoint.

>>70583172
this is the worst series of replies i've ever seen, fuck both of you guys

>>70584428
hi james, when are you releasing new music? its been a while...

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stop making these threads please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLuYdCcdJME

>>70584911
stop making these posts please

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>>70583662
I believe Grimes is the result of a mandrake root that was transplanted into the womb of an institutionalized woman by a mad scientist. There, it grew into the humanoid being born as Claire Boucher.

>>70585883
nah she's just a nerd who was improperly raised

>>70584320
>>70584339
Her music sucks, better?

>>70586700
Nope. Still sounds like a fake opinion penned by an attention-starved troll for the express purpose of drawing combative attention to his/herself. Keep trying. Sincerity will come to you eventually - if only by accident.

>>70586700
Hold your horses. Of course she's more attractive in some pictures but she's never "ugly"- personally i think she's beautiful in all of them. And come on, her musics gotta be some of the most unique stuff out there, why do you think people have such a hard time comparing her? She's by all definitions UNIQUE & her music is dope as shit, so get over it.

>>70587129
lamo

>>70571595
How the fuck did this get past my filters?

V E N U S
F L Y
W H E N?

>>70587330
4chan knows what's good for you

i hope our grimey is sleeping well

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

>>70588116
Well said.

Do you think Claire likes Angels and Ariwaves? I know she's listened to Blink. It's pretty teen but lately i've been having this craving for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz2ykckmHwc

>>70588739

ya

>>70588890
They're pretty cool guys.Tom Delonge is apparently super into aliens and constantly tries to get papers released about it & their music is so uplifting with lyrics that are pretty powerful, underrated band imo. I don't understand people who'll scratch music if it sounds good to them, just because it gained some sort of stigma in their mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM73er53inA

Man, Springsteen is a dank memer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H36NYjvnhQI

>>70589363
>>70589377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGcDjsRgQgw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_md4XporCiI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkoAd07UX90&t=84s

this sounds like a grimes instrumental

hmmm....

>>70589955
Sorrowful dread of life, i know that feeling.

>>70590057
dont we all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0gxdQ-Ep8

>>70589955
grimes confirmed as the new Coil.

When are you waifufags gonna die?

>>70590096
when u do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khv490gGOCc

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such a lovely girl...

>>70587129
This
>>70587330
Use better filters
>>70587395
Soon
>>70587707
Of course
>>70590096
You first

>>70586765
>Grimes' music is almost like the sonic equivalent of a Rorschach test for musical taste. Whether/to what extent a particular person finds it appealing says more about the nature of that person than anything else.

>>70591369
Good post desu

>>70571595

How many boyfriends do you think she has had?

>>70591730
Maybe 5 or 6 (the known ones are Devon, Pictureplane and James).

>>70591751
And do you think that she has had sex with all of them?

>>70591815
sadly yes

>>70571595

havnt been in these threads for a few months, whats the latest grimes news?

>>70591815
Maybe not with all of them. She's a girl not a robot.

These are just speculations, she knows better.

>>70591831
how do you know? What if she's still a virgin? I mean, just look at her, she's a beauty.

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>>70591880
1. Venus Fly video coming soon
2. She's working on a new album
>As she closes the door on this album, Boucher has a calmer project in mind for the next: “I’m really vibing on making something really slow and gorgeous that just breathes, and has room to breathe. I feel like my work has always been fast paced, kinetic, and almost just manic and I feel like for me the hardest thing I can do is make something that’s slow and heavy. I’m so ADD in my work; I really want to push myself into something that would be slower and more reflective.”
http://vmagazine.com/article/v104-grimes-interview/

bumperino

>>70591730
Not really a fan of this being a topic of conversation here, but I will say this: Based on both her own comments relating to such things and what little is publicly known about her private life, Claire Boucher is a prime example of what is known to some as a Kavorka Woman (see http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KavorkaMan ) Which is to say that the answer to your question is probably: more than she ever really wanted.

