/metal/

First for Grimes.

>>70519021
unless youre ryan fucking goose, or justin beiber you are so fucking gay

Battle jackets are only not gay when they're all black, and covered in ALCEST band patches.

If they don't look like OP's pic I don't think it's gay at all, I think it looks really good with very few patches like that. I don't have one, but I totally would if I had long hair and played guitar

Are there any qt metallers willing to be my wife?

>>70519021
>12 Iron Maiden patches
>8 Slayer patches
>5 Megadeth patches
>4 Motorhead patches

That one is pretty gay.

>>70518904
Are you huffing engine starter?

>>70519021
that battle jacket is gay. very gay.

>>70519078
>had long hair and played guitar
What the hell do you do with your life?

>>70519021
too early for new thread you shit tasted pleb

>>70519135
I don't get it, what does that have to do with anything?

no in fact you cant be truly metal unless you have one somewhere in your possession

>>70519021
I have a leather jacket with one Akitsa patch, and wolfsangel pin. I prefer a minimal look. Though I have a black denim vest, but its mostly punk patches and stuff/

>>70519176
stop playing guitar
buy land(and MYFAROG)

>>70519162
I ripped that off google images, you goof.

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Sup /metal/, what are you blastin' right now?

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>>70519268

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>>70519268

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>re-issue of Nightside Eclipse just came in
Fuck yes, it's so pretty

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AOTY

>>70519219
Didn't I say IF i played guitar? i got my own piece of land and working on getting a bigger family with more kids every day bruh

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>>70519268
the album that memed black metal into the next wave

someone recommend me some soul crushing doom to listen to as i drink myself into a stupor and languish in despair

>>70519021
I come to metal because of the music, and not the fashion. Hell I find the fashion often being kind hypocritical of the generally gimmick free ideas of metal.

>>70519479
That was my point in making this thread. I feel like some fans focus to much on superficial things like that an not enough on he music. However, patches and shirts can be usefull in getting lesser known bands attention.

>when melodeath is more melo than death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqgk3SgZlsY

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what if all vargposts come from the Count himself?

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AOTM so far?

>>70519608
If he ever came here he'd probably shitpost in /pol/ and /tg/

>>70519615
Pain of Salvation

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if you have
>long hair
>wear black
>band t-shirts
>painted nails
>spikes
>tattoos
>leather/battle jackets

then its time to leave the hall

>>70519784
>medium hair
>fuck you
>solid colour tees and earth tone sweaters
>I'm not a fag
>^
>I wouldn't mutilate my body permanently for a reminder of how stupid I was
>I have a black denim jacket with a single KPN patch on it, not battle jacket material
checkmate varg

>>70519784
>long hair
medium
>wear black
sometimes
>band t-shirts
none
>painted nails
once as a joke
>spikes
im not 13
>tattoos
not yet
>leather/battle jackets
im not 13

>>70519784
>long hair
medium, getting it short tomorrow
>wear black
yup
>band t-shirts
yup yup
>painted nails
are you joking nigger
>spikes
no
>tattoos
soon
>leather/battle jackets
nah

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>>70519784
>>70519889

I only noticed yesterday how much Lars Ulrich looks like Varg.

I guess Danish and Norwegian genes must be pretty similar.

In your professional life, dress professionally.
On your time, wear whatever the fuck you please and keep the TENSION HIGH.

>>70519784
>long hair
Yeah
>wear black
I have black shirts
>band t-shirts
I have band shits
>painted nails
I am not a homosexual
>spikes
I am not trying to accidentally injure those around me
>tattoos
God forbids tattoos
>leather/battle jackets
Yes

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Post your fave trad of 2016!

