What music should I listen to if I want to impress girls?

>>70489521
Theirs.

/thread

Listening to music won't impress girls. Being rich will

neil young, velvet underground

>>70489521
porno grind

rap

it reminds them of their ex bf and they will get into the right mood

Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe

...heh, yeah... I guess you could call me an intellectual.

>>70489521
Anal Cunt

Arctic Monkey, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire

anything that will confuse them

Kanye West

>>70489587
I like 75% of these

if she's a white hipster girl then chance, kanye and childish gambino

white bitches love that shit

Depends on your country and the kind of girl you want to impress, listening to local music works for me to impress hipster grills

>>70489521
>every girl listens to the same music
Are you five?

>>70490805
Who are you quoting?

chad music i guess but i cant guarantee it will make you one of them

protip: listening to obscure music is not impressive

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just get urself a cute /mu/ twink

I was at a party playing a set. It went pretty well, I played a lot of "hip" music. These girls were there, and I tried to talk with them. They held a nice conversation, and they happened to be pretty hipstery, so I asked if I could get their numbers under a very friendly, platonic pretense. They laughed and said no.

Women are fucking retarded sometimes, doing shit that seems like it would get you women probably won't. You literally just have to keep trying until you meet a girl who isn't retarded.

>inb4 they weren't retarded you were retarded

Yes, I'm not good with women, but I didn't do anything wrong that night, I've gone over it with myself a million times and with friends a million times. Sometimes shit just doesn't work out

>pretending to like music to impress girls
>caring this much about women

Pathetic desu. This is why you don't get women.

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talking heads girls love new wave and daivd byrne trust me I'm an expert

My girlfriend is scared of the music I listen to but it doesn't matter because relationships aren't build on music taste you autist. Music taste is not a fucking status symbol or fashion statement and if you treat it like one people will dislike you for it no matter what music you like. It comes off as pretensions

How do I get girls that look like OPs pic?

I'm 19 and gave up completely on women. They don't like me and never will. You have to meet all this bullshit criteria and compete with 1000000s of other dudes who have something you don't. How do I convert myself to homosexuality?

>>70490995
Get over yourself, you probably treat yourself like shit and expect women to like you anyway. Just take care of yourself and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Girls hate guys who hate themselves and love confidence, even if it's not real confidence.

>>70489521
Girls aren't impressed by music you dingus

>>70489521
Dj Tötschlager or Atari Teenage Riot. 100% guaranteed

>>70491018
I do. I have good hygiene, go to school, work etc. women just don't like me and they never will. I can fake all the "confidence" in the world but it means nothing when you're ugly. Fuck off with this generic ass advice.

>>70491116
Alright, keep feeling sorry for yourself and see how that works out

>>70489587

good taste desu

>>70491148
Or you can offer real advice that isn't just "dude b yourself b confident bro" that doesn't mean or tell anyone anything.

>>70491182
When you get your head out of your own ass and stop blaming the world for everything wrong in your life you'll realize what an insufferable faggot you are atm. The world isn't out to get you, women don't all hate you, you're just not likable.

>>70489587
Nice taste mane

>>70489587
I was expecting John Zorn and Magma and I found them.

Add Ruins to this list too though

Just fucking listen to the music you love, maybe show her the more accessible stuff you're into (depending on her taste)

You won't impress anyone with the music you listen to mane

>>70491215
Women hate my guts because I'm ugly and an ugly man is considered worth less than shit on their shoes. They hate you because you're a prick.

>>70489587
duuuuude

>>70491371
lmao women love me because I'm a prick

>>70490867
How do I get into her

>>70491417
>her

>>70491428
I fell for the trap

>>70491459
We've all been there

>>70491148
Your advice was pretty bad to be honest

>>70491395
>women love me

Good larp my dude

>>70489521
oh hey this that aussie girl from mfc

>>70491553
You obviously need the validation of winning a 4chan argument a lot more than me so I'll just leave this thread so you can pretend you won an epic 4chan argument.

>>70489551
Protip: Don't care about poor girls, "most of them" are just interested in money, especially the 10/10 ones.
Start looking for semi-rich/wealthy girls from well families. They usually don't give a fuck about money because no one were bitching around about how poor they are, and how envy they are about richer people for majority of their teenage years.
I'm not saying that there are no money loving sluts from rich houses, is it just easier to find qt girl who will care about you, not about your wallet.

>>70491564
username pls

>>70489588
My nigga

>>70490905
even if you're chill, women get a lot of dudes acting kinda creepy, so refusing to give a phonenumber to a guy unless you either like him or know him well enough is just a normal precaution for most women