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>>70594197
>Claire Boucher is a prime example of what is known to some as a Kavorka Woman (see http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KavorkaMan )

>The polar opposite of the Casanova Wannabe and the Handsome Lech, this character has a long list of conquests and can bend any woman to his will — even though there's absolutely nothing attractive about him. In fact, he's a sleaze and/or looks like a baboon and/or treats women like garbage. Sensible, self-respecting women may scoff, but if so, he'll pull a clever come-on line on them or practice his patented stare on them and they'll be suckered in just enough to be proven wrong.

Are you kidding me? There's nothing attractive about Claire? She's actually pretty and beautiful in her own way. As great as her music is, it wouldn't be enough to cause such obsession. She, as a person, is attractive too.

>>70594353
A) You've quoted the definition for Kavorka MAN - I said Kavorka WOMAN for a reason.
B) Jump to the end of the trope definition:
>Justified Trope per Victoria Zdrok, stating in her book Dr. Z on Scoring that "equity theory" is at work with Kavorka Man, compensating for his obvious deficiencies with intangible qualities due to women being more cerebral than they're given credit for.

>Her image frowns in the centre of my screen as she struggles for the right words. ‘It’s just... my self-identity is so strongly based on my abilities as an artist and as a producer and an engineer, I’m allergic to the idea of ever being evaluated on my physical appearance. When people are like: “Marry me, Grimes” — I’m like, AGHHHGH. Like I can’t… it’s every day. Marry me, marry me. It’s so weird.’
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/grimes-i-always-feel-weird-selling-art-a3188211.html

Hence why I say she is a Kavorka Woman. And I'm not disparaging the way she looks either (because she is actually quite capable of being conventionally pretty when she wants to be.) It's just that her physical appearance is very clearly not the most attractive thing about her - which is really what the whole Kavorka Man/Woman trope is about.

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>>70591880
her HIV has grown into AIDS

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>>70594577
OK. She's not conventionally pretty but I like the way she looks 90% of times (the exception are those ugly haircuts).

>>70594577
>It's just that her physical appearance is very clearly not the most attractive thing about her
That's right. Her talent expressed in her unique music is the main thing regarding her attractiveness.

>>70591890
>>70591899
sex is good and cool and grimes likes cool stuff

>>70594577
does she hate men? (other than James maybe)

>>70595505
why would you think this

>>70595505
No. She just hates assholes - regardless of gender.

>>70595611
This

>>70595441
Of course

>>70591880
>>70592037
Yeah, she has a cool new high-concept music video coming up. Other than that, everything else is just idle speculation at this point.

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>>70596070
I bet she has some extra songs recorded during the Art Angels sessions. Now, if her friends (esp. Hana) could convince her to release them...

is the leaked porn vid real?

>>70596265
which of all?

>>70596265
no, but post link

>>70596265
Maybe in your dreams...

I love you, Claire Boucher!

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why is he stuck working as a systems administrator when grimes is making like half a million a year? can't she throw him a bone so he can go back to making music?

>>70598133
Having to endure public scrutiny to the extent that being a professional entertainer requires isn't for everyone desu.

>>70598133
i don't want her money

>>70599224
>>70599330
is everyone ITT d'eon?

>>70596265
post it

>>70598133
I don't think d'Eon did music mainly for money

>>70600945
yeah but that's 40 hours a week and it's not exactly an easy job. doesnt give him much time to think about music.

who has the one where the look alike is sucking D ick

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Grimes fans, listen to Computer Magic. She's talented and a total cutie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcCjTDc3xlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJJUVvSI-kM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osdTLH2-8Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-Gp_e0WlU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE_HifeYK08

>>70601126
that's a dude

>>70601452
ur a dude

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>>70601452
Dude, you have serious issues if you confuse girls with dudes...

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>>70601126
>>70601639
Underrated as fuck
top tier qt as well

>>70599777
No. Some of us just have a fondness for reading interviews with people.

>>70601126
IMO her music lacks the finesse for detail (especially in terms of volume dynamics) that makes Grimes' music (even her earliest tracks) so endlessly listenable. Ear fatigue is the great bane of electronic music desu (see eg. CHVRCHES or New Division - both bands that I honestly quite like - for example of what I mean.)