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>>70519021
it depends
OP pic lacks cohesion, has no focal point, and generally looks like total shit. if you wore something like that i'd have a moral obligation to punch you out

something like pic related is a lot nicer. definite focal point with small little accentuating bits that look nice without getting too in-your-face

>>70520467
>spikes
>acdc

nope

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>>70519784
>>3 inch curly jewfro
>>plenty of colors
>>AC/DC, Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, System of a Down
>>never
>>nope
>>nope
>>bomber jacket, flannel, or hoodie

pic very related

>>70520478
come on now lad, the spikes aren't even that bad
if your issue with AC/DC is the "everything sounds the same" drivel i don't know why you didn't bitch about the motorhead patch, they've admitted and pride themselves on playing one thing but doing it really well

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>>70520364

>>70519021
That's some edgy 13 year's old shit right there.

>>70519784
shaved head
dark blues and blacks
no t-shirts
no nails
no spikes
one tattoo
i have a fleecy with patches on it

>>70519021
Only if you wear them in public outside concerts.

>>70520364
i liked that, but i liked Demon Bitch from last year a bit more

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Did anyone else enjoy this? Not quite as good as their other stuff but still good. I just saw their last show a week ago and I've been listening to them nonstop since.

Please post CDBaby $5 bin-core, I need more of this stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnS5H8oTDeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1P2If_14c

https://youtu.be/OcyGNJlhJDU?t=18m59s
post GODLY doom riffs

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based varg

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>>70520364

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>>70519268

>>70520508
You have to be 18 or older to use this website

>>70520874
I am though. 5/27/97

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>>70520966
Nigga that's my birthday, you ain't me!

>>70520705
>Demon Bitch
Forgot about that one, thanks for reminding me. Quintessential US trad.

>>70520840
Yeah, I play that at work a lot, doesn't scare the normies.

>>70520966
>>70520989
They need to increase the cut-off to 24.

>>70519784
> Medium hair
> Not too much, but grey and blue I have a lot
> Nah
> Not a fag or a girl
> Not a fag
> Yeah, no
> I have one leather jacket

>>70520989
Sheeiiiiit. Well happy birthday to you on that day.

>>70520989
cringe

>>70519784
>tfw have multiple band shirts, most of which are black
fuck off, I love my depressive silence shirt

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>>70519268
Easily better than Through Chasms... desu

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>>70519268

>>70519467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09hXbzXW5I

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/ourgirl/ kat is having a radio interview

http://www.mnsu.edu/kmsufm/

>>70521295
literally who

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Post obscure OSDM please i need to expand my obssession

>>70521565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVjCWTSW60I

>>70521565
I've legitimately never seeln this band get posted here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj-TO2mKPDc

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>>70520364
this stupid fucking album right here, really brines my brazil nuts

>>70521646
thicc

>>70519021
what the fuck is wrong with that Megadeth patch in the bottom right corner

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>>70521565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LNKYKenx-Q

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>>70521659
>tfw ywn be a warrior living in a frank frazetta painting with voluptuous scanty-clothed wenches at your beck and call

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>>70521481
This qt

>>70521707
What about it?

what's the best incantation album lads
my vote goes to diabolical conquest

>>70521761
literally
W H O
H
O

>>70521822
Onward to Golgotha

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>>70521761
She went into the guys who don't like her being pussies and insinuated theyre all faggots. Then she said she need a Popemobile so they dont shoot her like Dimebag if she was going out to tour. Good interview desu.

>>70521822
Onward To Golgotha by far

>>70521855
wimp
poser
leave
the hall

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>>70519021

>>70521950
wow ur cute

>>70521659
I take it back, >>70521950 is trve thicc

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>80s metal album cover is just a picture of a sword stuck in the ground

Suggest a band similar to the style of Meshuggah

but no djent

just the consistent, groovy, heavy, beats

example: Gojira

Yes they are gay

>>70522217
devourment, cephalotripsy

>>70522190
>German thrash album is just a bunch of gay men in gas masks with rifles

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>deathcore band has three guitarists

>>70522217
fear factory my man

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Fuck, this is so awful. Listening it to it again; I don't remember it being this bad.

>>70522222
>all those 2's
>didn't make his post Vektor - Terminal Redux
Wasted.

