What's the musical equivalent of raymen noodles?

>>70451838
Gangnam style

>>70451838
Really shitty EDM?

People who read/watch music reviews, and Kanye fans

Completely lacking substance as people, and they get salty as fuck if you point this out to them.

>>70451838
Kanye West

basic unimaginative shit wrapped in plastic with salt

sometimes featuring vegetables and seaweed

>>70451910
talk about projecting lmao

>>70452082
>basic unimaginative shit wrapped in plastic with salt

Sounds like Chvrches to me.

Jangle pop

Something that was legitimately revolutionary at the time of its creation but is now mostly known for being enjoyed by college kids and lacking in real substance (but can easily gain that when mixed with other things) while still being quite palatable, and is a lot older than most people realize.

>>70451881
this
like /bleep/ shit

>>70452148
whoa dude watch out for Brandon, don't talk shit about chwrches here

>>70452333
what an oddly specific comment

so is it okay if I mix the byrds and chris watson and yes and merzbow

is that enough substance and variety for you

saying shit like this makes you look like a pleb senpai

>>70452404
>saying shit like this makes you look like a pleb senpai

Arguing with trips and blowing comments on genre exploration out of proportion as hyper-eclecticism, especially regarding a genre as insubstantial as jangle pop, makes you look like a sen plebpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA

>>70452468
>blowing comments on genre exploration out of proportion as hyper-eclecticism
lmao

>>70452333
I'd agree with you but I don't think jangle pop is very popular with college students anymore. Unless you're also counting stuff like Mac Demarco.
Best jangle coming through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnwOufMjZVw

>>70452333
Quality trips

Jpop

>>70452627
macaroni demarco isn't even remotely close to jangle pop

>>70453240
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_DeMarco
Well, not in the traditional sense of bands like The Feelies or REM but he does get the label applied to him.

>>70451838
Max Martin's music.
Its a guilty pleasure to consume it.

>>70453356
guilty pleasure or not, Max Martin's music is not jangle pop

>>70451838

Accessible top 40 music

Trap music

>>70451910
i like the way u project anon

Elevator muzak. Cheap and made for everyone.

>>70451838
All popular music.

neutral milk hotel

cause you keep going back to it

>>70451838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmMtCGs5wAc

>>70454865
But people actually enjoy ramen noodles

>>70456125
People enjoy elevator music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY&t=4s

K-pop

Foo Fighters or Sublime

My reasoning:

It has to be lightweight and low-value, but something that many people still happily take sustenance in. Muzak kind of fits the bill, as stand-in / filler food, but people don't really actively choose muzak for home-listening, and I want to think more of the demographic and context too. With this in mind, I wouldn't say smooth jazz either because that's a sound more for middle aged yuppies who actually consider it 'classy' or 'mature', whereas ramen is something more for slackers/losers/'white trash' in their teens and twenties.

This demographic wouldn't usually be the most affluent, so I'll rule out landfill indie or other college kid music. Trap I wouldn't say because, 'real music' stupidity aside, a lot of people consider trap good music, including me. EDM - not good electronic music - but the really tepid stuff might be a contender... but a lot of it is too 'exciting' to be ramen... ramen is more boring. I also wouldn't say generic shit like kpop because kpop is too 'sweet' / sugary.

So I'll go for the most dull, low-entry bands that a lot of suburban and low-standards people often happily reach for: Sublime and Foo Fighters. I could say similar bands that are clearly even shittier, but they don't have the staying power and devotion that a standby like ramen has.

>>70454961

Think this is actually the right answer.

Dirty, raw, cheap but still so good