With that said, Computer Magic is still IMO very.

>>70603468
nice uncut, deformed baby dick.

>>70602930
very what

this is the girl i love

when did you lose hope? you never told me

>>70603468
would succ tbqh

>>70604265
good career move

Grimes is in no way attractive

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>>70604366
Tell that to the millions of her fans!

>>70602930
>No. Some of us just have a fondness for reading interviews with people.
which interview in particular

>>70604118
Oops. Lol.

Very good.

Also - oddly enough - I had lunch/a business meeting with a client at that very table approximately a week before this photo >>70602047 was taken. What a small world we live in.

>>70604488
>a business meeting with a client
what do you do?

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>>70604470
http://www.dummymag.com/features/grimes-d-eon-interview

Plus pic related. It always saddens me upon hearing of people who I like apparently giving up on their art-related dreams, but something as stressful as life as a professional musician is not something worth pursuing unless you can't live without it.

>>70604711
haha really makes you think ohwow

>>70604711
Live music performance, visual art, photography, web design, and general advising on the use of technology in the fine arts in general. I get to have lots of fun helping interesting people make beautiful things.

I also spend a fair amount of my spare time doing things like writing up formal musical analyses of Grimes' music in these threads... because it amuses me.

>>70605079
wow that's really cool

any advice for someone who wishes they were doing what you're doing?

>>70605988
Read this https://web.archive.org/web/20130203075540/http://actuallygrimes.tumblr.com/post/38990279224/claire-are-you-ever-scared-of-anything-i-feel-too and follow your dreams. You have nothing to lose but your own unhappiness.

>>70604873
What a faggot

>>70601126
Better than grimes
but isn't that a guy?

>>70607660
I'd recommend that you stick to speaking for yourself. However you clearly already are.

>>70589377
looks like someone else

>>70598133
fuck no? is being a bf a job?

>>70609342
he's not even her bf

but rappers do this kind of thing all the time, if one person in their crew makes it, they all make it. she could probably afford to make sure he never needs to work again if she wanted to, it's sad.

>>70609436
what, i always assumed are you sure

>>70609482
she's dating james brooks from default genders

>>70609508
oh well who the fuck

>>70609508
these dudes are twins

>>70609543
imagine getting cucked by your own doppleganger

is there anything worse

>>70609436
>but rappers do this kind of thing all the time,
>rappers tend to be freeloaders
>therefore everyone else should be freeloaders
Lol I guess that finally explains all those disparaging jokes people constantly make about the legitimacy of rap music.

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>>70609592
yes most of rap is essentially a get rich quick scheme. it's basically organized crime. everybody knows this

>>70609559
their music

>>70596126
Perhaps. One can always hope...

>>70604873
b-but d'eon, you can stick to making tracks

I thought "Go" with Blood Diamonds was a interesting collab/MV.

>>70578034
>you will never be a fashion icon who gets to chew on weird art girls hair

>>70613525

>>70613331
Stop.

>>70614027
It's true, dude.

>being in love with Grimes

l0l

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post rare grimes

>>70613331
Anon, this is a music discussion board. Take it somewhere else.

>>70613331
tmi dude

>>70614166
That's not Grimes. Stop posting your ugly mug.

>>70613331
Maaaan that Grimes be always overly hungry for pasta.. .what is it about pasta and wimin? Is pasta magic? spaghetti be dope n all but there be so much more to life than pasta. pasta this pasta that, who pasta anyway? who really be pasta, when everythin pasta? and now pasta be lookin for hot sauce when pasta overcooked. pasta just tryin to get into space. pasta

>>70614866
>this is a music discussion board.
Stop lying to yourself

>>70614092
lmao! man it's hard not to when she liek all cool, really take poundin to be totally not fucking insane for this witch when she be catchin fools left and right with them magic spells. but she crazy, absolutely crazy...