>>70519268
Agalloch - Ashes against the Grain

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>>70522245
>crust punk band has two bassists

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>>70522190
aye

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>>70522328
>symphonic metal band has two vocalists
>one male one female

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>>70522362
That's all of them though

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>>70522362
>brutal death band has no guitarists

>>70522245
>deathcore band has 3 guitarists
>they all play literally the same riff/notes

having like 5 patches each for three bands total is def. super gay, although thrash jackets are kind of gay in general

>>70522362
It actually really works for Epica but that's it

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>>70522386
>brutal death metal album
>half the songs have horror movie sample intros

>Melodeath band has 200 guitarists.
>they all play a different note resulting in the entire chromatic scale of the guitar being played every second of the song

>>70522386
>brutal death drummer only has a snare, bass drum, and fucktons of cymbals

>>70522458
Name 32 bands that do this

>>70522245
>cant read deathcore band's name

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>>70522454
>grindcore band has more Beavis & Butthead samples than it has songs

>>70522470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>70522480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTI-TZzlUYE

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>go on a djent band's official channel
>all their famous songs have guitar playthroughs

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>>70522501
>posting Epicardiectomy, even ironically

>>70522501
I hate slam so fucking much

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>>70522513
>going on a djent bands channel

i've got pretty pleb taste in this genre
recs for viking metal?

Periphery's first album is the only good djent

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>>70522513
>glam band recruits mallgoth sluts as stage dancers

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>Vektor - Terminal Redux cover band
>They play covers of Vektor - Terminal Redux songs

>>70522537
Bathory
Bathory
Bathory

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>>70519021
>unaesthetic

>metalcore band covers pop song

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Haven't been in /metal/ for a while. Any new charts made? post 'em I guess.

>>70522537
>viking metal
Dumbest fucking term in this genre by far
Anyways

Bathory - Hammerheart + Nordland I & II
Myrkgrav - Trollskau, skromt og kolabrenning
Falkenbach - literally any album

>>70522537
Nastrandir

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>>70522599

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>>70522594
>metalcore band covers pop song without their label asking them to

>>70522594
>pop band covers metalcore song
>it sounds exactly the same as before

>August burns red does a thing
>every metalcore band tries to emulate

>>70522626
wait but there are a lot of good albums on there. Why are we hating on that shit again? What the fuck happened?

>>70522580
>>70522606
>>70522610
thanks m8s

>>70522665
I wish this was true

>>70522666
we're all 18 year olds with superior taste now

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>metalcore band opens for Amon Amarth
>gets booed off stage
>writes a diss track over a year later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7p9xZ74qPU

>>70522626
I really fuckin love this chart. Good job, anon.

>>70522666
Maybe the title isn't ironic

Maybe that's what 18 year olds with superior taste really listen to

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>djent band tries to make synthwave
>it sounds exactly like nintendocore

>>70522693
Did this actually happen? Was it in Worcester, MA?

>>70522666
It's unironically good recs wrapped in layers of irony to protect the user from psychic pain.

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>>70522537

>>70522707
I can guarantee no 18-year-old listens to most of the shit on that chart

>>70522775
visit rym and you'll be surprised

>>70522715
>doesn't like The Algorithm

you know i've seen some shit taste on this site, but nothing this bad

>>70522775
visit me and you'll be surprised

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>>70522783

>>70522775
everyone here disagrees

>>70522775
>Burzum
>Sepultura
>Slayer
>Iron Maiden

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>guitar solos in F major

>>70522832
>knowing what you are playing

>>70522501
this is hilarious

>>70522817
thanks for the (You), pleb-kun <3

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so what was the name of that band that just used a fanart pic of 2B as their album cover, slapped their logo on it and called it a day?

Are they even good?

>>70522775
I'm 18 and my mom used to sing Infester to me on the way to church.
I'm a gril, btw.

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>intro riff is played in 16th notes
>in the verse it's played in 4th notes

>>70522885
>implying nintendocore is patrician

>>70522892
Sloth and no

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>>70522908

>>70522940
at least they live up to their name.

https://xtreemmusic.bandcamp.com/album/exhumation-requiem

is there a label page that's more patrician than this?

