>Honey, I take my LARPing VERY serious
If you watch his videos, he's actually better than you.
good post
>>70469768
That's probably not much of an accomplishment.
>>70469768
This is true. He's a good family man who is dedicated to making good, honorable children and a self sustaining life style. He's the opposite of these fat American fucks who are only good at consuming and having diabetes. But then again, the balance is ying and yang.
>>70469993
Most "family men" haven't killed their best friend
>>70470086
Not very good bait.
Stop watching my videos.
>>70469993
Most "family men" haven't burned down churches
>>70470086
>>70470138
these
>>70469993
He's an ex con LARPing in the woods. When his kids turn 18 they're going to be hoeing it up like kids who grow uo in highly restrictive households generally do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmU5WpXSCE
First 7 seconds of this is Varg's greatest work of art.
>>70469993
Most "family men" aren't Neo-Nazis
>>70470220
This video is honestly a masterpiece
>>70470220
that fucking cartoonish accent
>>70470220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t_3XCUZkS4
The part where he makes the engine noises with his mouth while pushing the vehicles across the camera slays me every time.
>>70470374
>you will never play tanks with Uncle Varg
>>70470220
what a ridiculous title, I had to click to see if it was really his channel, it sounds like a parody title
>>70469993
Most family men don't listen to meal.
LARPing is an objectively more patrician hobby than listening to indie pop and cuckrap
Nothing wrong with liking tabletop games, or swords and axes, and just general boyish nerd stuff. At least he isn't a poseur who assimilated like all of you will.
>>70470663
Unless it's dadmetal like Pantera
>>70470663
varg says all the time he thinks metal sucks
>>70470663
I've never approached a meal with the intent of listening to it. I'll hack to try it out.
>>70470831
they're family men in the most vulfar sense of the word
>>70470864
too bad he listened to it, and even made some of it. Look what a larping manchild he turned out to be--just goes to show you, that shit will turn just about anyone into a perennial baby.
>>70470909
A perennial baby with children, a wife, a piece of property, vehicles, and media that people will remember him for.
>>70471007
I think most people remember him for the murder, but good on him for doing something billions of people have done before. Doesn't stop him from being a baby.
>>70471058
and what will you, a grown adult, be remembered for?
>>70471093
Hopefully not being a murderer. Or a larper. Or a metalfag.
>>70471058
Oven dodger detected
>>70469652
I like Varg, he is a role model how real man should be.
>>70471093
I'd rather have nothing g written on my grave than "Here lies an edgy manchild murderer"
>>70471186
You are, and will be nothing.
You will not be remembered.
>>70469993
>the balance is ying and yang
spicy dichotomy bro
>>70471273
Damn... That really makes me ponder
>>70470864
If only he could think about that before making his mark on the biggest shitstain in metal history, Mayhem, then maybe we wouldn't have so many shitty black metal bands around today
>>70470220
is this what all scandinavians speaking english sound like? it's really cute
>>70470167
>atheist pagan
>animegirlwithquestionmarksaroundherhead.jpg
>>70471273
sometimes it's better to not be remembered. I'll remember you were a stilted loser who got pissy about me not liking a larper, so you have that going for yourself.
>>70471149
Peep Show is utter garbage
>>70471384
Varg's accent is kinda unique, he is from the west but he still has a weird english accent.
This is what it usually sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70
>>70472075
BTFO
>>70469652
jesus im going to end this thread before it even starts
>Varg was NOT best friends with Euro
>Euro attacked Varg
>Euro probably lied about Varg committing the church burnings, to make it seem like it was something Mayhem did and not something Euro and the others did
>>70474134
allegedly