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>>70615789
she's just a big fan of pasta

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Allright, listen up you retards! Grimes is alien... YES, she alien. Grimes fucking alien, shes hiding magical moon moonrock in her vagina that eminate radiofrequency to create portal to pixie dimension. The government is in on it...... BIG conspiracy to build army and take forest to hump animals where endgame is eating snackbar.

WAKE UP SHEPPLE

>>70616662
damn..

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>>70616662
WOT?

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I know this is really weird but I'd really like to see what Grimes looks like when she's having a poo. Like does she scrunch her face up when she's dropping a heavy load? Does she fire out a stool in double quick time or does she like to take it slow and read some literature? These are the mysteries of Grimes' bathroom habits of which I'd like to unravel by being a fly on the wall in her toilet.

>>70616662
nice try, but would be better with dubs

>>70615983

>tfw two woke to fall in love with Grimes

>>70616846
>Like does she scrunch her face up when she's dropping a heavy load
I bet she squinches her eyes really hard as she calculates the trajectory of the poo and the amount of layers it'll have according to whatever song is on her mind. Afterwards she probably plays around with it for a little bit by poking it with a stick, completely absorbed in the moment as it is one of her bigger passions in life, taking pictures, sometimes "accidentally" uploading it to her instagram for a short second to see peoples reaction. I think the velocity of the crap is highly dependent on the atmosphere that she's in: if she's on tour and there's shit running down the walls she'll probably feel inspired to take an even bigger dump and shoot it out with a blast radius equivelant to that of an explosion from a propane canister, but if she's at home where it's nice and relaxed she takes it easy and makes a little magical incantation beforehand to seal the 9 gates of hell as she reads a couple of chapters of Dostoevsky, having a little grin from the tingle in her butthole.

>>70616039

i wonder how good that pasta was. was it buttery? little bit of garlic, and rosemary seasoning? some light olive oil, some salt.. the noodles look well cooked and thicc.

>>70616039

no salad to go with that pasta? maybe some kind of cheese or wine too, or some raw oysters with a fresh lemon squeezed over it served with cocktail sauce.

i see a pretty fancy glass of water, more than half empty.

>>70615789
I don't know, man, but I'd love to eat some pasta with her, It would be lovely to see her eat some shit from my anus, while I take a shit.

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>>70618374
That pic was taken while she visited Italy, the land of pastas. As you know, they make the best pastas in the world, it's no wonder she had such a huge appetite.

>>70618625
>>70618340
>>70616846

shitty posts, bro.

>>70618650

it looks so good, i can't see the sauce so it's probably some kind of buttery tasting olive oil sauce.

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>>70614166

>>70618374
mate that's pasta al pesto, deriving from the region of Genova at the very least it must contain pine nuts and basil leaves with carefully well cooked fresh pasta so it is al dente.

>>70618496
okay now i'm hungry...

!!! NEW GRIMES SONG FT. ARISTOPHANES !!!
!!! NEW GRIMES SONG FT. ARISTOPHANES !!!
!!! NEW GRIMES SONG FT. ARISTOPHANES !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQUqCRkioG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQUqCRkioG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQUqCRkioG4

>>70618834
WHAT?! Listening to it now.

It's nice! Kinda like Scream but without the screams. I'd like to hear an instrumental version to hear Grimes' production properly.

>>70618948
YEAH, RELEASED LIKE 2 HOURS AGO

Take Grimes to an oyster bar.

Now.

She's on that fine line between fucking beautiful and fucking ugly, but she doesn't quite make it and is quite ugly at least imo.

>>70571776
she's not a good person

>>70571595
* Discuss the most overrated artist of this decade, neigh, this century.

>>70619214
Walking into regular oyster bar, Grimes by my side. Waiter asks: "dinner for two?" i reply "yeah" as i look over at her eyes are all starry glaced on a plate full of them with a pinch of lemon resting gently on the side. "wow anon, these oysters look delicious" she says as she looks back up at me. "you look hungry" i reply. "yeah i'm fuckin starvin!" she replies with a big grin on her face.