>>70522958
>literally thousands of releases
>lazy
LET'S SEE YOU DO BETTER

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>>70523006
>better than piles upon piles of really bad sludge

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>demo version is really bass heavy and thicc
>album version completely neuters this

>>70523055
>suffocation-human waste

makes me cry ever tim that scott burns fucked that album like everything he's produced

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>>70523055
>demo has shitty mastering with way too much bass
>album sounds crisp and clean with just enough bass

>>70523055
first artillery album desu, their demos almost sound like first-wave black metal only heavy instead of lo-fi

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>>70523091
>girly-ass chiptune-influenced atmoshit with butterflies on the cover
>it's actually better than 99% of blackgaze

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>>70519021

>Is sewing a bunch of stupid looking patches onto a jacket and actually wearing it out like a complete autist to advertise your music taste gay?

Nah man it's totally normal.

>>70523198
I CANT EXPRESS MYSELF IN TODAY'S SOCIETY

>>70523162
>babyfat
phoebe looking kinda thicc

>>70523198
especially since they are all babies first metal band patches with an unhealthy amount of iron maiden and slayer

>>70523229
too bad she ain't hardbody like my aerobics video ladies

>ordering a band shirt online
>large is sold out
Every
Fucking
Time

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>>70523260

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>>70523280

>Wearing band shirts

Pic extremely related

>>70523280
>he doesn't buy his band shirts at shows

>>70523280
>buy medium
>pubes show every time I reach up for something
Don't fall for the medium

>>70523307
This fag isn't upholding the masquerade right

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>>70523307
they look great if you don't look like shit but that's the problem with the metal community lmao

>>70523355
>if you don't look like shit
you mean if the logo doesn't look like shit

>>70523301
E N E R G Y

>>70523355

But if you don't look like shit you're probably not a genetic wastebin stupid enough to consider wearing one in the first place.

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>>70519268
some trve skramz

>>70523337
BLOOD HUNT

>guy in pit is jacked
>finds another jacked guy
>they just push eachother the whole time
>you'll never have a swol bro to be swol with

>>70523419
>see a girl in a pit
>use the situation as an excuse just to sexually violate her
It may sound bad but I know I'm not alone here

>>70523405
Thanks, Varg.

three string sweeps>five string sweeps

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>went to namm
>got a signed photograph and got to shake hands with dave ellefson, marty friedman, phil demmel, and gus g.

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>>70523451
>girl in the pit overcompensates like crazy and moshes like she's in a deathcore pit

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heyyy

>>70523514
>knock her out and take her back home while the chorus is going and all the lights are flashing
I can't be the only one.

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What's crustier?
>dis-
or
>anti-
?

>>70523405
but if you don't look like shit you probably don't care what people think of you and you'll wear what you think looks nice

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>>70519268
tfw doesnt know what its like to run out of gas

>>70523379
it's a bit of A, a bit of B.

>>70523572

which won't be metal t shirts since they look retarded.

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>>70519268
The best Death album

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BABY

>>70523648
>The best Death album released in 1991
ftfy

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>>70523614
I would wear this without the text at the top.

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>>70523648
>lyric video puts flame effects on the trim of the album to signify that it's supa-hot fire and lit af

>>70523668
what's wrong with the text on the top, that's a good shirt.

>>70523648
>no robed skellington hoisting a chalice

>>70523654
dude you just gave me a flashback to those shiny sticker machines they used to have at round table pizza when i was a kid, where you stick a couple quarters in to get one but they always looked sikk as fukk like dragons or skulls or peace signs or some shit, fucking radical man, thanks for that trip down memory lane

>>70523665
You're right, every Death album is the best album

The only band I listen to where I like every track on every album

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>>70523694
like this but kooler, booya

>band has an album about whales
>its the best one


every time

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>>70523693
NOW YOU'RE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>70523725

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>>70523739
>title track about whales features a three minute sample from the Star Trek movie about whales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlY9PhoqFI
post metal songs about whales ITT

>>70521718
Boring album

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What exactly is on this album cover?

