Drink more alcohol

>Two founding members have been clean and sober all their lives

>One of the most popular KISS songs is called Cold Gin

>>70508038
God what posers

I WAS TALKIN TO SOME PEOPLE BACKSTAGE
AND THEY WAS SAYING
YOU GUYS LIKE THE TASTE OF...

ORANGE JUICE AND VODKA!!!

>>70508038
LWs

>>70508845
>>70508845

lol fuck

>>70508845
Is this from something? I'm cracking my whole shit up rn my duder

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>>70509303

I WANNA KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT LIKE TA TAKE A TASTE AH ALCAHALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtIWnKWTUrQ

>tfw you will never be a rock god shouting stupid shit at a crowd of drunk nebraskans in 1978

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cCWb37Y-k

>>70509330

hahahahaha holy shit, I had no idea Dr. Rockzo was a 1 to 1 parody with the star child

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>>70508038
That's okay. Ace drank enough for the whole band to make their quota.

>>70509369
>talkin aboooowowt
>tshtchshthczhthctalkin aboooooowowowowooout

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"I don't get it. Whatever happened to musicians smoking a carton of fags and drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels? You go backstage nowadays and everyone's got a bottle of Perrier water and a bag of nuts. Why does everything have to be so clean and healthy?"