We sit down and as the waiter walks over she gives me a smirk: "hey anon, wanna see something cool?" and before i even have the time to reply she trips the waiter and jumps on the table screaming "I ONLY LOVE MAYO!". The restaurant goes into an uproar, everybody goes crazy as mayo starts pouring out of the walls and it's starting to look like the scene from Blade. "MAYOOOO!" people begin dancing around in the puddles dispersed all around the floor, mayo splashing to all sides. And i take her hand as mayo rain down on us and look her into the eyes and say: "darling, i don't really like oysters but mayo is the bomb!" We both laugh as we sit on the table and watch the sunset reflected in the now fully covered floor of mayo. "man this was fun", "yeah, we should really mayo again sometime" *laughter*.

>>70571595
lol fuck this dumb whore, she makes pretentious annoying ass music for kissless faggots

>>70578034
pluck your fucking mustache you disgusting woman

>>70616846
>>70618340
>>70618625
>literally shitposting in a Grimes thread
Lol how much more entry level can you get?

>>70618834
I like it. A lot.

Can only imagine what the lyrics mean.

claire

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>>70618834
Claire about this song:
>hey guys!!!! stoked to announce that i produced title track for the new @aristophanesli album. ^_^. if u haven't heard her music before, she's an amazing experimental wordsmith from taiwan, and u may remember her as the lead vocalist from scream. she's one of my favourite artists and this is also the first time i've ever been hired to produce a track for another artist's album haha so im very nervous rn...... here it is!: "人為機器 (Humans Become Machines)"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

>>70621458
why?

Did you notice that this thread is from Tuesday?

>>70624015
Actually yes.

>>70625300
Nice

>>70621875
Would certainly be cool if this is the start of a whole series of producer collabs betqeen now and the release of her next album.

>>70621875
Grimes is so cringe why do you ppl like her

>>70628317
nobody cares what you think is cringe lmao

>>70621875
>all those letters after punctuation not being capitalized
where were you when we learned that grimes was a phony.

>>70629250
no shame, no regret

kill yourself

>>70629963
ima need an alibi.. there are no accidents u kno

grimes = poser

>>70571595
autism desu

>/r/im12andimasinglememe/

meme goes here

dae: remember when 4chan bcum reddit/tinder? who remember? like if you up

>>70628317
Because she makes awesome music.

>>70629789
>Criticizing someone for not capitalizing their punctuation...

choke

on

my

>>70571595

hell be fine

i want power

doubtful

>>70632618
this album is about self-infliction

you couldn't be any more hypocritical if you tried

>>70632652
its just a reminder you dweeb

you are a piece of piece shit. imagine if you were never here.

>>70632733
who fucking cares you fat retard

>>70632739
but you care enough to keep replying me

>>70632752
cuck

>>70632769
this makes no sense, especially after you called me a retard
and im not fat t b h

>>70632781
you're being rude since i'm literally the only person who cares right now

>>70632844
but im not rude at all

>>70632859
you're not being honest either

Grimes SUCKS

I truly do not understand the appeal to her music. If you like her because you're a basement weeb who is obsessed over her quirky image, then that's one thing. If you actually LIKE her music then there must be something wrong with you mentally.

dead bitch

>>70632924
Not that anon, but i have, that's the problem.

>>70632977
you're a fucking idiot that's the only truth i know

i own a rabid dog, i keep him in a cage. i poke and yell at him for fun. he would bite me to death though if he could

scum

Why does /mu/ hate female musicians?
98% of /mu/core is albums made by males.

>>70633120
fucking clown

>>70571595
trash her style and invite her to learn from you

(she won't learn anything but she might suck your dick)

Tease her good-naturedly. Stare at her for a minute with obvious mirth on your face and when she catches on, say something like: I'm just trying to figure out how you came up with that outfit.

She'll saying something like what's wrong with it

You say: nothing, it just tells me you're single (she might not be but run with it)

How does it do that?