>>70522693
holy fucking shit this is hilarious

what a bunch of fucking crybabies

"why don't fans of melodeath like our shitty generic pop metal waaah odin isn't real waah"

>>70519284
I WHUPPED

XASTHUR'S ASS

Help me

Death metal band that has doubled up i's and I think a bunch of k's in the name

>>70524191
Vildjharta

>>70524191
siikkks feet under

>"wimps and posers leave the hall"
>phrase was coined by a poser-tier queermetal band

What did they mean by this?

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>>70524191
Beer

>>70522454
>try first slam album
>samples in front of every song
>"Wow this could be pretty good.."
>Song starts
>Cannot tell one thing and it seems like every element of the band is trying to actually sound like a toilet without even the slightest differences
>Skip ahead, hoping I can tell what's going on eventually
>the samples get worse
>one mid-album track samples domestic abuse
>another is straight up sampling porn
2/10 album desu

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>>70519442
Not the first track tho

>>70522499
Rec me an album like this, sounds fucking hilarious

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Stop listening to "Caught Somewhere in Time."

>>70524618
you'd like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGjWAfEf7Y

>>70524529
>>70524321
>>70524260
It was made up of 2 words
The last word was like cervix

>>70523891
>inb4 gojira, ahab and mastodon

>>70520749
reminds me of Confessor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpwJ43GLq7w

Listening to Exhumation's 2012 release right now, everything that I'm hearing is flying past me
0/10

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JUST SHAT MY PANTS

metal for this feel>?

>>70520749
Jesus, 12 views since 2010?
how do you even find a video like this?

>>70519219
kek

We need to push this into the top 100: https://rateyourmusic.com/release/ep/hades_archer/penis_metal/

>>70524050
>stormcrowfleet
>crow

how come Neue Deautsche Harte doesn't get more love?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50LxrjfFdc0

>>70522501
>flat ball caps
>grills
>that slow ass headbanging with no hair
I'm out

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Is it fair to say that the last half of this song is the prototype of djent?

BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FAMOUS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Anyone heard this yet? Is it good?

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>>70519268

ULTRA SICK GOREGRIND!!!

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Anyone heard this yet? Is it good?

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>>70519442

someone parodied the cover art

>>70519101
>counting all of the patches
>>>/autism/

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What are some others good black metal Greek bands?

>>70525818
did she died?

>>70525873
Spectral Lore
Ravencult
Necromantia

>>70525869
>not counting them
>>>/faggot/.

>>70525987
I'm not quite familiar with Ravencult, but know the others. Thank you, my dude.

>>70526027
Ravencult go hard. Listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmHw1JqzdCU

>kreator's new stuff
it ain't pleasure to kill, but it's pretty fucking sweet and I like it a hell of a lot more than I thought I would

Essential Trumpian metal?

>>70526345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiL0kYwzdNk

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>>70519268
This Bad Boy

>>70519268

I'm playing some venetian snares at moderate volume.

>>70519268
Blind Guardian's Follow The Blind. What a great fucking album.

>>70526369
Get lost you electronic music listener!

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>>70519268
ILL KILL YA YOU BASTARD

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>>70519268
i love this album so fucking much

>>70521180
my man

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>>70526643
poor man's The Monolith Deathcult

>>70520741
I thought it was pretty good

>>70526369
Doll Doll Doll is fantastic

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Would meal consider this record overrated?

>>70526828
can't speak for the anons here but i sure would

>>70526687
Is that album actually good? Always thought the cover was cool but figured it was some metalcore bullshit.

kvlt of the tree

>>70526828
>band name is plain text
Probably sounds like shit if it looks like shit

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hey guys :^)

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WHat clothes is he wearing in this pic? It's too black to see

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>>70526855

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>>70526871
Something like this

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>>70526950
so is he sticking his hand out the collar of his garb?