Because if you had a man he would tell you not to wear that goofy ass shit haha

Once you've thrown her off balance she's easy pickings for your dickings

>>70633149
female: >

male: im want pussy :)

>>70633149
If ive been honest this isn't true, fuckface.

>>70633205
you've suppressed a lot, god fucking darn

>>70633205
i'm not sure while you hold back, it's all memes here bro

>>70633435
b-but everything i comment is a memes... every emotions i have is a memes and a jokes...

>>70619710
why not?

>>70633574
why do you ask?

faggots

what would happen if i hacked Grimes computer? does this happen to /mu/tants? mite b cool

be nice to Grimes!!

>>70633751
i was nice to grimes before it was cool...

>>70631582
you can only post on instagram via phone

phones auto capitalize after punctuation

she's purposefully going back and capitalizing her shit. what the fuck grimes?

>>70633854
i tied my own shoes today!

i want animejames to leave.

i ate digestible food xd

>>70633883
that guy has delusions of being her cuck. makes me feel pretty good in comparison, hah

>>70633911
his existence made me realize there are worse things to occupy her mind than these shitty threads and the dipshits waifufagging in them

>>70633939
you didn't say anything with your post bro. not a fucking thing

i'm your meme


do you feel good about yourself right now?

Everthing about grimes is cringe and if you like her your a cuck

>default genders

thoughts in 2017?

>>70634214
oh i'm referring to name of the project, to make things clear

>>70634214
Don't make me puke in my mouth

>>70633854
that's her style, bruh

>>70634262
modest mouse

>>70634262
nobody cares if they puke in your mouth anon. just saiyan

manic street preachers and modest mouse are for stupid retards

pram too

oh look at me im trendy
hairy legs
candy hair
oh guys im treny
look at this fat azn rapper
digusting unhealthy fat ppl are beautiful too guys right


virtue signaling virtue signaling im a non threatening liberal

>>70626459
No. It was about Grimes.

>>70634418
claire is about claire and no other claire to ever claire

rip in hell

easily the most autistic thread on the entire board
i like her music though

>>70634480
are you being ironic?

>>70634538
no

>>70634541
you're a fucking retard then

>>70634547
no

i don't even know what's ironic anymore desu

>>70634541
No, he's actually right.

>>70634480
>easily the most autistic thread on the entire board
>posts in easily the most autistic thread on the entire board
What that is saying about you?

>>70634560
that i just posted in the most autistic thread on the entire board?

transparent af

>>70634580
>missing the point
The thread is made by the people posting in it. If you whine that this thread is autistic, then why do you post here? Are you autistic? ;)

I've touched grimes penis ama

>>70634709
why haven't you killed yourself?

Best thread to check out while pooping desu

>>70634668
>implying i missed the point

>implying everyone who posts in the most X thread is X
just like i said >>70634480

>>70634718
If you don't like this thread don't post in it. It's very simple.

>>70634713
Ive thought about it after she basically shoved my hand down its pants

>>70634747
i'd like to hear from a boy

why should i trust you?

has claire made anyone unhappy here?

>>70634818
No matter what she does most people will always be ungrateful. Because most people are little pricks.

>>70634834
who cares

>>70618834
weak production

needs to team up with bloodpop again

>>70634834
seriously, did you listen to Radiohead for the first time? kill yourself then try again

>>70634818
his peepee smells like expired oscar mayer

>>70634866
stop being a fucking hipster jesus fucking christ shut the hell up bro

>>70634854
>needs to team up with bloodpop again
No. She obviously keeps the best productions to herself.

>>70634818
she made a lot of guys happy when she lost her virginity to that football team.

>>70633736
you'd have valuable nudes.

>>70634876
victim shaming
not cool grimes fn raped me with her oscar mayer weiners man

>>70632963
>I truly do not understand the appeal to her music.

ahh have you even heard her lyrics, anon

"EVERYTHING EVERYTHING"

Has anything more profound and true every been uttered? I think not.

Did you notice those yelps at 3:50 and 3:55 at World Princess from Halfaxa?

>>70634921
you're the only person i trust anon

>>70634921
i think

>>70632963
I truly do not understand the appeal to her music =/= she sucks. Just sayin'. Your shitty subjective opinion holds no objectivity.

>If you actually LIKE her music then there must be something wrong with you mentally.
That's a retarded opinion. So, 95% of the music press has issues because they praise her and you're the normal one? Think again. When more people are telling to you that you're drunk maybe, just maybe, you're actually drunk. You lack self awareness, dummy.

>>70621875
I'm even more pleased to announce that her new butt implants (a present from Justin Bieber) have not gotten infected.

>>70633149
Dude, check your head. Seriously. You're insane.

>>70635007
>>70635010

>>70633149
only way to bed attention whores is to focus mainly on impressing her directionless but capable friends (who are always too insecure to leave and so provide her attention)... You basically take over her limelight at the source and she will be forced to deal with you at which point you go and tune other girls or guys in her view.

>>70635007
cool I hope she shakes her new ass for her next music video

>>70634921
should i post it?

>>70635007
when did she get that done?

>>70635098
ya.

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Some of Grimes best tweets: http://grimes-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/156441036960/the-signs-as-grimes-tweets

Some of them are fucking amazing! :')

>>70635146
Anon, do you believe anything that it's posted ITT?

>>70635071
She'll shake her new toosh like a tumblrinas crab-filled bush.

God put us on this earth to witness it.

>>70635173
only photographic proof

>>70635173
i want to believe

>>70635190
blame the real living people who use tumblr as an outlet for their little lives

blame them you pleb

>>70635209
the demo ver is better fwi

>>70635194
It's always backwards day here, in these threads, haters kinda have to disprove claims otherwise they remain true. How great is that!

>>70634747
you make it sound like a rape story.......

........ not trying to be funny, it's Unironically how you make it sound

>>70635251

silver spoon

>>70618340

i get banned and my post deleted for saying i want to cum in claire but this post, literally about shit, gets left up for 17 hours. i dont get it. why are mods such prudes. are they in the "grimes is not for sexual" camp?

>>70634709
Hi james, you are not allowed to touch your own penis, remember the house rules, it belongs to grimes to ignore as she pleases...

>>70635310
iktfb

>>70635164

some good ones in there.

>>70634921
dubs decides

>>70635343
jdimsa! rerool

>>70635349
wtvr nobody cared then lmao

>>70635298
I think so, they deleted my post in which I tell about the dream I had, where I ended up having sex with her in the streets.

>>70635368
who fucking cares retard

>>70635414
i'll tell ya it's the hipster folk who use the rapeme app on their futuristic phones

>>70635414
It was a nice dream, she was singing REALiTi while I was eating her ass.

>>70635500
nice dream is a song by radiohead! i like the tune.

>>70635500
i want what you're having

>>70635500
How did it taste?

>>70634803
you're confusing trust with respect

>>70635555
salty milk and coins

>>70635555
It tastes like chili with a little bit of salt and butter.

>>70635555
macadamian cookies

>>70632963
She does musical things that other people tend not to do in a way that is obviously very honest and congruent with being herself. What's not to like?

>>70635555
UNFORGETTABLE

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>>70635555
THis was her face when I started to penetrate her ass with my tongue.

>>70633736
Probably next to nothing. She uses "air gap" networking on her home machines where her archives are kept ('tis indirectly mentioned in one of those interviews about her studio setup) because she's a paranoid recluse.

>>70635689
Not counting that her music is genuinely enjoyable. Simply put, it's catchy as fuck.

>>70634096
>lack of self-awareness

>>70635762
she looks into it desu

>>70634921
see
>>70635812

>>70635762
i mean if i suddenly transitioned from her puss to her stinkhole she would make this exact surprised/excited face

new thread >>70635992

>>70636004
i wish she would look at me like that...

>>70609299
?

i found you


i actually found you

i have this fantasy that i suck on her clit before she wakes up lel

>>70636360
i want to wake her up every morning like that and say nice things to her

>>70636408
saying her name as i wake her up