>>70526971
looks like he's sticking his arm out towards the logo like he is jumping over something

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>>70526971
This is looking pretty kvlt

What IS metal?

I mean it's easy enough to define but have you ever sat back and had a long hard think about what metal actually is?

>>70527184
Yeah

>>70523419
Replace jacked with fat and that basically describes most death metal shows.

>>70527184
i mean yeah, i did that as soon as i read some magazines who had Back In Black in their list of the greatest metal albums ever, and i thought to myself a long while when something stops being hard rock and becomes metal

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>>70519268
i need some god-tier black metal albums /metal/
what do you recommend?

>>70527184
Not that easy to define, it is a combination of a lot of stuff, places, people, and then there's that music we all love which is also kind of weird to describe and explain.

All in all, the whole world of metal is an odd place

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>>70527256
The one and only

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>>70522454

>>70519021
everytime is see a battle jackt i piture the guy saying "I wike dis band and dis band and dis band and dis band..."

>no respect to color coordinating
>no respect so symmetry

i love metal but metalheads are so cringe

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>>70527256

>>70525039
Hmm, yeah kinda at least for the Lost Eden song. Big Confessor fan already, but I could imagine that they influenced CDBaby-core.
>>70525097
By being incredibly patrician. CDBaby is the final boss of underground metal.

>>70527293

>I love metal but metalheads are so cringe

This.

It's part of the reason I've never been to a live gig and don't plan to any time soon.

>>70527389
I saw Leprous at a pub and it was quite laid back and cool, no cringy metalfags to be found as far as I could tell.

>>70527293
also on top of that metal band shirts are stupid

>band shirt consists of more than two colors
keep that shit screen printed or basic.

>band shirt has text on the back
edgelord garbage shit on the back, 100% always

>>70527411

>Jesus is a cunt xD

I really hope that kind of stuff is bought exclusively by underage fags.

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>>70527411
I live for that shit

>>70527389
shows are fun just don't take it so serious

>>70527422
I see it all the time here at concerts, usually only neckbeards wear that stuff

>>70527404

Yeah I should probably keep an eye out for smaller venue gigs, preferably somewhere I can sit down and just relax and enjoy the performance. There's no way I'm paying money to stand to the side for 90 minutes in order to avoid retard moshers.

>>70527431
If you're seeing any trve metal there shouldn't be moshing, that's just coreshit faggotry afaik

>>70527431
>>70527444
t. manlets

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>>70527444
>he's never been to a thrash show

>>70527461
I'll have you know I am 5'11" which is technically not a manlet in my country

>>70527431
its mostly when you see package tour trash like skeletonwitch or black dahlia murder, is when you see the lame ones.

>>70527426
legit question: when you were shirts like these in public what do you want people to be thinking about you? Also holy shit Cradle of Filth should be paying Marduk royalties for that shit

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>>70527477
> 5'11"
> not manlet

>>70527505
I used to wear stuff like that in high school but not anymore. Still love how edgy they are though haha.

>>70527522
Well at least I am king of the manlets

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>>70527586
>>70527586
>>70527586
>>70527586

>>70524050
>>70525262
Holy shit now I see it

>>70519162

>>70519391
starting now

>>70526846
It's really good, and there's no metalcore involved.

>>70525158
pushing

>>70524827
the seminifrious tubloidal buttnoids

>>70525158
>44 reviews on Metalarchives

What the fuck?
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Hades_Archer/Penis_Metal/213978

>>70528848
check the dates of the reviews

>>70528869
Wew
What exactly happened?

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>>70519268

>>70525818
Converge sucks.

>>70519784
>>long hair
ye
>>wear black
ye
>>band t-shirts
ye
>>painted nails
i'm not gay
>>spikes
no
>>tattoos
no
>>leather/battle jackets
no

>>70519784
>long hair
no
>wear black
yes
>band t-shirts
yes
>painted nails
not a fag
>spikes
not a fag [2]
>tattoos
no
>leather/battle jackets
no